Official Match Thread S22 R04: Las Vegas Bears v Roys FFC @ The Stadium In The Sky (Roys are favourites)

[ClarkeM]

Bears are set to play the Roys in what is sure to be the game of the round!

Brahj is on fire at the moment for the Bears while Mobbenfuhrer has been putting in the hard yards for the Roys FFC.

Who's your tip?

Make sure to get your team sheet posted properly or else Hitler will get you. 11:59pm Thursday night Gippsland time.

 

[kane249]

Hi Roys!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

MORNING!!

 

[Loonerty]

Bears on top of the ladder and the Roys struggling in the first 5 rounds. Both of these are statistical anomalies and you can expect them to be rectified this week with a Roys win.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

I'm not sure if the Roy's logo is a picture of a gorilla or Keith Richards' hair covering half of his face.

And what's with the jizz on the left tuft?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Bears on top of the ladder and the Roys struggling in the first 5 rounds. Both of these are statistical anomalies and you can expect them to be rectified this week with a Roys win.

Is us struggling really an anomaly?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Roys favourites. Uppercut yourself ClarkeM uppercut yourself.

 

[Loonerty]

Is us struggling really an anomaly?

When it's in the first month or so, yeah.

We normally don't struggle til we start feeling good about our chances.

 

[Willo_]

Hi Roys!

That smell is mostly kerosene with a hint of old spice and viagra

 

[Willo_]

Is us struggling really an anomaly?

Not really but the sim loves shitting on the hopes and dreams of teams that front run early in the year so I fully expect us to be 2 - 2 come this time next week
As our run to the already confirmed premiership begins in earnest

 

[DemonJim]

Not really but the sim loves shitting on the hopes and dreams of teams that front run early in the year so I fully expect us to be 2 - 2 come this time next week
As our run to the already confirmed premiership begins in earnest

Now now. That won't be happening.
You had a chance to join us, but decided to end your career. Weird choice if you ask me... *shrugs*

 

[brahj]

Bears on top of the ladder and the Roys struggling in the first 5 rounds. Both of these are statistical anomalies and you can expect them to be rectified this week with a Roys win.

Millkhouse said the same thing last week and look what happened.

I was just surprised he was so in touch with Roys results.

 

[SpaceClef]

Are the Roys the least relevant side in SFA?

I'm struggling to find a way to get motivated for this match.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Are the Roys the least relevant side in SFA?

I'm struggling to find a way to get motivated for this match.

I presume Candy will give hand jobs all round.

 

[SpaceClef]

I presume Candy will give hand jobs all round.

Even for Roys players? Surely not

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Millkhouse said the same thing last week and look what happened.

I was just surprised he was so in touch with Roys results.

I'm surprised he's in touch with anything other than himself tbh

 

[brahj]

I presume Candy will give hand jobs all round.

The Roys usually bring their own Kim Duthie's riddled with Parkinsons for hand shandies.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Even for Roys players? Surely not

**** no. We ain't sharing. Unless it's this Candy:



Actually come to think of it, would still bang/10

 

[LiterallyNobody]

The Roys usually bring their own Kim Duthie's riddled with Parkinsons for hand shandies.

When did they recruit Ricky Nixon?

Toot Toot!

 

[brahj]

I'm surprised he's in touch with anything other than himself tbh

You're going the right way for an exclusive dinner at the brahj Mahal.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

You're going the right way for an exclusive dinner at the brahj Mahal.

When you say exclusive..... is that like code word for hookers?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Are the Roys the least relevant side in SFA?

I'm struggling to find a way to get motivated for this match.

We might be if we actually cared about the wider Sweet FA.
Us Roys just wanna have fu-un.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

When you say exclusive..... is that like code word for hookers?

No. He means your dinner.
Brahj models himself after Lecter.

 

[brahj]

When you say exclusive..... is that like code word for hookers?

Hookers and our illustrious leader Coach Walken.

Just say no if he asks you to go yachting.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

And DemonJim takes after Mad Miggs