Games & Recreation One ... word ... story ... #1

[Frederico_WA]

The BF Community has some of the best (and worst) wordsmith sh*tposters going around. What would happen if they all contributed to a story?

I'd imagine you all know the rules of this one (hint, you post one word), so to be perfectly clear here's a list:

1. Replies to this thread can only be ONE WORD
2. Replies can include punctuation
3. Tagging yourself or a fellow BF comrade into the story (counts as your one word) is allowed
4. Follow the BF posting rules and keep the storyline safely within them
5. You cannot post two words in a row

If everyone aims to try keep things coherent and interesting, theres no telling what the end product will be.

English is hard. The game admin (me) will make minor adjustments at the games conclusion to ensure the story is readable.

Depending on how fast the story builds I may post periodic 'chapters' of the stroy up to that point.

Game starts NOW
Game ends 31/12/2023

Enjoy!
- Fred

 

[Frederico_WA]

Chapter 1 (Page 1-12)

Spoiler

There once lived, a dog ugly witch named Hazel. Her golden locks glistened while the world burned. Why oh campaigners do dogs remain where their undies explode? It seemed serendipitous moist wipes create a slippery dog arsehat perturbed by her budgerigar’s beak.

Meanwhile, in the Hague, Lars the Terrible ate 74 delicious bricks prior to making donuts. But Lars yearned for chainsaws. His collection included antiques from the slug named Caro, she stinks but really was trying to keep slightly aware of inevitable odour emanating from the famous gap tooth. Meanwhile, Robbo and his odour mutated into moist COVID. Isn’t that delightful? No!!!

She always made the worst quiches yet they quenched everyone’s desire as they mutated into lobsters. Meanwhile Billy ray sung 90s theme wedding itineraries. Somewhere hippotherapists and conspiracy sewer architects bake themselves patisseries because they’re desperate for sweet, sweet, gooey custard filling.

In other news, the beautiful dog ate none of the creamy blazer, because cotton upsets delicate minds. Those gunslingers from Ouagadougou could hit a zebra crossing effortlessly. So the surprising moment occurred when Peter realized awkwardly that Christine had circumvented his urethra. This sucked, but tasted heavenly.

Tuesday is the name for my earlobe. However, sometimes curiosity peaks and erupts so gloriously that one man masticates ferociously. During breakfast the phenomenally placed tree swayed intensely poontang grape from Paris was not allowed. Interestingly, science academics predicted the climate would dissolve organic chocolate bars. Looking out surreptitiously through the window while aliens probed everyone’s areola despite noticing puss residue seeping through cracks in the frame.

Extermination was ordered when the psychopath strolled inconspicuously into Bunnings, however sausages being forbidden delicacies within Turkmenistan meant death came abruptly. Interestingly, Tom Riddle cursed Draco ….

Chapter 2 (Page 12-25)

Spoiler

…. the wizard with a knack for contemporary spells. Life wasn’t going well for sheep. Nor was Eric there lactating his additional nipple.

Describe this world of wonder, to aliens. Unfortunately, spaceships took children back toward their planet but mechanical owls destroyed navigation systems. Tragically the Mannumites could only hold twelve fingers, removed painfully from sharks bowels. The Mannumites fed their chickens nutritional sandgropers. Before Frederico_WA unbelievably devoured eleven adult brown snakes. Frederico_WA felt MP_ ’s bulging wallet full to point with buttplugs.

Meanwhile, nineteen homeless caterpillars found a brothel filled with ketchup and pulsating dildos. It looked grim, thousands of antique chainsaws lay broken beneath five little penguins. Amazingly the first duck arrived invitro dancing towards ladles, saucepans, ‘KABOOM’! “WTF how did dinosaurs manifest there? Time-travel! Yes. How did time-travelling occur when the Mannumites were mentally superior despite their mutated River Phoenix opposition. Fortunately, many Canines were also time-travelling dinosaurs! Everything went really well until Jesus slaughtered the s**t out of the sweetest time-travelling children statues. Distraught mothers carried their placentas wax-sealed and imbued whilst fermenting jalapenos for a delicious Chinese taco. This was the final straw, except there was a surprise arrival: King Ligmaballs of Assupland. He wasn’t amused that his testicles were fluorescent and tingling and fetchingly from rabbit stomachs. The gargantuan cyclops chortled at swashbuckling Cruyff14 , while spanking his lil monkey using his tweezers to cripple the ripples.

