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[TheGoatBaron]

We’ve had pies and sandwiches today. DemurePrincess loves making her cakes. For the food buff, post your food here.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Have you ever seen that show…. Rate My Plate? It’s where people post their food pics, their creations or food masterpieces and everyone else gets to shit on their food basically!

It could be the mash looks like someone used that Deb crap or the plating is horseshit or the veges are so over done they have lost their colour and have become so anaemic that you want to just bury them…. Maybe the steak is so overdone that you want to offer the poor bastard a blood transfusion!

Man! Do you seriously think I want to subject my food through that? Bc I would throw punches… legit

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Have you ever seen that show…. Rate My Plate? It’s where people post their food pics, their creations or food masterpieces and everyone else gets to shit on their food basically!

It could be the mash looks like someone used that Deb crap or the plating is horseshit or the veges are so over done they have lost their colour and have become so anaemic that you want to just bury them…. Maybe the steak is so overdone that you want to offer the poor bastard a blood transfusion!

Man! Do you seriously think I want to subject my food through that? Bc I would throw punches… legit

This could be a similar thread to that show

 

[DemurePrincess]

This could be a similar thread to that show

Okay! Let’s test it out shall we?

This is a pork bento which my daughter who considers herself a food ****ing connoisseur only gave it a 6 bc she didn’t like the coriander ffs

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Okay! Let’s test it out shall we?

This is a pork bento which my daughter who considers herself a food ****ing connoisseur only gave it a 6 bc she didn’t like the coriander ffs View attachment 2291467

Is your daughter insane? Looks okay to me, will give it an 8

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I would have asked for beetroot other than tomato but other than that, nothing wrong with this

 

[DemurePrincess]

I would have asked for beetroot other than tomato but other than that, nothing wrong with this

Beetroot doesn’t go with Japanese but I am a huge fan of beetroot.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Beetroot doesn’t go with Japanese but I am a huge fan of beetroot.

I’m not a big fan of tomato apart from paste form. Looks good and well presented

 

[Robertio]

I’m not a big fan of tomato apart from paste form. Looks good and well presented

Cheese tomato and beetroot on a burger is nearly as good as ...

 

[DemurePrincess]

Cheese tomato and beetroot on a burger is nearly as good as ...

Where’s the greens?

 

[Robertio]

Where’s the greens?

Lettuce i don't have to mention babes, usually always first on the roll x

 

[DemurePrincess]

Lettuce i don't have to mention babes, usually always first on the roll x

Yep. It protects the bread from the moist ingredients bc as soon at the tomato makes my bread wet…may as well bin the ****ing thing!

I’m a texture girl and soggy bread will test my gag reflexes in an instant!

 

[Robertio]

Yep. It protects the bread from the moist ingredients bc as soon at the tomato makes my bread wet…may as well bin the ****ing thing!

I’m a texture girl and soggy bread will test my gag reflexes in an instant!

A good burger roll should be toasted a little bit.

 

[DemurePrincess]

A good burger roll should be toasted a little bit.

Noted

 

[Robertio]

Noted

In the old greasy hamburger shops they usually have a pie warmer on and stick the rolls in there while they cook the burger x

 

[DemurePrincess]

In the old greasy hamburger shops they usually have a pie warmer on and stick the rolls in there while they cook the burger x

Righto O fussy!

How do you like your dim sims cooked?

 

[Robertio]

Righto O fussy!

How do you like your dim sims cooked?

By you

 

[DemurePrincess]

By you

 

[Braklet]

Personally, I'm very fond of roasted goat.

 

[Pamcake1]

Personally, I'm very fond of roasted goat.

The family had slow roasted goat on Easter Sunday. Cooked over night on a bed of carrot, celeriac and garlic. Delicious.

 

[Pamcake1]

Okay! Let’s test it out shall we?

This is a pork bento which my daughter who considers herself a food ****ing connoisseur only gave it a 6 bc she didn’t like the coriander ffs View attachment 2291467

A 9 from me all day long.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

The humble meat pie from Clarke’s Pies BFew DemurePrincess , The Majestic

This is the plain beef pie, but they also have chunky beef, chicken, mushroom, onion and curry pies for other options

 

[DemurePrincess]

The humble meat pie from Clarke’s Pies BFew DemurePrincess , The Majestic

This is the plain beef pie, but they also have chunky beef, chicken, mushroom, onion and curry pies for other options

It’s square. Sorry! I don’t eat square pies. Take it back

 

[DemurePrincess]

And I don’t mean to sound ungrateful but it’s all about the aesthetics and how much it pleases the eye

 

[Robertio]

The humble meat pie from Clarke’s Pies BFew DemurePrincess , The Majestic

This is the plain beef pie, but they also have chunky beef, chicken, mushroom, onion and curry pies for other options

Been to their shop in Mortlake quite a few times, beautiful pies.