Event SFAEW Season 38: Round 15 On Now!

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Loonerty nails Chipmunk with a rope hung double underhook faceslam.
The chants for Loonerty are deafening.
Loonerty goes for a double chicken wing submission, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk performs a kick to the midsection against Loonerty.
Chipmunk uses a punch on Loonerty.
Chipmunk whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty with a kick.
Chipmunk whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty with a backdrop.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Chipmunk with a kick.
Loonerty tries a double chicken wing submission, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty with a clothesline.
Loonerty falls out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, Loonerty reenters the ring.
Chipmunk performs a vertical suplex against Loonerty.
Chipmunk takes Loonerty down with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk uses a kick to the midsection on Loonerty.
Chipmunk performs a dropkick against Loonerty.
Chipmunk throws Loonerty out of the ring.
Chipmunk goes through the ropes.
Chipmunk attempts a fireman's carry, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty executes a DDT against Chipmunk.
Loonerty runs Chipmunk into the ringsteps.
Loonerty hits a backbreaker on Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Loonerty tries a European uppercut, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Chipmunk whips Loonerty into the guardrail.
Chipmunk performs an inverted atomic drop against Loonerty.
Chipmunk throws Loonerty back into the ring.
Chipmunk hits a faceslam on Loonerty.
Chipmunk throws Loonerty out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, Loonerty reenters the ring.
Chipmunk performs a hiptoss against Loonerty.
Chipmunk attempts a kick to the midsection, but Loonerty counters it with a legsweep.
Loonerty whips Chipmunk into the ropes, but Chipmunk reverses it.
Loonerty misses with a kick.
Chipmunk goes for a faceslam, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty tries a chokehold, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk executes a forearm smash against Loonerty.
Chipmunk chops Loonerty.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty.
Chipmunk punches Loonerty.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk a standing ovation.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Loonerty tries an armbar submission, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk executes a punch against Loonerty.
Chipmunk tries a back suplex, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty uses a single-leg takedown on Chipmunk.
Loonerty catches Chipmunk in a double chicken wing submission.
Chipmunk manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Loonerty hits a flying clothesline on Chipmunk.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Loonerty.
Loonerty throws Chipmunk out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, Chipmunk reenters the ring.
Loonerty attempts the Michinoku Driver, but Chipmunk counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Chipmunk nails Loonerty with a faceslam.
Chipmunk hits a powerslam on Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Chipmunk uses a fireman's carry on Loonerty.
Chipmunk whips Loonerty into the ropes, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty performs a bodyslam against Chipmunk.
Loonerty gets a double armbar submission on Chipmunk.
Chipmunk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chipmunk makes it to the ropes after 9 seconds.
Loonerty puts Chipmunk in a cross armbreaker.
Chipmunk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chipmunk tries to fight the pain.
Chipmunk makes it to the ropes after 19 seconds.
Loonerty attempts an armbar submission, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Loonerty goes for a hiptoss, but Chipmunk counters it with a facerake.
Chipmunk uses a powerslam on Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk gets a sleeperhold on Loonerty.
Loonerty gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Chipmunk attempts an inverted atomic drop, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty goes for a facerake, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk uses an inverted atomic drop on Loonerty.
Chipmunk uses an inverted atomic drop on Loonerty.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with a clothesline.
Loonerty misses with a kick.
Loonerty misses with a kick.
Loonerty hits Chipmunk with a kick.
Loonerty locks Chipmunk in a double chicken wing submission.
Chipmunk is struggling to reach the ropes.
Chipmunk gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 10 seconds.
Loonerty throws Chipmunk out of the ring.
Loonerty goes through the ropes.
Loonerty takes Chipmunk down with a single-leg takedown.
Loonerty throws Chipmunk back into the ring.
Loonerty catches Chipmunk in a double chicken wing submission.
Chipmunk grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Loonerty performs a tiger suplex against Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Loonerty attempts a double chicken wing submission, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk tries a fireman's carry, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty gets a chokehold on Chipmunk.
Chipmunk makes it to the ropes after 10 seconds.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty and Chipmunk get hit with a double clothesline.
Loonerty hits a Discus lariat on Chipmunk.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Loonerty executes an inverted atomic drop against Chipmunk.
