Event SFAEW Season 39: Magnificent Seven this Sunday!

[PhenomenalV1]

The Majestic executes an open-handed chop against The Injury Factory.
The Majestic runs into the ropes.
The Injury Factory misses with a shoulderblock.
The Majestic hits a lariat on The Injury Factory.
The Majestic whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The Majestic performs a lariat against The Injury Factory.
The Majestic executes a chop against The Injury Factory.
The Majestic tries to climb the ladder.
The Majestic is on his way up.
The Injury Factory pulls him back down.
The Majestic attempts a side kick to the midsection, but The Injury Factory counters it with a dragon screw.
The Injury Factory uses a German suplex on The Majestic.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory attempts an inverted atomic drop, but The Majestic blocks it.
The Majestic tries to climb the ladder.
The Majestic is on his way up.
The Majestic is half-way up.
The Majestic is almost on top of the ladder.
The Majestic is in grabbing distance.
The Injury Factory brings him down with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory goes for a facerake, but The Majestic blocks it.
The Majestic executes a side kick to the midsection against The Injury Factory.
The Majestic kicks The Injury Factory.
The Majestic chops The Injury Factory.
The crowd is giving The Majestic a standing ovation.
The Majestic attempts to place The Injury Factory on the turnbuckle, but
The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Majestic attempts a flying lariat, but The Injury Factory counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
The Injury Factory lets go after 15 seconds.
The Injury Factory goes for a dragon suplex, but The Majestic blocks it.
The Majestic takes The Injury Factory down with a half and half suplex.
The Majestic executes a side suplex against The Injury Factory.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Majestic hits a rolling elbowsmash on The Injury Factory.
The Majestic tries to climb the ladder.
The Majestic is on his way up.
The Majestic is half-way up.
The Majestic is almost on top of the ladder.
The Majestic is in grabbing distance.
The Injury Factory pulls him back down.
The Injury Factory tries an armdrag takedown, but The Majestic counters it with a lariat.
The Majestic tries to climb the ladder.
The Majestic is on his way up.
The Majestic is half-way up.
The Majestic is almost on top of the ladder.
The Majestic is in grabbing distance.
The Injury Factory knocks over the ladder with a flying forearm.
The Injury Factory attempts to place The Majestic on the turnbuckle, but
The Majestic blocks it.
The Injury Factory whips The Majestic into the ropes, but The Majestic reverses it.
The Injury Factory tries a running single-leg dropkick, but The Majestic steps out of the way.
The Majestic sets the ladder back up.
The Majestic is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that
The Injury Factory is right behind him.
The Injury Factory goes for an inverted facelock backbreaker, but The Majestic blocks it.
The Majestic tries to climb the ladder.
The Majestic is on his way up.
The Majestic is half-way up.
The Majestic is almost on top of the ladder.
The Majestic is in grabbing distance.
The Injury Factory brings him down with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Majestic takes The Injury Factory down with a side suplex.
The Majestic runs into the ropes.
The Majestic executes the Majestic Splash on The Injury Factory.
The crowd erupts.
The Majestic tries to climb the ladder.
The Majestic is on his way up.
The Majestic is half-way up.
The Majestic is almost on top of the ladder.
The Majestic is in grabbing distance.
The Injury Factory pulls him back down.
The Majestic tries a facerake, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory sets up The Majestic on the turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on The Majestic.
The Injury Factory tries to climb the ladder.
The Injury Factory is on his way up.
The Injury Factory is half-way up.
The Injury Factory is almost on top of the ladder.
The Injury Factory is in grabbing distance.
The Majestic knocks him off the ladder.
The Majestic uses a rolling elbowsmash on The Injury Factory.
The Majestic whips The Injury Factory into the ropes, but The Injury Factory reverses it.
The Injury Factory hits The Majestic with a clothesline.
The Majestic falls out of the ring.
The Injury Factory rolls out under the bottom rope.
The Injury Factory whips The Majestic into the guardrail.
The Injury Factory gets back into the ring.
The Majestic climbs back into the ring.
The Injury Factory whips The Majestic into the ropes.
The Injury Factory uses a koppo kick on The Majestic.
The Injury Factory attempts an over-the-top stunner, but The Majestic blocks it.
