Red Water Bottles and Coaches

[obscura]

Has anyone noticed that at least half of the AFL coaches seem to be drinking out of those strangely shaped red water bottles? What's the deal with that? Is it sponsorship, is there some scientific reason that makes the water more nutritious/taste better? What is the reason for this grand conspiracy?

 

[Randomizor]

The single biggest issue affecting our game right now

 

[Jimmybob]

Afl footy water. Gonna be sold at Woolworths soon I think. Big advertisement promo going on with it this year. Pretty sure theyre told to drink out of it when the cameras are on them

 

[helter skelter]

Footy water! Apparently you can kick the bottle! What will they think of next?!

 

[leeloo]

Thank you! This has been puzzling me for weeks. Admittedly not the most pressing issue in our game right now but was one of those niggly questions I had and speculated on it at least once a match

Now if someone could find out why Barlow's guernsey is so small, my partner would be extremely happy that I didn't ask this question every Freo game.

 

[juice t]

Another issue that needs correcting
Like Andrew Walker's hat

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Footy water! Apparently you can kick the bottle! What will they think of next?!

Definitely need these at work.

 

[hoianbulldog]

Afl footy water. Gonna be sold at Woolworths soon I think. Big advertisement promo going on with it this year. Pretty sure theyre told to drink out of it when the cameras are on them

Omg, you were serious.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Another issue that needs correcting
Like Andrew Walker's hat

You may joke about it, but nothing was ever done by the club about that hat and now look what has happened!

 

[JUBJUB]

Afl footy water. Gonna be sold at Woolworths soon I think. Big advertisement promo going on with it this year. Pretty sure theyre told to drink out of it when the cameras are on them

They've been onsale in Woolies for awhile

 

[Jimmybob]

They've been onsale in Woolies for awhile

Ah okay. Only saw on the site that it's not available yet so I assumed they weren't yet

 

[BF Tiger]

...meanwhile, in the footy...

 

[Oxirane]

Follow the money.

 

[Higgs Boson]

The gourd!

 

[The Falcon Strike]

Product placement at it's finest!!

 

[Bobblefighter]

Just the AFL forcing coaches to have bottles of Footy Water everywhere. The advertising works, now my brother only drinks Footy Water. There's not even anything added to it, it is literally just water.

 

[daniel_4tw]

Afl footy water. Gonna be sold at Woolworths soon I think. Big advertisement promo going on with it this year. Pretty sure theyre told to drink out of it when the cameras are on them

I thought this was a joke.

Sort of an indictment on the over commercialism of our great game.

Then I saw the pics.

What the ****.

 

[hoianbulldog]

How will this impact the sale of afl sponsored woollies milk? Do we have to add some of the afl water to our afl woollies milk? Why can't they just mix it and sell as one item to save on packaging. If someone if dumb enough to buy afl water then they would buy it mixed with milk, surely.

 

[TheDyerLegacy]

Thank you! This has been puzzling me for weeks. Admittedly not the most pressing issue in our game right now but was one of those niggly questions I had and speculated on it at least once a match

Now if someone could find out why Barlow's guernsey is so small, my partner would be extremely happy that I didn't ask this question every Freo game.

lol same.. couldn't figure it out

 

[Furn2]

Product placement at it's finest!!

It's funny how the whole league suddenly went off powerade in favour of Gatorade a couple of years back.

 

[Makka]

Footy water! Apparently you can kick the bottle! What will they think of next?!

Kick the bottle?? It'll be like kicking those old brown plastic footy's back in the 70's and 80's! Ouch!

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

Afl footy water. Gonna be sold at Woolworths soon I think. Big advertisement promo going on with it this year. Pretty sure theyre told to drink out of it when the cameras are on them

This, except we've been selling them for ages.

Never had to restock them before so I don't think anyone's ever bought any.


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[Igloo]

Red makes the water go faster.

 

[YES! YES! YES!]

It's an Illuminati conspiracy that ensures coaches don't get autism after being vaccinated or mutated after consuming GMOs.

 

[Tas]

I don't get it, why buy water?