Loonerty executes the Michinoku Driver against Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on Chipmunk.
Chipmunk is struggling to reach the ropes.
Chipmunk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chipmunk tries to escape the hold.
Chipmunk tries to fight the pain.
Chipmunk summons one last burst of energy.
Manangatang asks Chipmunk if he should stop the fight.
Chipmunk shakes his head.
Manangatang checks Chipmunk's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Chipmunk fights his way out of the hold after 38 seconds.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Chipmunk goes for a faceslam, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty chops Chipmunk.
The crowd erupts.
Chipmunk chops Loonerty.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty.
Chipmunk takes Loonerty down with a headlock takedown.
Chipmunk uses a headbutt on Loonerty.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk tries a flying clothesline, but Loonerty steps out of the way.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Loonerty attempts a flying clothesline, but Chipmunk counters it with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk uses a powerslam on Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Chipmunk hits a fireman's carry on Loonerty.
Chipmunk hits a kick to the midsection on Loonerty.
Chipmunk executes a dropkick against Loonerty.
Chipmunk attempts a backdrop, but Loonerty counters it with a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty executes a hiptoss against Chipmunk.
Loonerty tries a cross armbreaker, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk goes for a snap mare, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with a shoulderblock.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty with a clothesline.
Chipmunk attempts to place Loonerty on the turnbuckle, but Loonerty blocks it.
Chipmunk kicks Loonerty.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk punches Loonerty.
Chipmunk chops Loonerty.
Loonerty kicks Chipmunk.
Loonerty uses a monkey flip on Chipmunk.
Loonerty executes the Michinoku Driver against Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Loonerty uses a DDT on Chipmunk.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty nails Chipmunk with a backbreaker.
Loonerty puts Chipmunk in a headscissors submission.
Chipmunk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chipmunk is inching his way towards the ropes.
Chipmunk tries to escape the hold.
Chipmunk manages to grab the ropes after 21 seconds.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on Chipmunk.
Chipmunk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chipmunk is inching his way towards the ropes.
Chipmunk inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
Loonerty puts Chipmunk in a cross armbreaker.
Chipmunk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chipmunk inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 12 seconds.
Loonerty tries a vertical suplex, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk attempts a headbutt, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty puts Chipmunk in a chokehold.
Chipmunk grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
Loonerty whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk and Loonerty get hit with a double clothesline.
Chipmunk whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Chipmunk executes a kick to the midsection against Loonerty.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Loonerty chops Chipmunk.
Loonerty hits Chipmunk.
Chipmunk punches Loonerty.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk chops Loonerty.
Chipmunk goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty tries a hiptoss, but Chipmunk counters it with a facerake.
Chipmunk attempts a punch, but Loonerty counters it with an armbreaker.
In turn, Chipmunk counters it with a sleeperhold.
Loonerty is struggling to reach the ropes.
Loonerty tries to escape the hold.
Loonerty manages to grab the ropes after 13 seconds.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty with a kick.
Chipmunk executes a powerslam against Loonerty.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Chipmunk attempts a clothesline, but Loonerty counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd erupts.
Loonerty whips Chipmunk into the ropes, but Chipmunk reverses it.
Loonerty misses with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty performs a flying clothesline against Chipmunk.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Loonerty whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with an elbow.
Chipmunk performs a flying clothesline against Loonerty.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk a standing ovation.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Chipmunk whips Loonerty into the ropes.
Loonerty misses with a kick.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty with a backdrop.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Chipmunk with a clothesline.
Loonerty whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk attempts a flying clothesline, but Loonerty steps out of the way.
Loonerty performs an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle against Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Loonerty tries an armbar submission, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty with a shoulderblock.
Chipmunk hits a kick to the midsection on Loonerty.
Chipmunk kicks Loonerty.
The crowd is behind Chipmunk all the way.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty.
Chipmunk uses a headbutt on Loonerty.
Chipmunk uses a punch on Loonerty.
Chipmunk attempts a hiptoss, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on Chipmunk.