The Majestic hits a headbutt on The Injury Factory.
The Majestic tries to climb the ladder.
The Majestic is on his way up.
The Majestic is half-way up.
The Majestic is almost on top of the ladder.
The Majestic is in grabbing distance.
The Injury Factory knocks over the ladder with a shove.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on The Majestic.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory sets the ladder back up.
The Injury Factory is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that
The Majestic is right behind him.
The Majestic hits a double-axhandle to the back on The Injury Factory.
The Majestic catches The Injury Factory in a scorpion deathlock.
The Injury Factory escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Majestic tries to climb the ladder.
The Majestic is on his way up.
The Majestic is half-way up.
The Majestic is almost on top of the ladder.
The Majestic is in grabbing distance.
The Injury Factory pulls him back down.
The Majestic locks The Injury Factory in a chokehold.
The Injury Factory is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Injury Factory escapes from the hold after being trapped for 8 seconds.
The Majestic attempts a half and half suplex, but The Injury Factory counters it with a go-behind.
The Injury Factory uses an over-the-top stunner on The Majestic.
The Injury Factory does the Tranquilo pose.
The crowd erupts.
The Injury Factory uses a facerake on The Majestic.
The Injury Factory tries to climb the ladder.
The Injury Factory is on his way up.
The Injury Factory is half-way up.
The Injury Factory is almost on top of the ladder.
The Injury Factory is in grabbing distance.
The Majestic knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.
The Majestic executes an armbreaker against The Injury Factory.
The Majestic throws The Injury Factory out of the ring.
The Majestic rolls out under the bottom rope.
The crowd is giving The Majestic a standing ovation.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Injury Factory goes for the Bosstino, but The Majestic counters it with a powerslam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Majestic.
The Majestic clears the announcers' table.
The Majestic sets up The Injury Factory on the announcers' table.
The Majestic tries to drive The Injury Factory through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
The Injury Factory attempts a bodyslam, but The Majestic blocks it.
The Majestic tries a vertical suplex, but The Injury Factory counters it with a small package.
The Injury Factory sets up The Majestic on the announcers' table.
The Injury Factory tries to drive The Majestic through the table with a Northern Lights bomb, but he blocks it.
The Majestic throws The Injury Factory into the ringpost.
The Majestic sets up The Injury Factory on the announcers' table.
The Majestic executes a fisherman buster through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd erupts.
The Majestic attempts a backbreaker, but The Injury Factory counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Injury Factory knocks The Majestic into the ringsteps.
The Injury Factory throws The Majestic into the guardrail.
The Injury Factory attempts a kneebreaker, but The Majestic counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Majestic tries a front slam, but The Injury Factory counters it with a roundhouse right.
The Injury Factory knocks The Majestic into the ringpost.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Injury Factory uses a swinging DDT on The Majestic.
The Injury Factory clears the announcers' table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Injury Factory gives him a legsweep, but The Majestic only stares at him.
The Injury Factory sets up The Majestic on the announcers' table.
The Injury Factory executes an Exploder suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The Injury Factory executes a legsweep against The Majestic.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on The Majestic on the concrete floor.
The Injury Factory shoves The Majestic into the guardrail.
The Injury Factory whips The Majestic into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Injury Factory clears the announcers' table.
The Injury Factory sets up The Majestic on the announcers' table.
The Injury Factory executes an Exploder suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The Injury Factory climbs back into the ring.
The Injury Factory sets the ladder back up.
The Injury Factory tries to climb the ladder.
The Injury Factory is on his way up.
The Injury Factory is half-way up.
The Injury Factory is almost on top of the ladder.
The Injury Factory is in grabbing distance.
The Injury Factory has retrieved the SFAEW Hardcore Championship.

