Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Dragons FFC v Roys FFC at Stade de France, Paris France [MOTR]

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Due to fiscal mismanagement, Sweet FA Administration have again been forced to sell a round of games to the highest bidders in an attempt to stave off being placed into receivership.

This game has been purchased by the French government, who insist on the preview in French (translation in Spoiler):

Lieu mythique de la Coupe du monde de football 1998, le Stade de France est aussi le plus grand stade olympique modulaire au monde, capable d'accueillir entre 80 000 et 100 000 spectateurs. Chaque année, de grands événements sportifs comme le Tournoi des Six Nations, la Coupe de France de football et suivis des JO 2024 s'y dérouleront.

Au-delà du football, le Stade de France constitue le plus grand lieu sportif et culturel de France, accueillant non seulement des compétitions de haut niveau mais aussi des événements spectaculaires de grande envergure, dont des concerts électrisants mettant en vedette des superstars internationales comme les Rolling Stones, Beyoncé, et Madone.

Les Roys doivent gagner pour rester dans la course finale S38. À seulement quatre points de ****** sur les Dragons (grâce aux pénalités des Dragons), les Roys peuvent soit égaliser leurs adversaires cette semaine, soit prendre deux matchs de ****** avec trois à jouer.

Attendez-vous à une équipe désespérée des Roys avec des stars telles que Mobbs et TheGoatBaron pour remporter une victoire serrée. Roys de 5 points.

Mythical place of the 1998 Football World Cup , the Stade de France is also the largest modular Olympic stadium in the world, able to accommodate between 80,000 and 100,000 spectators. Each year, major sporting events like Six Nations Tournament, French football cup and followed by Olympics 2024 will be held in it.

Beyond football, the Stade de France stands as the largest sports and cultural venue in France, playing host not only to high-level competitions but also to spectacular large-scale events, including electrifying concerts headlined by international superstars like the Rolling Stones, Beyoncé, and Madonna.

The Roys need to win this to remain in the S38 finals race. Only four premiership points behind the Dragons (thanks to the Dragons penalties), the Roys can either draw level with their opponents this week or fall two games behind with three to go.

Expect a desperate Roys team with stars such as Mobbs and TheGoatBaron to clinch a tight win. Roys by 5 points.



Captains, please submit Official Team Sheets in the usual place at the usual time, I guess
Mobbs DragoDelph
 

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A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.
A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But unfortunately since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."


The man says to the doctor "Okay, what are they?"

The doctor says "Well, first there's engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's Dragon's player brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."


The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "that's absurd! Why is the Dragon's player brain so expensive?"


The doctor turns to him and says "Sir, do you have any idea how many Dragon's player it takes to get an ounce of brain?"

DemurePrincess
Mobbs
 
Mobbs went on a speed date with a woman

Mobbs: Hello! I am Mobbs. Nice to meet you.

Dragonslady: Nice to meet you too!! I am Jane. What do you do for a living, Mobbs?

Mobbs: I am an Astrophysicist.

Dragonslady: OMG!! That's so cool. I am a Gemini..

(Happened in real life, so can't take credit for it)

DemurePrincess
 
Mobbs went on a speed date with a woman

Mobbs: Hello! I am Mobbs. Nice to meet you.

Dragonslady: Nice to meet you too!! I am Jane. What do you do for a living, Mobbs?

Mobbs: I am an Astrophysicist.

Dragonslady: OMG!! That's so cool. I am a Gemini..

(Happened in real life, so can't take credit for it)

DemurePrincess
Why the **** did you tag me? 😂

But since you did…. and since we are talking about Mobbs , he should have just brought out his Minecraft display. I heard it’s rather LARGE!!
Bernie Sanders Nbc GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
Why the **** did you tag me? 😂

But since you did…. and since we are talking about Mobbs , he should have just brought out his Minecraft display. I heard it’s rather LARGE!!
Bernie Sanders Nbc GIF by Saturday Night Live
I tagged you because this thread would get some activity at least. I haven’t seen a Dragons player yet in my career. And I felt lonely
 
I tagged you because this thread would get some activity at least. I haven’t seen a Dragons player yet in my career. And I felt lonely
Oh crap! This isn’t even my thread Goaty 😂
 

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Oh crap! This isn’t even my thread Goaty 😂
It doesn't feel like mine either since I have no opposition players to banter with or team mates for that matter.
 
I tagged you because this thread would get some activity at least. I haven’t seen a Dragons player yet in my career. And I felt lonely
You’re playing the dragons mate! 🤦‍♀️

Go stick a needle in your eye… you’ll find more enjoyment than you will here. xx
 
It doesn't feel like mine either since I have no opposition players to banter with or team mates for that matter.
I feel I need to repeat myself!

YOU, DEAR TheGoatBaron ARE PLAYING THE DRAGONS!!

Here….pick one!!! 😂
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Haha had no idea this thread was up :tearsofjoy:

Though being a Monday match thread I wouldn't have been interested anyway.

How's it hanging Roys?

I swear we were facing off not very long ago...
 

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Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Dragons FFC v Roys FFC at Stade de France, Paris France [MOTR]

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