Manangatang tells Chipmunk to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Chipmunk nods.
Manangatang asks Chipmunk if he's still there.
Chipmunk nods.
Manangatang asks Chipmunk if he's had enough.
Chipmunk shakes his head.
Chipmunk is writhing in pain.
Manangatang asks Chipmunk if he should stop the fight.
Chipmunk shakes his head.
Chipmunk is inching his way towards the ropes.
Chipmunk isn't moving anymore.
Manangatang asks Chipmunk if he should stop the fight.
Chipmunk shakes his head.
Chipmunk may have passed out.
Manangatang asks Chipmunk if he's had enough.
Chipmunk shakes his head.
Manangatang checks Chipmunk's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Chipmunk fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Loonerty goes for a bulldog, but Chipmunk throws him off.
Chipmunk attempts to place Loonerty on the turnbuckle, but Loonerty blocks it.
Chipmunk goes for a hiptoss, but Loonerty counters it with a lariat.
Loonerty uses the Michinoku Driver on Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Loonerty tries a Northern Lights suplex, but Chipmunk counters it with a DDT.
Chipmunk is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Chipmunk takes Loonerty down with a headlock takedown.
Chipmunk sets up Loonerty on the turnbuckle.
Chipmunk hits a superplex on Loonerty.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Chipmunk attempts an atomic drop, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty tries an inverted atomic drop, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk executes a kick to the midsection against Loonerty.
Chipmunk tries a snap mare, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty attempts a monkey flip, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk throws Loonerty out of the ring.
Chipmunk rolls out under the bottom rope.
Chipmunk performs a vertical suplex against Loonerty.
Chipmunk climbs back into the ring.
Loonerty follows him back in.
Chipmunk goes for a headlock takedown, but Loonerty throws him off.
Loonerty runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with a kick.
Chipmunk hits Loonerty with a clothesline.
Chipmunk gets a Boston crab on Loonerty.
Loonerty makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Chipmunk attempts a Gorilla Press, but Loonerty blocks it.
Loonerty whips Chipmunk into the ropes, but Chipmunk reverses it.
Loonerty hits Chipmunk with a clothesline.
Chipmunk falls out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, Chipmunk reenters the ring.
Loonerty executes a dropkick against Chipmunk.
Loonerty hits a rope hung piledriver on Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on Chipmunk.
Manangatang asks Chipmunk if he should stop the fight.
Chipmunk shakes his head.
Chipmunk tries to escape the hold.
Chipmunk breaks the hold after 27 seconds.
Chipmunk attempts a punch, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty attempts a flying bulldog, but Chipmunk steps out of the way.
Chipmunk whips Loonerty into the ropes, but Loonerty reverses it.
Loonerty hits Chipmunk with a shoulderblock.
Loonerty executes the Sharp-Looner on Chipmunk.
Chipmunk tries to escape the hold.
Chipmunk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chipmunk tries to escape the hold.
Chipmunk manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 54 seconds.
Loonerty executes a single-leg takedown against Chipmunk.
Loonerty uses a bodyslam on Chipmunk.
Loonerty hits a European uppercut on Chipmunk.
Loonerty nails Chipmunk with the Michinoku Driver.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Loonerty hits a monkey flip on Chipmunk.
Loonerty attempts a European uppercut, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk executes a spear against Loonerty.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Chipmunk performs a spear against Loonerty.
Chipmunk uses a spear on Loonerty.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on Loonerty.
Loonerty is struggling to reach the ropes.
Loonerty tries to escape the hold.
Loonerty is inching his way towards the ropes.
Loonerty tries to fight the pain.
Loonerty fights his way out of the hold after 13 seconds.
Loonerty hits a Northern Lights suplex on Chipmunk.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Loonerty whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Loonerty hits Chipmunk with a clothesline.
Chipmunk falls out of the ring.
Loonerty jumps onto him with a tope.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Loonerty climbs back into the ring.
Chipmunk rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Loonerty throws Chipmunk into the turnbuckle.
Loonerty charges into the corner, but Chipmunk moves out of the way.
Chipmunk gives the sign for the Chipmunk Choke.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on Loonerty.
Loonerty tries to escape the hold.
Loonerty inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on Loonerty.
Manangatang asks Loonerty if he should stop the fight.
Loonerty shakes his head.
Loonerty tries to fight the pain.
Loonerty summons one last burst of energy.
Manangatang tells Loonerty to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Loonerty nods.
Manangatang asks Loonerty if he's had enough.
Loonerty shakes his head.
Loonerty is barely hanging in there.
Manangatang asks Loonerty if he's had enough.
Loonerty shakes his head.
Manangatang asks Loonerty if he's still there.
Loonerty nods.
Loonerty is close to passing out from the pain.
Manangatang asks Loonerty if he's had enough.
Loonerty shakes his head.
Manangatang checks Loonerty's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Manangatang calls for the bell after 45 seconds.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chipmunk.