The winner is TheInjuryFactory. Time of match: 0:18:23
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


The Injury Factory celebrates with the SFAEW Hardcore Championship on top of the ladder.





Tigerturbulance runs into the ring from the crowd.

TigerTurbulance knocks over the ladder.

The Injury Factory crashes onto the mat.

The Injury Factory is out cold.

TigerTurbulance lifts up The Injury Factory.

TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on The Injury Factory.

TigerTurbulance pulls out a photo of Elton Johns Wig.

TigerTurbulance grabs a stapler.

TigerTurbulance puts The Injury Factory in the corner.

TigerTurbulance staples the photo to The Injury Factory's forehead.

TigerTurbulance grabs the SFAEW Hardcore Championship.

TigerTurbulance smashes the SFAEW Hardcore Championship into The Injury Factory's face.

TigerTurbulance is seemingly enjoying the boos from the crowd.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:





Senor M has a few words he wants to share with cooney regarding a possible rematch...​

 

[Senor M]

Fifthly:



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Senor M has a few words he wants to share with cooney regarding a possible rematch...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Senor M enters the ring.

Senor M picks up a microphone.


SnrM: Right, cooney, let's get to the point already.

You want "one more match" because I "cheated", apparently.





cooney enters the ring.


c: Yeah.


Senor M rolls his eyes.


SnrM: Well you're not getting it. Not while I'm still breathing...


c: Bullshit.


SnrM: ...Let me finish, dillweed.
We don't have to finish this in an official match, per se.
An Unsanctioned match outside of SFAEW jurisdiction, on the other hand...I could see myself agreeing to that...


c: Woooo!


SnrM: But...I'm not so sure.


c: Coward.


SnrM: I'd rather be a coward than an idiot.


Senor M leaves the ring.

cooney follows him out.


c: Coward!


Senor M stops on the middle of the ramp, his fists clenched.


SnrM: If I accept, will it shut you up?


c: Yeah.


Senor M nods, and pulls something out of his pockets..

Senor M turns around, and nails cooney with brass knuckles.

cooney is busted wide open.

cooney falls to the ramp.


SnrM: See you next week, C-Dog.


Senor M heads backstage.

cooney struggles to get back to his feet.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I'm starting to think that serial_thrilla might be a little miffed about not having a championship.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the evening:






Elton Johns Wig warms up ahead of his World Title defence on Sunday with a match against Mrs Turbo!​

 

[The Majestic]

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I'm starting to think that serial_thrilla might be a little miffed about not having a championship.

If I start angry reacting do I get my title back?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

And in your main event of the evening:




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Elton Johns Wig warms up ahead of his World Title defence on Sunday with a match against Mrs Turbo!​

I've always wanted to grapple that woman.

