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OK, boys and girls. 3 of my best mates are having their house warming party in about 2 weeks and they're having a Poor Taste Party. Ie. Come as the stupidest, most offensive or ridiculous thing you can think of. I personally cannot wait for this and I want to absolutely blow everyone out of the water. I have some filthy mates and competition will be fierce in a party of over 100 so with that in mind, my friends, please give me any suggestions you have for me to go as. As filthy, disgusting or ridiculous as you can think of.

My front runner for an idea atm is to go as Osama Bin Laden dressed in an "I :heart: NY" shirt. But I'm sure some of the twisted minds on our board can think of something to top that.

Do not disappoint me.
 
priest top half, bottom half g string/boxers with a little boy doll tied face first to your crotch? klu klux klan complete with golliwog with a noose around its neck? suicide bomber? Im guessing there will be a few in nazi uniforms.
 
Roll up in Tony Abbott style red budgie smugglers with the words "Stop the" on the front and a big fat BOATS on your bum. It would also help if you can do Abbott death stares of 30 seconds and longer.
 
In a similar vein I have to think of a 'tight and bright' costume for a fresher party next weekend...

S120, how about going in a Queesland SOO jumper, and rock up completely drenched? I'm sure others can think of a funnier way to do it, but in the name of poor taste...
 

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In a similar vein I have to think of a 'tight and bright' costume for a fresher party next weekend...

S120, how about going in a Queesland SOO jumper, and rock up completely drenched? I'm sure others can think of a funnier way to do it, but in the name of poor taste...
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Could do a Cronulla 7 way theme somehow I suppose but something more contemporary is probably better (which perhaps makes the Osama idea a little old).

Bez, I had a priest idea similar to yours of top half priest, bottom half ass-less chaps and a dildo but I like your idea. Complicated to put together though and I'm not sure I could ask mum to help me out with it...

And wow at the KKK idea. You're thinking and I like that.
 
Yeh thought of KKK. I imagine a few people will do that though.

Also thought of Joseph Fritzel but unfortunately the display picture for the event on Facebook is of the man himself. So that's a bit obvious I think.
 
Find a large-ish piece of cardboard. Cut a hole in it big enough for you to fit through. Wear it around your waist, with pieces of string holding it up as necessary, so that it forms a sort of platform around your waist. Find some rocks and glue them onto the platform. Grab a sign and write "Christchurch Cathedral" on it. There's your bad-taste costume.

Somewhat related to this, I have a booze cruise party coming up, and the theme is "I'm on a boat". I'm tossing up between going as Dianne Brimble, or going as a Middle Eastern asylum seeker. Decisions, decisions.
 
Not bad, BSA. Not bad at all. There's gonna be a Kiwi or two at the party as well. Easy to make and above all else, classy.
 

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Ah yes. Heard of this charming bloke. Mr. Hands would be proud.

Probably not gonna happen that.

Keep 'em coming, boys and girls. Much appreciated so far.
 
You could go as Ricky Nixon. Slap on a pale red curly wig, and attach a brunette barby doll to your crotch.

Also, going back to the Christchurch idea, you could just go in normal clothes wearing a sign saying "I was going to go as Christchurch, but..."
 
I prefer the Christchurch Cathedral idea I think to just the sign.

Ricky Nixon would probably not be well known amongst most of my mates and everyone else there. Not big fans of the AFL.

In the same vein, I love the Pope/priest idea that Bez had of doing the boy doll attached. Probably my new front runner.
 

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Swans120 said:
I prefer the Christchurch Cathedral idea I think to just the sign.

Ricky Nixon would probably not be well known amongst most of my mates and everyone else there. Not big fans of the AFL.

In the same vein, I love the Pope/priest idea that Bez had of doing the boy doll attached. Probably my new front runner.
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your mum could sew a little choir boy outfit, she wouldnt have to know the whole story lol, and the leather ass less chaps is a winner, always wanted an excuse to wear em myself... just kidding...maybe
 
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your mum could sew a little choir boy outfit, she wouldnt have to know the whole story lol, and the leather ass less chaps is a winner, always wanted an excuse to wear em myself... just kidding...maybe
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Yeh I'm trying to track down some leather ass-less chaps. I guess somewhere on Oxford Street would get the job done.

Thinking possibly wearing the long priest vestments or pope gear and have the chaps, strap on going on underneath to be exposed at a strategic point.

Could attach the doll to the dildo perhaps?
 
Receding hair line, smoking hot wife and 2 oranges and a Pringles can in the undies (I assume that's how McVeigh has been able to punch above his weight so well)?
 

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