The winner is Chipmunk. Time of match: 0:29:02
Sim Rating: *****





tony, Dingster, MWPP, JoshWoodenSpoon, Test Tickle and Millky95 come to ringside.

tony is handed a mic.


t: Chipmunk...Mi Fratello...congratulations.

For everyone watching...I hope you're taking notes.

This is how a family conducts its business.


tony, Chipmunk, Dingster and MWPP hold their title belts up in the air as confetti reigns down.




See you next week.

 

[Chipmunk]

tony, Chipmunk, Dingster and MWPP hold their title belts up in the air as confetti reigns down.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Dingster is in grabbing distance.
Dingster has retrieved the Title Belt.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The winners are @Dingster and @MWPP. Time of match: 0:19:33
Sim Rating: ****


A controversial ending, but we've got new Tag Team Champs!

Congrats to Ding, Mwerps, and by extension Il Famiglia!

Sorry U2tigers , but it looks like the OOB to follow is Dingster
Congrats to you both MWPP and Ding.

But who are these masked men?

 

[ClarkeM]

I am forever confused and scared.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS​

WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
tony​	World Heavyweight Championship​	22/6/2024​	58​
Dingster & MWPP​	World Tag Team Championships​	18/8/2024​	1​
Chipmunk​	Intercity Championship​	18/8/2024​	1​
Wosh​	Hardcore Championship​	21/6/2024​	59​
cooney, Headless & PMBangers​	Trios Championships​	22/6/2024​	58​

Dates and stats correct as of 19/8/24.


OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS

​

WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Frothies Mcveigh​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	22/6/2024​	58​

Championship board updated.

tony Dingster MWPP Chipmunk cooney Headless PMBangers Frothies Mcveigh

 

[MWPP]

MWPP victory dance

Oh that was only the warmup

 

[cooney]

Championship board updated.

tony Dingster MWPP Chipmunk cooney Headless PMBangers Frothies Mcveigh

Woooo

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!




Two title bouts and four more tantalising fights! It can only be SFAEW Round 5!




Let's see what's on the card:






Barely a week after defeating the Bang Bang Furie Gang, PMBangers, Headless and cooney have another title defence to make. This time, it's JoshWoodenSpoon, Test Tickle and Art Vandelay_ of Il Famiglia stepping into the ring!






Following their brutal assault on damicky last weekend, HARPSichord & BigChippa52 join forces in proper to face Cadsky and Supersuns of the Gold City Royals!




Quick announcement time, Round 8 will feature an Elimination Chamber match, with the winner getting a World Title bout in Round 9!

Naturally, we're going to have to run some qualification matches, and kicking us off will be...






