Patrick Dangerfield and Tom Hawkins walk into the MRO's office...

[STPer18]

The match day report laid against Geelong Cats’ Patrick Dangerfield for contact against St Kilda’s Brad Crouch

5

Brad Crouch

Age

30

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.1

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

5.5

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

20.3

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.5

2star

T

3.9

5star

CL

4.6

5star

D

21.6

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

11.6

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

4.2

5star

CL

2.6

5star

from the fourth quarter of Saturday’s match between the Geelong Cats and St Kilda was assessed. The ball is bounced and St Kilda ruckman Rowan Marshall

19

Rowan Marshall

Age

29

Ht

201cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.4

4star

K

8.8

3star

HB

6.6

4star

CL

3.4

5star

HO

20.2

5star

D

12.9

3star

K

9.3

4star

HB

3.6

2star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

17.8

5star

D

10.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

7.8

5star

taps the ball behind his left shoulder. The ball is loose as Crouch and Dangerfield approach the contest from opposite directions. Dangerfield is then pushed by St Kilda’s Zak Jones

3

Zak Jones

Age

29

Ht

182cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.0

5star

CL

1.7

4star

D

19.1

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

8.6

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.1

4star

CL

4.9

5star

D

7.0

2star

K

2.8

1star

HB

4.2

4star

M

1.0

1star

T

1.6

4star

CL

1.0

3star

as he approaches the contest which results in Dangerfield making high contact with Crouch. It was the view of the Match Review Officer that Dangerfield’s actions were caused by circumstances outside of his control. No further actions was action.


The tackle laid by Geelong Cats’ Tom Hawkins

26

Tom Hawkins

Age

36

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

2.1

5star

D

12.7

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.1

3star

G

1.6

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

2.2

5star

on St Kilda’s Darragh Joyce

41

Darragh Joyce

Age

27

Ht

195cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.4

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.6

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.4

3star

MG

207.6

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.4

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.4

4star

MG

207.6

4star

from the fourth quarter of Saturday’s match between the Geelong Cats and St Kilda was assessed. Joyce takes possession of the ball in St Kilda’s defensive 50 and runs towards the centre of the ground before handballing to a teammate. While Joyce is disposing of the football, Hawkins runs from behind and applies a tackle – in one motion – on Joyce which carries both players forward. The momentum of the tackle results in Joyce’s left shoulder and then head making contact with the playing surface. It was the view of the Match Review Officer that Hawkins’ actions were not unreasonable in the circumstances. No further action was taken.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Later that day, Patrick and Thomas came together to address the media...

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Ton Hawkins has to live the stigma of looking like a love child between Miss Piggy and Josef Fritzl. That fat sack of human garbage will hardly have any impact in the finals anyway.

Enjoy another straight sets finals exit, you brain addled inbred Geelong hicks.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Uncle Steve. Still has some reach. Eat a dick all of you campaigners who were rubbing your sweaty plans together with glee at the thought of either of these genuine champions of the game being rubbed out.

 

[Lethality]

Uncle Steve. Still has some reach. Eat a dick all of you campaigners who were rubbing your sweaty plans together with glee at the thought of either of these genuine champions of the game being rubbed out.

Cheats aren't champions

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Ton Hawkins has to live the stigma of looking like a love child between Miss Piggy and Josef Fritzl. That fat sack of human garbage will hardly have any impact in the finals anyway.

Enjoy another straight sets finals exit, you brain addled inbred Geelong hicks.

Hi friend. A couple of things.

1) your tears are noted, and, theyre ****ing delicious.
2) do you have a person of support in your life currently, who you can make sure is on call next Saturday night for when big Hawk kicks a bag and snatched the Coleman from the shitter of the 2 McKay twins?

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Cheats aren't champions

Now now hodgey. Don’t be bitter. I know the current climate is tough for you, seeing uncle Jeff dismantle your club piece by piece, following Eddie’s playbook from a decade ago. Still though, you’re defaming the current Coleman medalist and a Brownlow medallist. They’re champion players and quality humans. Unlike the wife cheating, mentor knifing Mitchell.

