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The Feats of Strength
Alberton Qootball Club
The Sin City Swamprats
- Established -
S04
(2004)
- Re-Established -
S16
(2013)
- Premierships -
S6
S27
S29
- Home Ovals -
The Underground (main)
Alberton Oval (secondary)
- Colours -
Black and White; Red and Gold
We the players and management of the Alberton Qootball Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.
To do this we believe -
There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special
That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour
We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.
Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.
Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.
Swamprats all, let us rejoice
For we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears
Our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell,
We're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell,
We're loud and we don't care,
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair
Beer, beer! The black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry
Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pi**ed glory!
---
Alberton Qootball Club
The Swamprats
Home Ground: The Underground Stadium
Los Carrara Mall, Nou Camp, Sweet
The Sin City Swamprats
- Established -
S04
(2004)
- Re-Established -
S16
(2013)
- Premierships -
S6
S27
S29
- Home Ovals -
The Underground (main)
Alberton Oval (secondary)
- Colours -
Black and White; Red and Gold
We the players and management of the Alberton Qootball Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.
To do this we believe -
There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special
That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour
We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.
Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.
Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.
Swamprats all, let us rejoice
For we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears
Our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell,
We're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell,
We're loud and we don't care,
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair
Beer, beer! The black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry
Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pi**ed glory!
---
Alberton Qootball Club
The Swamprats
Home Ground: The Underground Stadium
Los Carrara Mall, Nou Camp, Sweet
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