Ocha905 (guess who didn't see he'd changed his pfp back before making this graphic) and Braklet!

And also...






JT_the_Man and thewizardmelon!






The Caretaker Commissioner's got some trouble on his hands as the intra-club drama at the Wonders spills into the wrestling ring! Will DenieD be able to extract a measure of justice?




And in your main event of the week:






Il Capo vs The Kind Man.

tony vs The Filth Wizard.

Two men with a penchant for expansive factions and a willingness to do whatever is necessary to keep winning.

Only one of them can walk out of the Guns Towers Ballroom with the SFAEW World Championship.

Who's the real kingpin here?




See you on Sunday.​

 

[cooney]

Wooooo let’s go!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Me and all my friends vs tony and all his friends.

 

[tony]

Me and all my friends vs tony and all his friends.

Instead of fighting lets just hug it out




and then my famiglia and I, can beat up you and your friends

 

[PhenomenalV1]

**** it, I'm not waiting for the last game to be posted!




This is SFAEW Round 5!




Kicking us off tonight:

Cadsky and Supersuns take on HARPSichord and BigChippa52!​

 

[Supersuns]

**** it, I'm not waiting for the last game to be posted!




This is SFAEW Round 5!




Kicking us off tonight:

Cadsky and Supersuns take on HARPSichord and BigChippa52!​

 

[HARPSichord]

Let's get em, BigChippa52!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
BigChippa52 gives him a backdrop, but Cadsky shows no reaction.
BigChippa52 hits a clothesline on Cadsky.
BigChippa52 whips Cadsky into the ropes.
Cadsky hits BigChippa52 with a clothesline.
Cadsky launches BigChippa52 across the ring with a release German suplex.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Cadsky.
Cadsky is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Cadsky says, "Everybody dies!".
Cadsky whips BigChippa52 into the ropes, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
BigChippa52 hits Cadsky with a clothesline.
Cadsky falls out of the ring.
BigChippa52 goes through the ropes.
HARPSichord comes over to make it two-on-one.
SuperSuns comes over and lays out HARPSichord.
SuperSuns doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
SuperSuns hits a superkick on BigChippa52.
Cadsky attempts a back suplex, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
HARPSichord attempts a dropkick, but Cadsky steps out of the way.
Cadsky executes a facebuster onto the knee against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Cadsky says, "Everybody dies!".
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Cadsky.
Cadsky throws BigChippa52 back into the ring.
Cadsky says, "Everybody dies!".
Cadsky nails BigChippa52 with a choke slam.
Cadsky executes a belly-to-belly suplex against BigChippa52.
Cadsky tags out to SuperSuns.
SuperSuns and Cadsky whip BigChippa52 into the ropes.
They hit BigChippa52 with a double clothesline.
Cadsky leaves the ring.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns hits BigChippa52 with a shoulderblock.
SuperSuns covers BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
SuperSuns executes a chop against BigChippa52.
SuperSuns performs a Falcon Arrow against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
SuperSuns throws BigChippa52 out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, four, five, BigChippa52 reenters the ring.
SuperSuns attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52
blocks it.
SuperSuns tags out to Cadsky.
Cadsky executes a bodyslam against BigChippa52.
Cadsky tags out to SuperSuns.
HARPSichord enters the ring, but gets cut off.
SuperSuns and Cadsky hit BigChippa52 with a double open-handed chop.
Cadsky leaves the ring.
SuperSuns executes a facerake against BigChippa52.
SuperSuns whips BigChippa52 into the ropes, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
BigChippa52 takes SuperSuns down with a bodyslam.
BigChippa52 attempts a backdrop, but SuperSuns blocks it.
Cadsky enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
SuperSuns and Cadsky whip BigChippa52 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit BigChippa52 with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Cadsky leaves the ring.
BigChippa52 locks SuperSuns in a chokehold.
Richard Head warns BigChippa52 to let go.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three, four.
BigChippa52 tries a back suplex, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns executes the Dynamite Plunger against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
SuperSuns whips BigChippa52 into the turnbuckle.
SuperSuns runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Cadsky enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Cadsky performs a power bomb against BigChippa52.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Cadsky.
Cadsky leaves the ring.
SuperSuns throws BigChippa52 into the turnbuckle.
BigChippa52 comes back and rocks SuperSuns with a clothesline.
BigChippa52 whips SuperSuns into the ropes.
HARPSichord tries to trip up SuperSuns, but he block it.
BigChippa52 goes for a punch, but SuperSuns counters it with an armbreaker.
SuperSuns tags out to Cadsky.
Cadsky and SuperSuns hit BigChippa52 with a double open-handed chop.
SuperSuns leaves the ring.
Cadsky runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord pulls down the top rope.
Richard Head threatens BigChippa52 with disqualification.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, four, five, BigChippa52 distracts Richard Head.
HARPSichord hits Cadsky with brass knuckles.
Cadsky is out cold.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Cadsky.
Richard Head is back on the job: six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
BigChippa52 and HARPSichord head rapidly back up the entrance ramp.

