Media Royally Rooted

[PMBangers]

Today, the Gold City Royals continued their losing start the season going down to the Mount Buller Demons in an embarrassing display. In the post game press conference, Co-Captain and head of gameplan The Filth Wizard was questioned about whether the list management decisions made in the off season had been the reason for the problem start.


"Mr. Wizard, the Royals went hard over the off season bringing in 7 new players to what was an already successful side, do you believe that these inclsuions have made a negative impact?"
"Look, something I've learnt over my 299 game qareer is that things happen in this game that are unexplainable, you can't go out and assume that correlation is the causation, our recruits have all performed above expectation, hell we've had two out of 3 rookies in krakouers85 and Engimal v3 get nominated for the on field rookie award already this season!"

"So your rookies are performing, veterans such as nahnah, spookism, Marlowe and GreyCrow are having arguably qareer best seasons, is it fair to say the 'big name' inclusions are underperforming?"
"Yeah this press conference is over!"

Clearly avoiding throwing recruits MC Bad Genius, boncer34 and fellow Co-Captain PMBangers under the bus, Mr. Wizard has a lot of options to ponder over the week heading into a must win game against his former club the Southern Dragons.


High profile recruit PMBangers has failed to deliver onfield so far this season

Season 30 Royals premiership star Smartys Power sat down earlier in the week to discuss the season the Royals had had to date;

"Smartys, we know the higher up guys are gonna stuff us around, tell us straight up, whats going wrong at the Royals"
"Honestly I don't know, I think it all started when we recruited that Co-Captain guy, he comes in, demands a prime spot, won't move from it, refuses to run defensively, doesn't like my Smartys at half time meal idea, it's sheer arrogance from the top stuffing us about"

"So PMBangers really is the issue?"
"Who's that?"

"The Co-Captain that you recruited for S32"
"Oh nah that ones ok, the other one is a pain"

"The Wizard?"
"Yes"

Truly perplexing times at the Gold City Royals indeed folks, and now the question remains, can they turn their season around?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The worst thing is he wrote this yesterday.

 

[DenieD]

Today, the Gold City Royals continued their losing start the season going down to the Mount Buller Demons in an embarrassing display. In the post game press conference, Co-Captain and head of gameplan The Filth Wizard was questioned about whether the list management decisions made in the off season had been the reason for the problem start.

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"Mr. Wizard, the Royals went hard over the off season bringing in 7 new players to what was an already successful side, do you believe that these inclsuions have made a negative impact?"
"Look, something I've learnt over my 299 game qareer is that things happen in this game that are unexplainable, you can't go out and assume that correlation is the causation, our recruits have all performed above expectation, hell we've had two out of 3 rookies in krakouers85 and Engimal v3 get nominated for the on field rookie award already this season!"

"So your rookies are performing, veterans such as nahnah, spookism, Marlowe and GreyCrow are having arguably qareer best seasons, is it fair to say the 'big name' inclusions are underperforming?"
"Yeah this press conference is over!"

Clearly avoiding throwing recruits MC Bad Genius, boncer34 and fellow Co-Captain PMBangers under the bus, Mr. Wizard has a lot of options to ponder over the week heading into a must win game against his former club the Southern Dragons.

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High profile recruit PMBangers has failed to deliver onfield so far this season

Season 30 Royals premiership star Smartys Power sat down earlier in the week to discuss the season the Royals had had to date;
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"Smartys, we know the higher up guys are gonna stuff us around, tell us straight up, whats going wrong at the Royals"
"Honestly I don't know, I think it all started when we recruited that Co-Captain guy, he comes in, demands a prime spot, won't move from it, refuses to run defensively, doesn't like my Smartys at half time meal idea, it's sheer arrogance from the top stuffing us about"

"So PMBangers really is the issue?"
"Who's that?"

"The Co-Captain that you recruited for S32"
"Oh nah that ones ok, the other one is a pain"

"The Wizard?"
"Yes"

Truly perplexing times at the Gold City Royals indeed folks, and now the question remains, can they turn their season around?

The worst thing is he wrote this yesterday.

Simming corruption at its finest.

Tanking for a media thread is the lowest of the low.

 

[PMBangers]

The worst thing is he wrote this yesterday.

Smartys stocks are high now he's got a regular segment on the SFA podcast, gotta capitalise

 

[serial_thrilla]

You know what I hate? When the font changes midway through the article for no reason.

 

[Supersuns]

Fold the Royals

 

[PMBangers]

You know what I hate? When the font changes midway through the article for no reason.

And I hate losing 4 games in a row buster

 

[Barrybran]

Today, the Gold City Royals continued their losing start the season going down to the Mount Buller Demons in an embarrassing display. In the post game press conference, Co-Captain and head of gameplan The Filth Wizard was questioned about whether the list management decisions made in the off season had been the reason for the problem start.

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"Mr. Wizard, the Royals went hard over the off season bringing in 7 new players to what was an already successful side, do you believe that these inclsuions have made a negative impact?"
"Look, something I've learnt over my 299 game qareer is that things happen in this game that are unexplainable, you can't go out and assume that correlation is the causation, our recruits have all performed above expectation, hell we've had two out of 3 rookies in krakouers85 and Engimal v3 get nominated for the on field rookie award already this season!"