Suck shit Dingster

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Elton John's Wig hits a faceslam on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo performs a kneelift against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo kicks Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo kicks Elton John's Wig.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo punches Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches Mrs Turbo.
The cheers for Elton John's Wig are drowning out the boos.
Elton John's Wig punches Mrs Turbo.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig.
The cheers for Mrs Turbo are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo punches Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig hits Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is wildly cheering Mrs Turbo with only a few scattered boos audible.
Elton John's Wig punches Mrs Turbo.
The crowd is wildly cheering Elton John's Wig with only a few scattered boos audible.
Elton John's Wig hits a piledriver on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig goes to the outside.
He returns with brass knuckles.
Elton John's Wig tries a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo tries a bodyslam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig takes a swing at Mrs Turbo with the knuckles, but she gets out of the way.
Mrs Turbo snatches the knuckles from him.
Mrs Turbo takes a swing at Elton John's Wig with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way.
Elton John's Wig snatches the knuckles from her.
Elton John's Wig takes a swing at Mrs Turbo with the knuckles, but she gets out of the way.
Mrs Turbo snatches the knuckles from him.
Mrs Turbo takes a swing at Elton John's Wig with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way.
Elton John's Wig snatches the knuckles from her.
Elton John's Wig hits her with the knuckles.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Richard Head throws the knuckles through the ropes.
Elton John's Wig attempts an armbreaker, but Mrs Turbo throws him off.
Mrs Turbo goes for a hiptoss, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig goes for a Russian legsweep, but Mrs Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo executes a kick to the midsection against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits Mrs Turbo with a kick.
Elton John's Wig attempts a headbutt, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo puts Elton John's Wig in a chokehold.
Richard Head warns Mrs Turbo to let go.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three, four.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
Mrs Turbo uses a bodyslam on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo performs a snap mare against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Mrs Turbo performs a legsweep against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo covers Elton John's Wig.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Mrs Turbo tries a hiptoss, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a lariat.
Elton John's Wig tries a choke against the ropes, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo sends Elton John's Wig into the turnbuckle.
Mrs Turbo charges into the corner, but Elton John's Wig moves out of the way.
Elton John's Wig performs an armbreaker against Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a kick.
Elton John's Wig and Mrs Turbo get hit with a double clothesline.
Elton John's Wig locks Mrs Turbo in a chokehold.
Richard Head warns Elton John's Wig to let go.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Richard Head warns Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig tries a bodyslam, but Mrs Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo misses with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo nails Elton John's Wig with a spinebuster slam.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Mrs Turbo whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo attempts a hiptoss, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig performs a ropeburn against Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig hits Mrs Turbo with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig uses a kneelift on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig gets a sleeperhold on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mrs Turbo makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 17 seconds.
Elton John's Wig performs a Russian legsweep against Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig hits a legdrop on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo uses a spinebuster slam on Elton John's Wig.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo gets a chokehold on Elton John's Wig.
Richard Head warns Mrs Turbo to let go.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three, four.
Mrs Turbo uses a forearm to the back on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo goes for a slap, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig uses a headbutt on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig tries a faceslam, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo performs a legsweep against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo uses a kneelift on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo chops Elton John's Wig.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo punches Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo executes a snap mare against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo catches Elton John's Wig in a chokehold.
Richard Head warns Mrs Turbo to let go.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three, four.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
Mrs Turbo puts Elton John's Wig in a figure-four leglock.
Elton John's Wig tries to escape the hold.
Mrs Turbo lets go after 14 seconds.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Mrs Turbo goes for a kick to the midsection, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig goes for a vertical suplex, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo uses an elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo hits a forearm to the back on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo uses a hiptoss on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Mrs Turbo whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig hits Mrs Turbo with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig attempts a faceslam, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo chops Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo punches Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting.
Mrs Turbo uses a kneelift on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo puts Elton John's Wig in a chokehold.
Richard Head warns Mrs Turbo to let go.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three, four.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
Mrs Turbo uses an elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo uses a backbreaker on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo hits a spinebuster slam on Elton John's Wig.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mrs Turbo performs an elbowdrop against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo attempts a bodyslam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a facerake.
Elton John's Wig hits a forearm to the back on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo uses a jumping front kick on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo catches Elton John's Wig in a chokehold.
Richard Head warns Mrs Turbo to let go.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Richard Head warns Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mrs Turbo goes for the Ophidian-5, but she can't do it.
Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig hits an elbowsmash on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo misses with an elbow.
Mrs Turbo performs a jumping front kick against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
The cheers for Mrs Turbo are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo uses a hiptoss on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo covers Elton John's Wig.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Mrs Turbo executes a snap mare against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo uses a short clothesline on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo takes Elton John's Wig down with a spinebuster slam.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mrs Turbo hits a kick to the midsection on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo gets a chokehold on Elton John's Wig.
Richard Head warns Mrs Turbo to let go.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three, four.
Mrs Turbo kicks Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting.
Mrs Turbo chops Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo hits a bodyslam on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo uses a kick to the midsection on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo tries a snap mare, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig nails Mrs Turbo with a faceslam.
Elton John's Wig uses an armbreaker on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig uses a Russian legsweep on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo attempts a snap mare, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig uses a kneelift on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on Mrs Turbo.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Elton John's Wig uses a forearm to the back on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo throws Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
Mrs Turbo goes through the ropes.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Mrs Turbo takes Elton John's Wig down with a bodyslam.
Mrs Turbo throws Elton John's Wig into the ringsteps.
The cheers for Mrs Turbo are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo throws Elton John's Wig into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Mrs Turbo tries a bodyslam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Richard Head counts: 3.
Elton John's Wig executes a back suplex against Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig gets back into the ring.
Mrs Turbo rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Elton John's Wig tries a ropeburn, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo executes a kick to the midsection against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo executes a bodyslam against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo attempts a snap mare, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig hits an elbowsmash on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig goes for a choke against the ropes, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo goes for the Ophidian-5, but she can't do it.
Elton John's Wig counters it with a reverse cradle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits Mrs Turbo with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo misses with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
Mrs Turbo nails Elton John's Wig with a backbreaker.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits Mrs Turbo with a backdrop.
Elton John's Wig performs a swinging neckbreaker against Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig takes Mrs Turbo down with a faceslam.
Elton John's Wig executes an armbreaker against Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig tries an armbreaker, but Mrs Turbo throws him off.
Mrs Turbo whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a side suplex.
Mrs Turbo whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Mrs Turbo.
Richard Head tells Mrs Turbo to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Mrs Turbo nods.
Richard Head checks Mrs Turbo's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Mrs Turbo fights her way out of the hold after 22 seconds.
Mrs Turbo executes an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo uses a snap mare on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo gets a figure-four leglock on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds.
Mrs Turbo performs a snap mare against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo performs a forearm to the back against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo uses a forearm to the back on Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo goes for a backbreaker, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a facerake.
Elton John's Wig hits a Russian legsweep on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig hits a forearm to the back on Mrs Turbo.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
Mrs Turbo performs an elbowsmash against Elton John's Wig.
Mrs Turbo gets a figure-four leglock on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Mrs Turbo goes for the Ophidian-5, but she can't do it.
Elton John's Wig counters it with a reverse cradle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.




