Rory Lobb is better than Silvagni

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I read Silvagni as Svengali. Is Lobb better than Svengali? I don't know, but he should be in the AFL team of the 21st century, alongside Bont, Darcy and VDM.
 

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Just have a look at the stats. Lobb is one of the the all time great intercept defenders. He is loyal, 10 feet tall and speaks Danish which is odd, but possibly relevant?

His huge hands do make the ball look like a tiny dutch pancake when he takes a mark...

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So he's part Danish and part Dutch? 🤔

That explains the wooden clogs and Lego in his locker at VUWO!
 
So he's part Danish and part Dutch? 🤔

That explains the wooden clogs and Lego in his locker at VUWO!
There it is! He's been playing in clogs. That explains why hes been such an inconstant forward for most of his career.

Bevo clearly took note and send get rid of the clogs and go to the defence.

Its a good thing that Bevo started to wear glasses this year or he may never have noticed and Lobb would've been lost to the game forever at seasons end.
 
There it is! He's been playing in clogs. That explains why hes been such an inconstant forward for most of his career.

Bevo clearly took note and send get rid of the clogs and go to the defence.

Its a good thing that Bevo started to wear glasses this year or he may never have noticed and Lobb would've been lost to the game forever at seasons end.

Not only that, but until 3 weeks ago, Jamarra has been kicking at goal in clogs!
 
Rory Lobb looks down on Paolo Maldini and Franz Beckenbauer with contempt.
 
There it is! He's been playing in clogs. That explains why hes been such an inconstant forward for most of his career.

Bevo clearly took note and send get rid of the clogs and go to the defence.

Its a good thing that Bevo started to wear glasses this year or he may never have noticed and Lobb would've been lost to the game forever at seasons end.

Since then he’s had his finger in the dyke plugging up our leaking defence.
 
There it is! He's been playing in clogs. That explains why hes been such an inconstant forward for most of his career.

Bevo clearly took note and send get rid of the clogs and go to the defence.

Its a good thing that Bevo started to wear glasses this year or he may never have noticed and Lobb would've been lost to the game forever at seasons end.
So we weren't far off the mark when we called him a list clogger.
 

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Tom Boyd's mother was Danish, but he had tiny hands in comparison to his size. He had childish, elven hands. Porcelain skin.
 
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It’s oddly amusing that Bevo copped an absolute caning on here for moving Lobb back instead of Naughton against GWS last year, yet now they are both playing great footy in the backline and forward line respectively.

It’ll be interesting what will happen when all of our tall defensive options are fit. Jones is obviously in, and there might only be two spots for JOD, Lobb, Coffield, Buku, Keath and Gardy.

I suspect Lobb, Jones and JOD would be the winners but Buku and Coffield have been pretty solid (Buku in particular tonight).
 
Lobb's form in defence has been a revelation.

It has turned what looked like our fatal weakness in our quest for a flag into a likely strength, especially when Jones returns.

It could turn out to be THE decisive change to the side this season.
 

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