Meltdown Post here if you've never read any deleted posts, don't support a team that hasn't won a final in 7,000+ days, and can start an electric fireplace

[V_23]

Now, I know what you're thinking, what a positively peculiar set of criteria that needs to be met in order to post in this fred.

I assure you, though, there are very real, very important reasons for doing so, that may not seem clear at first.

Now, with that out of the way, sit down, relax, and enjoy yourselves. I've started the electric fireplace (with ease), so it's nice and warm in this fred.

 

[James Colorado]

Very odd criteria, but having checked them off I've just walked right in.

 

[frggr]

Is it possible for a whole thread concept to be a melt?

 

[V_23]

Is it possible for a whole thread concept to be a melt?

I'm at the cutting edge of melting, m7. A pioneer of sorts...

 

[frggr]

I'm at the cutting edge of melting, m7. A pioneer of sorts...

Enjoy your ban

 

[Stronzo]

I’ve read plenty of deleted posts, but I’ll post in here anyway.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I’ve read plenty of deleted posts, but I’ll post in here anyway.

I guess you would have read some doozies back in your mod days.

 

[AvantGardener]

I guess you would have read some doozies back in your mod days.

Don't need to be a mod to read your doozies, unfortunately we all have to read them

 

[Stronzo]

I guess you would have read some doozies back in your mod days.

I still think about them now and then..
What is seen…

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Don't need to be a mod to read your doozies, unfortunately we all have to read them

Move a long floggo and get a life, you're becoming more obsessed with me each day than your girlfriend Elmer Dudd.

 

[AvantGardener]

Move a long floggo and get a life, you're becoming more obsessed with me each day than your girlfriend Elmer Dudd.

 

[zackah]

Is it possible for a whole thread concept to be a melt?

Yes. Yes it is

 

[JoseMourinho]

oddly specific.

 

[V_23]

Yes. Yes it is

Well, well, look who it is…

If only you could read fred titles like you read deleted posts, then you’d know that you can’t post here, m7!!!!!

Well, I guess seeing as though you’ve already breached the perimeter of my fred, you could provide some assistance. Dinsdale has accidentally given this fred a meltdown tag, do me a solid and remove it, won’t you?

 

[Dinsdale]

Well, well, look who it is…

If only you could read fred titles like you read deleted posts, then you’d know that you can’t post here, m7!!!!!

Well, I guess seeing as though you’ve already breached the perimeter of my fred, you could provide some assistance. Dinsdale has accidentally given this fred a meltdown tag, do me a solid and remove it, won’t you?

I don't do anything accidentally, and don't tag me minnow

 

[zackah]

Well, well, look who it is…

If only you could read fred titles like you read deleted posts, then you’d know that you can’t post here, m7!!!!!

Well, I guess seeing as though you’ve already breached the perimeter of my fred, you could provide some assistance. Dinsdale has accidentally given this fred a meltdown tag, do me a solid and remove it, won’t you?

I can start electric fires friend so I am fully qualified to post here

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Electric fireplaces are for puffs. I burn railway sleepers in my lounge, twin flues

 

[Jazny]

Yet another thread for me to post here in!

In for the exclusive I've never read any deleted posts, don't support a team that hasn't won a final in 7,000+ days, and can start an electric fireplace club!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Yet another thread for me to post here in!

In for the exclusive I've never read any deleted posts, don't support a team that hasn't won a final in 7,000+ days, and can start an electric fireplace club!

so you say

 

[V_23]

I can start electric fires friend so I am fully qualified to post here

You have to meet all three criteria to post here. You meet none.

Now, if you’d kindly GTFO, it’d be much appreciated.

 

[the avoca drover]

I’ve never had an electric fire place (soft), so, can I post here?

 

[Jazny]

so you say

I am 97% confident I could turn on an electric fireplace!

 

[zackah]

You have to meet all three criteria to post here. You meet none.

Now, if you’d kindly GTFO, it’d be much appreciated.

and yet here I am

 

[STPer18]

 

[frggr]

You have to meet all three criteria to post here. You meet none.

Now, if you’d kindly GTFO, it’d be much appreciated.

Oh god this is going to be one of those pedantic Spreaders "I said OR but it doesn't mean OR" threads, isn't it?