The winners are HARPSichord and BigChippa52 by countout. Time of match: 0:05:02
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Some underhanded tactics from Musical Root Beer there...still I've got no clue why they headed backstage so quickly...

 

[damicky]

Let's get em, BigChippa52!

Oh f***

I feel dirty cheering on Suns

EDIT: Never mind

 

[BigChippa52]

Let's get em, BigChippa52!

 

[HARPSichord]

Too easy, baby!

 

[HARPSichord]

Oh f***

I feel dirty cheering on Suns

EDIT: Never mind

Musical Root Beer is a much better name than Musical Cheese too.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

JT_the_Man faces off with thewizardmelon for an Elimination Chamber spot!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick to the knee on JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon executes a somersault splash against JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon takes JT_The_Man down with a vertical suplex.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man misses with a kick.
JT_The_Man misses with a clothesline.
TheWizardMelon hits JT_The_Man with a kick.
TheWizardMelon goes for a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
JT_The_Man whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
JT_The_Man executes a spear against TheWizardMelon.
Numerous fans are using JT_The_Man as target practice.
JT_The_Man throws TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon performs a dropkick to the knee against JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man hits TheWizardMelon with a clothesline.
JT_The_Man tries a Flatliner, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon performs a snap mare against JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits JT_The_Man with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon hits an enzuigiri on JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon tries a springboard cross body press, but JT_The_Man
counters it with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
JT_The_Man sends TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dragon screw, but JT_The_Man counters it with an enzuigiri.
In turn, TheWizardMelon counters it with a side step.
TheWizardMelon uses a jawbreaker on JT_The_Man.
The crowd is behind TheWizardMelon all the way.
TheWizardMelon goes for a vertical suplex, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
JT_The_Man punches TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon punches JT_The_Man.
The crowd is behind TheWizardMelon all the way.
JT_The_Man punches TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man is being booed out of the building.
JT_The_Man chops TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man uses a forearm to the back on TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
JT_The_Man uses a spear on TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man is being booed out of the building.
JT_The_Man is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
JT_The_Man jumps onto him with a tope suicida.
JT_The_Man goes for a side suplex, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a spinning headscissors.
Blacky counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TheWizardMelon uses an enzuigiri on JT_The_Man.
Blacky counts: 2.
TheWizardMelon performs a vertical suplex against JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon reenters the ring.
JT_The_Man follows him back in.
TheWizardMelon attempts a springboard cross body press, but JT_The_Man
counters it with an intercept dropkick.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
JT_The_Man executes a side suplex against TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits a bodyslam on JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon tries a somersault splash from the second rope, but JT_The_Man gets his knees up.
JT_The_Man tries a spear, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a kneelift.
TheWizardMelon attempts a Russian legsweep, but JT_The_Man counters it with an elbowsmash.
JT_The_Man whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon performs the Sling Blade against JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dropkick to the knee, but JT_The_Man steps out of the way.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon uses a dropkick on JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon uses a bodyslam on JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon nails JT_The_Man with a somersault splash from the second rope.
TheWizardMelon attempts a European uppercut, but JT_The_Man ducks out of the way.
JT_The_Man kicks TheWizardMelon.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TheWizardMelon punches JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon punches JT_The_Man.
The chants for TheWizardMelon are deafening.
JT_The_Man chops TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man chops TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
JT_The_Man takes TheWizardMelon down with a spinebuster slam.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man performs an elbowsmash against TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man goes for a snap suplex, but TheWizardMelon slides down his back.
TheWizardMelon executes a dragon suplex against JT_The_Man.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon goes for a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but JT_The_Man
counters it with a kick to the head.
JT_The_Man is being booed out of the building.
