Official Match Thread Season 23, Round 10: East Side Hawks vs Las Vegas Bears at Waverley Park (MOTR)

[zackah]

VS



at Waverley Park (MOTR)


Do I have to follow a format for this thing? Form, odds, players to watch?

No, **** that.

Welcome to the zackah round 10 match preview minnow bitches. In a move totally not related to my upcoming coup to remove Wooshette as Warriors captain due to our appalling on field performance this year I have taken over her official duties as round 10 match poster. (take over may actually be related to her current preoccupation with shagging the shit out of Steve – godspeed good lady).

In a match preview you will come to agree is the GOAT we will discuss and set up the week’s debate about the upcoming game, the milestones within, who is making a name for themselves this year and who is struggling under the pressure and media ruors in this internetz is serious business fantasy competition.

Or I will just make this all about me and repeat the thing five more ****ing times because I am a lazy campaigner and was completely shit faced when I agreed to do this.

Hawks vs Bears preview
Bombers vs Wonders preview
Royals vs Furies preview
Demons vs Swamprats preview
Wolves vs Roys preview
Warriors vs Dragons preview

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Prediction

I am tipping an upset/regulation win by 15 for the <insert name> here as they continue on their good form/try to bounce back from a horror start in Season 23.

<well known attention whore playing full forward> will kick six whilst <unknown flog who only posts in match threads> will continue his/her/gender neutral pronoun stunning form that looks to have all the qualities of an ALL-SFA committee melt.


TEAMSHEETS MUST BE IN BY 11:59PM THIS THURSDAY


zackah abuse/praise and shit qooty banter <remove from Warriors thread> commence…..now

 

[kane249]

What up Hawks

 

[Noidenous]

What up Hawks

 

[AngryRanga]

<unknown flog who only posts in match threads> will continue his/her/gender neutral pronoun stunning form that looks to have all the qualities of an ALL-SFA committee melt.

Oh, I'm gushing.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Congrats Hawks, you've been deemed worthy of the Bears MOTR charity tour

 

[kane249]

Congrats Hawks, you've been deemed worthy of the Bears MOTR charity tour

Away game though so chalk up the win to us.

Should just call the week off now to save time.

 

[AngryRanga]

Should just call the week off now to save time.

We need the time and the manpower to have our fresh stadium ready for our next home game

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Away game though so chalk up the win to us.

Should just call the week off now to save time.

The team sheet error to ensure away finals was tactical genius captaincy. Ahead of the curve as always is teflon!

 

[Dingster]

We need the time and the manpower to have our fresh stadium ready for our next home game

We're negotiating deals to play away every week. Making money and winning games.

 

[AngryRanga]

We're negotiating deals to play away every week. Making money and winning games.

Sweet. If negotiations are unsuccessful I'm going to try putting on my left sock first instead of the right one before QOOTY to change our fortunes.

 

[Noidenous]

Sweet. If negotiations are unsuccessful I'm going to try putting on my left sock first instead of the right one before QOOTY to change our fortunes.

Clearly wearing Friday's underwear through the weekend hasn't been working for me.

Or has it?

 

[kane249]

Clearly wearing Friday's underwear through the weekend hasn't been working for me.

Or has it?

Wait you still wear underwear? Noob

 

[OFFtheBALL]

We're negotiating deals to play away every week. Making money and winning games.

Might have to throw in a random charter flight during home game weeks to mimic the away travel.

Its the mile high club....... the mile bloody high club.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

How much do you pay your spambots to post at regular intervals?

 

[Noidenous]

How much do you pay your spambots to post at regular intervals?

Not enough, which is why I can only spam outside of work hours.

 

[Matera92]

How much do you pay your spambots to post at regular intervals?

DOGPILE THIS LONELY CLOWN!

 

[Noidenous]

DOGPILE THIS LONELY CLOWN!

 

[Damp Squarie]

How much do you pay your spambots to post at regular intervals?

More than you pay yours by the look of it.

 

[Dingster]

Stop killing Hawks Avatarp. We'll have no-one to banter with.

 

[Noidenous]

Got a new job today, so the terms of spamgagement may have just altered.

 

[Le Grille]

**** I hate clowns.


When I was a kid i'd have been 7 or 8 my cousin put IT on the TV scared the absolute shit out of me. I avoid clowns now.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

**** I hate clowns.


When I was a kid i'd have been 7 or 8 my cousin put IT on the TV scared the absolute shit out of me. I avoid clowns now.

the new IT movie is coming out.....
PHUC DAT..... not for me

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[Matera92]

**** I hate clowns.


When I was a kid i'd have been 7 or 8 my cousin put IT on the TV scared the absolute shit out of me. I avoid clowns now.

the new IT movie is coming out.....
PHUC DAT..... not for me

On SM-G900I using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Le Grille]

You're a campaigner

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

oh you campaigner!!

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