 

[Lethality]

Now now hodgey. Don’t be bitter. I know the current climate is tough for you, seeing uncle Jeff dismantle your club piece by piece, following Eddie’s playbook from a decade ago. Still though, you’re defaming the current Coleman medalist and a Brownlow medallist. They’re champion players and quality humans. Unlike the wife cheating, mentor knifing Mitchell.

Sorry mate but they're not legitimate. I wish I had better news.

 

[STPer18]

Ton Hawkins has to live the stigma of looking like a love child between Miss Piggy and Josef Fritzl. That fat sack of human garbage will hardly have any impact in the finals anyway.

Enjoy another straight sets finals exit, you brain addled inbred Geelong hicks.

Nice melt.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Sorry mate but they're not legitimate. I wish I had better news.

Podgey. The only thing illegitimate around here is Johnny plattens numerous children, conceived on the pool table in the back room of PAs. Back in the early 90’s. Seriously. How much are we all loving watching an untried little man who is universally disliked by the majority of his teammates, knife the best coach of the last 30 years. it’s honestly amazing watching the Whorks unravel. And then learning they’re about to lose their tassie money! That made me smile. They’ll be hitting Norf up for a merger before the end of the decade!!!

 

[Lethality]

Podgey. The only thing illegitimate around here is Johnny plattens numerous children, conceived on the pool table in the back room of PAs. Back in the early 90’s. Seriously. How much are we all loving watching an untried little man who is universally disliked by the majority of his teammates, knife the best coach of the last 30 years. it’s honestly amazing watching the Whorks unravel. And then learning they’re about to lose their tassie money! That made me smile. They’ll be hitting Norf up for a merger before the end of the decade!!!

Sounds like you know they're illegitimate too, going by this massive deflection.

You should petition the club to become legitimate.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Sounds like you know they're illegitimate too, going by this massive deflection.

You should petition the club to become legitimate.

I actually don’t even know what you’re trying to say. Have you had your meds tonight old mate?

 

[Lethality]

I actually don’t even know what you’re trying to say. Have you had your meds tonight old mate?

Denial won't make the Cats legitimate I feel for you. Maybe I'll start a petition for the GFC to become a real club and it'll get on the news.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Denial won't make the Cats legitimate I feel for you. Maybe I'll start a petition for the GFC to become a real club and it'll get on the news.

I honestly need someone to translate what you’re writing. anyway. Who will you barrack for when the whorks go broke and merge with norf?

 

[Lethality]

I honestly need someone to translate what you’re writing. anyway. Who will you barrack for when the whorks go broke and merge with norf?

What's that petition website so I can try and help your club become legitimate?

 

[Pistol Night]

Sorry mate but they're not legitimate. I wish I had better news.

Thats usually how a Pies supporter is informed he has kids

 

[Pistol Night]

I honestly need someone to translate what you’re writing. anyway. Who will you barrack for when the whorks go broke and merge with norf?

Northorn

 

[FurTheWin]

What's that petition website so I can try and help your club become legitimate?

anusol.com.au

 

[Tiger2709]

If last years Grand Final performances by these two chumps is anything to go by then the AFL just did the rest of the top 8 a big favour.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Look at the usual triggered nuffies losing their bottles.... this is glorious

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Nice melt.

Something Ive discovered in recent days is how much Elmer Judd is obsessed with Geelong... he was even rooting against us during the Saints game, at the EXACT same time Carlton was giving Murphy a worthy send off.
I think one of us must have stolen his dog or finger blasted his sister

 

[Lethality]

anusol.com.au

I hope it helps soothe the pain of your illegitimacy.

 

[Grin]

I think it's a great idea that the AFL are doing everything in their power to manufacture finals success* for little Geelong. It could draw attention away from their drug cheating years which the AFL has been trying to sweep under the carpet. And even though no one would see a flag 'won' this year by Geelong as legitimate, it'll be a hell of a lot more credible than any of the measly 3 flags they've juiced their way to since 1963.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Hawkins could shoot his opponent in the head and still only cop a $1000 fine, wholly suspended.

 

[Jazny]

Denial won't make the Cats legitimate I feel for you. Maybe I'll start a petition for the GFC to become a real club and it'll get on the news.

Why are the Cats illegitimate, Lethality?