JT_The_Man launches TheWizardMelon across the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex.
JT_The_Man hits a swinging neckbreaker on TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man takes TheWizardMelon down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
JT_The_Man whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
JT_The_Man hits TheWizardMelon with a kick.
JT_The_Man takes TheWizardMelon down with a bodyslam.
JT_The_Man tries a snap suplex, but TheWizardMelon slides down his back.
TheWizardMelon goes for a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
JT_The_Man executes a belly-to-belly suplex against TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man sets up TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
JT_The_Man executes a superplex against TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits JT_The_Man with an elbow.
TheWizardMelon tries a Texas Cloverleaf, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
JT_The_Man uses a Gorilla Press on TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man performs a fallaway slam against TheWizardMelon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man goes for a spear, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a kneelift.
TheWizardMelon whips JT_The_Man into the turnbuckle.
TheWizardMelon punches JT_The_Man.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
JT_The_Man punches TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man kicks TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon punches JT_The_Man.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
TheWizardMelon hits a flying forearm on JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon tries a bodyslam, but JT_The_Man counters it with
a front facelock.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
JT_The_Man tries a belly-to-belly suplex, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
TheWizardMelon performs a whiplash neckbreaker against JT_The_Man.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon chops JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man chops TheWizardMelon.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TheWizardMelon punches JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon hits JT_The_Man.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon executes an elbowsmash against JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon kicks JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon punches JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon uses a dragon suplex on JT_The_Man.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a somersault splash on JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
TheWizardMelon executes a release dragon suplex against JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon executes a slap against JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon uses an elbowsmash on JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon attempts a Texas Cloverleaf, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
JT_The_Man kicks TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man chops TheWizardMelon.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
JT_The_Man kicks TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man tries a fireman's carry drop, but TheWizardMelon slides down his back.
TheWizardMelon goes for an Aztecan suplex, but JT_The_Man counters it with a go-behind.
JT_The_Man hits a full nelson slam on TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man performs a running powerslam against TheWizardMelon.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
JT_The_Man sets up TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
JT_The_Man executes a superplex against TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man kicks TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon punches JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon kicks JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man hits TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man is being booed out of the building.
TheWizardMelon punches JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon hits JT_The_Man.
The crowd is giving TheWizardMelon a standing ovation.
TheWizardMelon chops JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man punches TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man punches TheWizardMelon.
JT_The_Man hits TheWizardMelon.
Numerous fans are using JT_The_Man as target practice.
TheWizardMelon chops JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man kicks TheWizardMelon.
Numerous fans are using JT_The_Man as target practice.
TheWizardMelon hits JT_The_Man.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon hits a Russian legsweep on JT_The_Man.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Phoenix Splash on JT_The_Man.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
TheWizardMelon quickly heads backstage.

The winner is thewizardmelon. Time of match: 0:11:35
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


...What is it with everyone rushing backstage after they win? Anyway, Wiz is our first Elimination Chamber entrant!

 

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Thirdly:

It's our first title bout of the evening as PMBangers, Headless and cooney defend their Trios Championships against Test Tickle, JoshWoodenSpoon and Art Vandelay_!​

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

My ring-work is incomparable!