Tigerturbulance comes to ringside.


Elton John's Wig performs a small package against Mrs Turbo.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr...TigerTurbulance breaks up the pin.
TigerTurbulance nails a series of mounted elbow strikes on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig is cut open.
Richard Head calls for the bell.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig by disqualification. Time of match: 0:18:35
Sim Rating: ** 1/2


TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo continue to beat down Elton John's Wig.

Mrs Turbo rolls out of the ring.

TigerTurbulance chokes out Elton John's Wig with a chokehold.

Elton John's Wig is fading fast.

Mrs Turbo returns to the ring with a barbed wire wrapped chair.

Mrs Turbo sets up the chair.

TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Elton John's Wig onto the barbed wire chair.

Elton John's Wig is bleeding heavily.

Elton John's Wig is out cold.

TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo pose and flex as the cameras fade.




See you later this week.

 

[Braklet]

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He loves gladiator movies.

 

[Braklet]

The winners are serial_thrilla and TRUMAN#1. Time of match: 0:11:24
Sim Rating: **** 1/4

So many angry reacts... RUOK serial_thrilla?

 

[Braklet]

why do I even wrestle anymore

Because you enjoy the physical contact and hints of eroticism.

 

[GWS Goose]

They lock up.
GWS Goose attempts a fallaway slam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a forearm smash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on GWS Goose.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on GWS Goose.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits GWS Goose.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks GWS Goose.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan gives the sign for the DuggWalker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on GWS Goose.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Shaun Freakin' Duggan. Time of match: 0:00:45
Sim Rating: * 1/4


Shaun Freakin' Duggan storms backstage.


SFD: Freakin' Wig Factory...thought we were supposed to be a three-man unit...


Shaun Freakin' Duggan passes by the East Side Hawks locker room.

Loonerty and Scythe94 watch him go past.


S94: ...What's his deal?


L: Scythe, he's always been like that. Believe me...


Loonerty and Scythe94 enter the Hawks locker room, only to find Callums_Guns in the middle of a conversation.


C_G: Uh...I don't think you guys should be here...


S94: Why not? We all use this locker room, and it's not like-


Loonerty taps Scythe94 on the shoulder, and points out three other figures in the room.

BigChippa52, HARPSichord and thewizardmelon are standing opposite Callums_Guns.


BC52: Shut up 94, I'm negotiating. Now Guns, just how desperate are you to get back at por_please_ya?


C_G: I'd say-


L: Do not accept his offer.


BigChippa52 sneers at Loonerty.


BC52: Listen up you son of a bitch, don't ****ing interfere! If Guns wants to join us in our fight against Il Famiglia, he'll make that decision himself...


BigChippa52 turns to face Callums_Guns, with a withering look on his face.


BC52: ...won't he?


Callums_Guns looks back at Loonerty and Scythe94.

They're shaking their heads.

Callums_Guns turns back to face BigChippa52.

He has a conflicted look on his face.


C_G: ...I'll do it. Name your price.


L: ****s sake...


BC52: Only thing I'm askin' for is a small favour.


C_G: What's the favour?


BC52: You'll find out...deal?


Callums_Guns looks apprehensively around...before shaking BigChippa52's hand.


C_G: ...deal.

a friggin squash match.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Because you enjoy the physical contact and hints of eroticism.

thats about all I get from it. never any winning.

 

[cooney]

Senor M enters the ring.

Senor M picks up a microphone.


SnrM: Right, cooney, let's get to the point already.

You want "one more match" because I "cheated", apparently.





cooney enters the ring.


c: Yeah.


