Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 2 - East Side Hawks v Roys FFC @ Waverley Park

[Blacky]

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Exciting match up between the side renowned for being the graveyard for talents past.... and the Roys FFC.

Roys in uncharted waters coming off a great win in Round 1, while the Hawks are coming off a controversial draw.

Don't underestimate this revitalised Roys outfit which has added two talents in 3KZ is Football & MannumPower. The Hawks remain a strong side led by Doctor Colossus and Mr Eagle

Key match-ups:
1. The Filth Wizard v the rules
2. The Filth Wizard v the unwashed masses
3. The Filth Wizard v his moral compass

Captains please have the team sheets in by 11.59pm (EST) Thursday.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Why would I be vs the rules?

The unwashed masses on the other hands, that's not the Roys fault. Their nurse is on annual leave.

 

[pantskyle]

Sweet, two home games in a row to start the season.

 

[Taylor]

Why would I be vs the rules?

The unwashed masses on the other hands, that's not the Roys fault. Their nurse is on annual leave.

That explains the smell..


But I thought these old folks homes had heating on all the time, it is FREEZING today.

 

[Biggie]

Rejuvenated?

We'll see.

 

[A Bit High]

Hello to old fiends.

 

[A Bit High]

But I thought these old folks homes had heating on all the time, it is FREEZING today.

Part of our rejuvenation process. Kinda like ice baths but we can't afford them so we just don't pay the electricity bill instead.

As for heat we drink Sherry, Port, Whiskey and stay under our quilts.

 

[Taylor]

Who knits the blankets?

 

[Loonerty]

Who knits the blankets?

Ethel used to do it but she's not well lately so we're making Willo_ do it.

 

[A Bit High]

Who knits the blankets?

Ethel used to do it but she's not well lately so we're making Willo_ do it.

All our new recruits do this and yes Willo_ was a standout last season but this year it will be the responsibility of Papa Juggs under Willo_'s guidence.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

All our new recruits do this and yes Willo_ was a standout last season but this year it will be the responsibility of Papa Juggs under Willo_'s guidence.

Get ready for plenty of hessian in your new uniforms.

 

[larrikin]

Seems to be a slight imbalance in the size of the logos.

Compensating for something Roys?

 

[A Bit High]

Get ready for plenty of hessian in your new uniforms.

It will contribute nicely to every round being Heritage Round at the Roy's.

 

[A Bit High]

Seems to be a slight imbalance in the size of the logos.

Compensating for something Roys?

Lack of regular W's in the win column and our poor eyesight!

Shit even Loonerty thought Willo_ was Ethal knitting the blankets!!

 

[Willo_]

That explains the smell..


But I thought these old folks homes had heating on all the time, it is FREEZING today.

I requested the heating be turned off especially for you and that white t-shirt you are wearing

 

[Willo_]

Have we got a new logo?

 

[A Bit High]

Have we got a new logo?

Have we got white T Shirts?

 

[Taylor]

I requested the heating be turned off especially for you and that white t-shirt you are wearing

are you stalking me...?

 

[Willo_]

are you stalking me...?

The least creepy way of answering this... let's go with that

 

[Willo_]

Have we got white T Shirts?

Well we had 1.. but not anymore

 

[A Bit High]

Well we had 1.. but not anymore

Do we add No T Tuesday to No Undie Sunday/Monday?

 

[pantskyle]

Do Freakie and Reardo still play for the Roys?

 

[A Bit High]

Do Freakie and Reardo still play for the Roys?

Do Bears shit in the woods?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Do Bears shit in the woods?

No. Bears are Hawks now.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Seems to be a slight imbalance in the size of the logos.

Compensating for something Roys?

I actually don't know where Blacky got that logo from.
The one we usually use is bigger.