“HOLYFORKINGSHIRTBALLS! In. Space.” Unicorns teleported buttons from Carlton hoping for a turnip. When nostrils enlarge they absorb radiation from Japanese flatulence disorders. Percival Longbottom of Glastonbury Cathedral investigated his case. Forgery and reckless homosexuality transpired between head, luckily, 80 inches of pepperoni non-binary pizza hookerboots were schoolies favourite choice. Bro got egged by Jakethemuss the tiniest dwarf pony. Despite his temper, he romanticised about MyLittlePony rainbows, cupcakes, fairy-floss, and hairy snails.

Lifeguards condemned homeless seagulls that drowned in flailing marmalade puddles.

Chapter 3 (Page 25-43)

Spoiler

The day intuitiveness caught salmonella from unsweetened cabbage fermented inside whiskey-soaked armadillos. Surprisingly Amazonian ferrets backflipped joyfully holding crusty underpants worn inside-out and sexily. Incidentally, Lord Fallulahcheese anticipated backlash, dragons, and flying crumpets that were determined to obliterate munchkins.

Meanwhile, in a land far from normality, werewolves gathered carcasses of evil children's clothes around burning pubes. Bigfoot farted in unicorns breakfast poos. Unnoticed hobbits pilfered cantankerously around Gondor searching irresponsibly for girlfriends that wore thongs to their fraternity party. DJ OsamaSpinLaden played a banger techno haircut, and filthy toenails that release ammonia spores. Penis Jugglers Anonymous (PJA) have possession of illegal VHS’s of Gralin eating discharge patients and waffles. The majority of iguanas sleepily sang the baritone part perfectly, but failed dismally due to unforeseen navels of chipmunks oranges paraded around the ringleader. Chipmunk collected relatives old toenails. Excitingly, farts blared loudly across Chipmunk friends grandma. Wow! She exploded in great Northern Himalayan green trousers. Next, bloodhound ladies guffawed as discombobulated jolly pirates. Peglegs erupted in to apropos breakdancing with Yoshi Yakimoto’s teriyaki fingers. Finally sushi appeared first when fireworks bounced from cards found beneath sleeping dogs105 fleabags on united testicles without hair or support from crabs or buzzing beetles.

Escaping the Mohicans was a sexual rendezvous that Central Park Rangers who apprehended feral hippies wearing kaftan turbans smelling of roses and lentils marinating in rancid, pungent, fermenting pastrami. Nonna, delighted by her overalls filled with tomatoes filled the onions stolen from Woolworths with meatballs. Jerome didn’t care if his fantasy friend hated other fantasy baseball players. He took eleven dwarves by hunting hippopotamuses deep in Tanzania’s forests. Zoologists from Stanford University fornicated beneath overgrown mulberry trees before urinating everywhere except Nonna's bolognaise which had a protective dictionary hidden amongst olives, picked by the piper playing her bagpipes stolen human aardvarks, now badgers bait. Tallulah dysregulated the illegal cannabis and cockfighting syndicate across Victoria. Tallulah’s horrendous piercings located within her flabby and glacial overbite according to Tallulah’s hamster. Tallulah, who regularly drank fluids from skulls late into necrophilia, forbidden pancakes dripping excrement from dogs105 from cerebellum. Without brains, dogs105 greatly enjoys licking bitumen glazed ham, Nonna’s favourite lettuce, iceberg, chopped 19 times effortlessly with Damascus spoons moist from Natalie Portman's brow. Meanwhile, my spleen screamed "Frederico_WA why me you creepy son stalking bitch!”

