Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 14 - Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Far Kern]

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Warriors

Ladder 5th
Streak WWWWL
Last week Bears 18.19 (127) defeated Warriors 12.10 (82)

Royals

Ladder 1st
Streak WLWWW
Last week Wonders 12.8 (80) lost to Royals 17.13 (115)

When last they met - Gold City Royals 14.17 (101) lost to Coney Island Warriors 21.12 (138).

Despite stumbling last week the Warriors have been in great form. Top of the ladder Royals have a low percentage and can't afford to lose. In what shapes as one of the games of the season, it's naughty bits on the line in what is sure to be a vital game for both teams.


Players to watch:

Thatsapaddlin will need to carry his bat for the Royals or the Warriors might be talking to themselves.

Players to watch out for:

Wooshette belted the shit out of me in the charity game. Here's me thinking of the children one moment, and poleaxed seeing the little birdies the next. Definitely the most watchout-able player in the game.

DapperJong - If the captain doesn't get you watch out for a pre-emptive victory missile from Dear Dapper.


Tip:



In a game perfectly suited to their captain's talents - the Woosh's by two red butts.


Captains please post your Official Team Sheet before 11.59pm Melbourne time on Thursday.

Have at it flogs.

 

[Blacky]

Wouldn't The Royals have more red butts in your fantasy scenario? Or is the red butt game like golf?

 

[Far Kern]

Wouldn't The Royals have more red butts in your fantasy scenario? Or is the red butt game like golf?

Well I know that in the Rats version I'm hoping for as many as possible.

 

[DapperJong]

Checkin in. When is nap time?

 

[Frankston Rover]

I love playing the Royals. They're both really nice blokes.

Warriors by 17 goals.

 

[Blacky]

I love playing the Royals. They're both really nice blokes.

Warriors by 17 goals.

As long as you guys are ahead 10 minutes into the third quarter I am confident that we will win by 6-7 goals

 

[Wosh]

I love playing the Royals. They're both really nice blokes.

Warriors by 17 goals.

3 now.. Blacky, some rookie and Nack The Knife

 

[Blacky]

I can already tell that the best Warriror banter this week is going to come from David Schwarz

 

[Frankston Rover]

I can already tell that the best Warriror banter this week is going to come from David Schwarz

He got married since our last game. Expect him to be morose and sullen as the reality of his situation sinks in.

Sort of like DemonJim lite.

 

[Wosh]

I can already tell that the best Warriror banter this week is going to come from David Schwarz

He'll still post more than you lot.

 

[Blacky]

He'll still post more than you lot.

Why would he bother when you guys have already made your 1 gag 4 different times on the first page.

 

[Rack Watts]

Warriors to get cucked. Top 4 beckons.

 

[Benwah83]

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That facial expression Woosh

 

[Blacky]

That facial expression Woosh

No wonder I'm smiling

 

[Wosh]

As long as you guys are ahead 10 minutes into the third quarter I am confident that we will win by 6-7 goals

Sorry coming from behind is our specialty
Get ready for some #purplepain

 

[Smoooothy]

the line for this match is 71.5 points. I can't see the royals getting anywhere near it

 

[Blacky]

the line for this match is 71.5 points. I can't see the royals getting anywhere near it

May only win by 10 goals?

 

[Primetime Pricey]

 

[Wosh]

That facial expression Woosh

He's got me down to a tee..
Thanks for the weekly av Far Kern

 

[Rack Watts]

Sorry coming from behind is our specialty
Get ready for some #purplepain

I think you'll find that we are the royal pain in the arse, not you.

 

[Benwah83]

Well this is new material. I don't think anyone has ever posted that gif before...

 

[Primetime Pricey]

Well this is new material. I don't think anyone has ever posted that gif before...

Being my 1st week of this some stuff will be rehashed obviously but it's of no significance. Back to back losses on the cards for you flogs anyways

 

[Blacky]

Back to back losses on the cards for you flogs anyways

Again. This is nothing new for the Warriors, mate.

 

[Blacky]

What do we all think about changing our name to The Gold City Firemen

Seems logical considering how much time we spend up the ladder

 

[RedVest4]

We are going to Royally thrash the Royals.