"So your rookies are performing, veterans such as nahnah, spookism, Marlowe and GreyCrow are having arguably qareer best seasons, is it fair to say the 'big name' inclusions are underperforming?"
"Yeah this press conference is over!"

Clearly avoiding throwing recruits MC Bad Genius, boncer34 and fellow Co-Captain PMBangers under the bus, Mr. Wizard has a lot of options to ponder over the week heading into a must win game against his former club the Southern Dragons.

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High profile recruit PMBangers has failed to deliver onfield so far this season

Season 30 Royals premiership star Smartys Power sat down earlier in the week to discuss the season the Royals had had to date;
View attachment 1213579
"Smartys, we know the higher up guys are gonna stuff us around, tell us straight up, whats going wrong at the Royals"
"Honestly I don't know, I think it all started when we recruited that Co-Captain guy, he comes in, demands a prime spot, won't move from it, refuses to run defensively, doesn't like my Smartys at half time meal idea, it's sheer arrogance from the top stuffing us about"

"So PMBangers really is the issue?"
"Who's that?"

"The Co-Captain that you recruited for S32"
"Oh nah that ones ok, the other one is a pain"

"The Wizard?"
"Yes"

Truly perplexing times at the Gold City Royals indeed folks, and now the question remains, can they turn their season around?

Oh boo fricken hoo. "We haven't won a game. Waa waa waaa." Call me when you're on the bottom of the ladder.

 

[Bluelegs]

Trouble in the throne room? I'll be sure to stay tuned.

 

[PMBangers]

Oh boo fricken hoo. "We haven't won a game. Waa waa waaa." Call me when you're on the bottom of the ladder.

You lost? lol what morons go 0-4 and sit at the bottom of the ladder

 

[Barrybran]

You lost? lol what morons go 0-4 and sit at the bottom of the ladder

 

[Marlowe]

Gumbies and Royals like this on the ladder for a year now.

 

[spookism]

Trouble in the throne room? I'll be sure to stay tuned.

No, this is normal.

The Premiership was the varient.

 

[serial_thrilla]

And I hate losing 4 games in a row buster

Turns out MC Bad Genius was cursed all along.

 

[T2B_]

And I hate losing 4 games in a row buster

Yeah, can't say we're too familiar with that feeling.

MC Bad Genius right now:

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Having ruined the East Side Pharoahs, Bangers has set about stuffing the poor old Royals. He is like Broken with a massive side dish of hubris.

You have to feel for faithful and humble retainers at the Royals like spookism

I assume Mr MC Bad Genius is busy repenting at leisure.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Fold the Royals

I was thinking the Royals and Bombers should be merged

 

[Supersuns]

I was thinking the Royals and Bombers should be merged

Well PMBangers and BLUEALLTHRU are kindred spirits. It would fit

 

[PMBangers]

Well PMBangers and BLUEALLTHRU are kindred spirits. It would fit

Imagine the pure sexual tension!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I was thinking the Royals and Bombers should be merged

Not while my ass points to the ground will that take place!

 

[Supersuns]

Not while my ass points to the ground will that take place!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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Cannot be true I can't even do a ****ing sit up.

 

[Supersuns]

Cannot be true I can't even do a ******* sit up.

The magic of Hollywood wires

 

[HaroLad]

If the captain of that team needs any advice on winning flags let me know

 

[Smartys Power]

Today, the Gold City Royals continued their losing start the season going down to the Mount Buller Demons in an embarrassing display. In the post game press conference, Co-Captain and head of gameplan The Filth Wizard was questioned about whether the list management decisions made in the off season had been the reason for the problem start.

View attachment 1213561
"Mr. Wizard, the Royals went hard over the off season bringing in 7 new players to what was an already successful side, do you believe that these inclsuions have made a negative impact?"
"Look, something I've learnt over my 299 game qareer is that things happen in this game that are unexplainable, you can't go out and assume that correlation is the causation, our recruits have all performed above expectation, hell we've had two out of 3 rookies in krakouers85 and Engimal v3 get nominated for the on field rookie award already this season!"

"So your rookies are performing, veterans such as nahnah, spookism, Marlowe and GreyCrow are having arguably qareer best seasons, is it fair to say the 'big name' inclusions are underperforming?"
"Yeah this press conference is over!"

Clearly avoiding throwing recruits MC Bad Genius, boncer34 and fellow Co-Captain PMBangers under the bus, Mr. Wizard has a lot of options to ponder over the week heading into a must win game against his former club the Southern Dragons.

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High profile recruit PMBangers has failed to deliver onfield so far this season

Season 30 Royals premiership star Smartys Power sat down earlier in the week to discuss the season the Royals had had to date;
View attachment 1213579
"Smartys, we know the higher up guys are gonna stuff us around, tell us straight up, whats going wrong at the Royals"
"Honestly I don't know, I think it all started when we recruited that Co-Captain guy, he comes in, demands a prime spot, won't move from it, refuses to run defensively, doesn't like my Smartys at half time meal idea, it's sheer arrogance from the top stuffing us about"

"So PMBangers really is the issue?"
"Who's that?"

"The Co-Captain that you recruited for S32"
"Oh nah that ones ok, the other one is a pain"

"The Wizard?"
"Yes"

Truly perplexing times at the Gold City Royals indeed folks, and now the question remains, can they turn their season around?

The **** dude?