Senor M rolls his eyes.


SnrM: Well you're not getting it. Not while I'm still breathing...


c: Bullshit.


SnrM: ...Let me finish, dillweed.
We don't have to finish this in an official match, per se.
An Unsanctioned match outside of SFAEW jurisdiction, on the other hand...I could see myself agreeing to that...


c: Woooo!


SnrM: But...I'm not so sure.


c: Coward.


SnrM: I'd rather be a coward than an idiot.


Senor M leaves the ring.

cooney follows him out.


c: Coward!


Senor M stops on the middle of the ramp, his fists clenched.


SnrM: If I accept, will it shut you up?


c: Yeah.


Senor M nods, and pulls something out of his pockets..

Senor M turns around, and nails cooney with brass knuckles.

cooney is busted wide open.

cooney falls to the ramp.


SnrM: See you next week, C-Dog.


Senor M heads backstage.

cooney struggles to get back to his feet.​

You’re going down!

 

[Braklet]

Because you enjoy the physical contact and hints of eroticism.

thats about all I get from it. never any winning.

You’re going down!

Hey AnUltimateRessie, it's your lucky day!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

​

WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Elton Johns Wig​	World Heavyweight Championship​	21/12/2024​	81​
Elton Johns Wig & TheInjuryFactory​	World Tag Team Championships​	2/3/2025​	10​
James Colorado​	Intercity Championship​	2/2/2025​	38​
TheInjuryFactory​	Hardcore Championship​	21/12/2024​	81​
por_please_ya, MWPP, Dingster​	Trios Championships​	5/1/2025​	66​

Dates and stats correct as of 12/3/25


OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS

​

WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Chipmunk​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	21/12/24​	81​

Championship board updated.

Elton Johns Wig TheInjuryFactory James Colorado por_please_ya MWPP Dingster Chipmunk

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday:



I hate to bring foopy into this, but we live in a society.



It's SFAEW: The Magnificent Seven!



Here's what we've got on the card:






"The Moral Compass" BRAB continues his crusade to rid SFAEW of impurity as he takes on the sexiest pussy in Sweet, Bonz!






Coming off the back of a couple of nasty losses, omgfridge and Orange crush of the Bang Bang Furie Gang take on Loonerty and Scythe94 of the East Side Hawks!





It's a multitude of mayhem in the Season 39 Magnificent Seven Match!

The two biggest factions in the league, Il Famiglia and The Enforcement find themselves in a massive heel vs heel confrontation.

Will Chipmunk and por_please_ya lead MWPP, Dingster, JoshWoodenSpoon, Test Tickle and Ocha905 to victory?

Wlil BigChippa52's canny recruitment of Callums_Guns to even the odds pay off with help from Gralin, HARPSichord, Falconista, thewizardmelon and Supersuns?



And in your official main event of the week:





Last week, Elton Johns Wig found himself on the recieving end of Tigerturbulance's ruthless campaign of violence. It's taken out okeydoke7, it's won him the Elimination Chamber, but will Turbo's ruthless new outlook bring him the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship?




Also, in your unofficial main event of the week:







It's come to this.

Senor M and cooney have been at each others throats since November, now, they're going to do everything in their power to stop the other.

SFAEW cannot officially allow this match to happen.

...Our broadcast partners, however, will allow the match to go ahead, under Unsanctoined/Lights Out rules.

We may never see the loser again...




See you on Sunday.​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[serial_thrilla]

SFAEW ratings have plummeted lately. Possibly (certainly) due to poor booking.

 

[Bonz]

#sorrynotsorry BRAB

Impurity stays forever

And deep down we all know you want your balls busted by me whilst the whole SFA watches

 

[PhenomenalV1]

SFAEW ratings have plummeted lately. Possibly (certainly) due to poor booking.

Let me guess: you think that if you aren't in the ring, all the other wrestlers should be asking "Where's serial_thrilla?"

 

[serial_thrilla]

Let me guess: you think that if you aren't in the ring, all the other wrestlers should be asking "Where's serial_thrilla?"

Angry reacts have risen 500% in the last week. SFAEW is a sinking ship.

 

[Braklet]

Angry reacts have risen 500% in the last week. SFAEW is a sinking ship.

Would be interesting to ID the source for, well, ALL of those angry reacts...