Official Match Thread S23 Round 1: Coney Island Warriors v Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park

[HaroLad]

This match thread looks like it's going to be a nightmare, I'm staying clear of this one.

MATCH UPS

akkaps v his own stupid feet
While his feet have got the best of him in recent match-ups, old mate akkapsary has replaced his laces with velcro and will be looking to get one back. My money is still on his hoofers, but stranger things have happened.

Some Bay flog v the rest of the league
It's become customary for the Warriors to bring in some flog from the Bay who will no doubt terrorise the league for many seasons to come, I don't know who it'll be this season but I've got a feeling that whoever it is will be taking home the EKA.

Sterge v the tgrs jokes
We get it, Sterge "coached' tgrs to his EKA. Maybe a handful of jokes would've been ok, but Sterge is really, really close to blowing the **** up, as he has had enough of those "jokes".

 

[Wacky Tiger]

 

[zackah]

Well I was counting on Sterge to be the first melt in this thread but looks like HaroLad wrapped it up in the OP

 

[Sterge]

Well I was counting on Sterge to be the first melt in this thread but looks like HaroLad wrapped it up in the OP

#meltfreein23

 

[Kabanna]

...whenever you're ready melty furies

 

[zackah]

#meltfreein23

I give it until page 2

 

[Sterge]

I give it until page 2

 

[Wosh]

And we're up
HaroLad you godamm flog, I was REALLY looking forward to waking up Tuesday morning to Season 23 and match threads I was getting my f***** hair and nails done and everything in the morning.

 

[_Cayz_]

Didn't get a tag.

Poor effort Haro.

 

[HaroLad]

And we're up
HaroLad you godamm flog, I was REALLY looking forward to waking up Tuesday morning to Season 23 and match threads I was getting my f***** hair and nails done and everything in the morning.

I'll delete all the threads just for you then.

 

[HaroLad]

Didn't get a tag.

Poor effort Haro.

Your career is a poor effort.

 

[HumanMeatball]

Is it starting now?

 

[zackah]

Freofalcon

 

[I Dont Care]

Li'l Furries ripe for the plucking

 

[_Cayz_]

Your career is a poor effort.

I won the award for best melt in all Sweet FA discussion last year.

You're just a shit media contributor. So that's an effort too.

 

[Wosh]

Thank God there's something to look forward to this week!

Besides melts
And Helen Wheels
And 50 pages of mind numbing funness

Lets enjoy this shit people!

 

[zackah]

This match thread looks like it's going to be a nightmare, I'm staying clear of this one.

I'll delete all the threads just for you then.

Welcher

 

[Kabanna]

Is it starting now?

No it's finished because the furies flogs just had their mothers tuck them into bed.

 

[I Dont Care]

#duckbuttons

 

[_Cayz_]

Thank God there's something to look forward to this week!

Besides melts
And Helen Wheels
And 50 pages of mind numbing funness

Lets enjoy this shit people!

What a way to start the season .

 

[_Cayz_]

Is it starting now?

Yes. Come tell these flogs what's what.

 

[Wosh]

#meltfreein23

LOL, I've already seen you melt all over the board my friend. Before the season even started
Bay people never forget a melter

 

[HaroLad]

I won the award for best melt in all Sweet FA discussion last year.

They made that award after I was kicked from the Wonders.

 

[HaroLad]

Is it starting now?

Not really, the Warriors are pretty much a bye.

 

[Wosh]

They made that award after I was kicked from the Wonders.

You've done your job, and ruined my night.
Now go away and let the grown ups play