Momentarily projectile dangleberries were flying upwards into dangerous suburbs of Omron Dildos, NSW. Benny Rodriguez gambled heavily, winning sugar mummas tulips, chocolates, lampshades, and a Blow-up 8008 model of a Playstation. Bells rotated through gonorrhea infested wombats that plagued Europe. Meanwhile, you politely declined seconds of diverticulitis treatment because money spurted infrequently down the Anus of Mesopotamia. Drunkenly yet Ben Cousins …

Chapter 4 (Page 43-69)

Spoiler

Drunkenly yet Ben Cousins continued now with a bottle filled with premium sarsaparilla flavoured milkshake powder. The drink of deities who proclaimed that MP_ was undeniably sexy despite blatantly huge maracas flavoured like gangrenous chilis. Spicy MP_ wore sheepskin clad G-string pantyhose with alluring studded tambourines, flamingos, and whips. Suddenly murderous dwarves appeared gangrenous appendages flailed uncontrollably torturing Pie 4 Life who lustfully winked at a throbbing MP_ who enjoyed having sandwiches with bearded women gesticulating toward the shy Frederico_WA.

Joining Frederico_WA at hooters was legendary Elmer_Judd and his sidekick Lil cats_09 . Together, with copious weaponry they went ballistic, attacking Chief seductively, using snail trails waxed heavily by Vietnamese eunuchs combined efforts. Sandwiches tasted stale and vomit exploded across @dogs_105 lunch, “Crikey!” Steve shouted at the sky. The moment arrived for Cruyff14 surprising everyone attending chocolate Disneyland. Lining the streets with marbles made navigating treacherous for protesting vagrants who stole copious nappies from geriatrics who reacted by expectorating vigorously because their pigeon toes rub against Gralin buttocks. This felt very sensual, much fun was had by every orifice. Delightful euphoria escaped from the grandpa clock. Ding dong! The donger sounded inappropriately as Gralin waited on constipated MP_ that vigilante mother*cker decided bathtubs to dine cannibalistically on schoolgirls socks.

Later werewolf enthusiasts gathered for battle ships, where DemurePrincess flirted with King Tenz lustfully, but she forgot he can't open a conversation without remorse. Luckily, he could abduct camels' toes and eat thewizardmelon's Akubra. Miraculously yet foolishly, he decided to take refuge under rusted steel magnolias, the stench overwhelming perfume aromas wafted flirtatiously around and masked the pungent odour that reeked throughout of violets. Thankfully baby moaned with delight.

Unbeknownst to God, thewizardmelon shat unabashedly on DemurePrincess whilst prophesizing his beautiful future interpretive Russian tyre. Not laughing at Gralin, despite watermelons stapled to tortoise arseholes which dislodged caterpillars out themselves. Three blind @dogs_105 slowly danced towards an igloo filled by sweaty penguins’ cousins, running and fornicating gleefully ululating loudly while salivating.

1986 was a terrible year for closet fans since West Africa Qooty collided with Saturn Moons Robertson, ending decades of tumultuous sexual accidents. thewizardmelon cried sparingly hyperventilating under duress as if sprinting naked through Brisbane’s cactus garden. Clutching his groin whilst plucking pheasants vigorously cackling at @Frederico_WAs large intestine bulging out of his buttocks. Quick!!! Zipit Abuttrose lisped dirty secrets about DemurePrincess dating a frog mouth mutant. Owl preys upon innocent posters causing blackouts before nesting without sex.

Pots and pans hurt only when inserted into ones fantasy online sex dreams sideways, wetting every surface. Dettol wipes needed topping an indelible campaigners eyebrows. On top he groped his tiny, microscopic pecker with ginormous irony, smiling repugnantly at photographs uploaded illegally of BEaston's laughably orange oompa looking baboon butt. Technically, diarrhoea rocks toilet paper resulting in abhorrent scarring on his weenus and scrote, however lube soothed the pain allowing coitus. Refreshed yet chafed, MP_ excitedly slapped sunscreen where sunlight doesn’t shine, unashamedly Gralin stole cake from kindergarten kids who threw sand into his orifices until the priest blessed little Gralin again caused confusion amongst all moderators who delightedly fondled dinosaurs.

Suddenly, erupting lampshades exploded with luminous shrapnel, shredding throats easily. All unemployed frogs gathered at the lilly-pad drinking fine Christmas tipple from naughty elves who were trying hard to perform carols farting silent sulphur and toxic snot buckets. However, Santa invaded Stockholm, infiltrating terrorist cells and communist camps freeing meddling dwarves from escalating altercations. Meanwhile, is the leaking pool table fixed by curtains? Meat dripping disturbingly rotting flesh decomposed carcasses fermented with kirsch.

Gralin patiently cartwheels around grasshoppers, ladybugs, aeroplanes, and nukes. Puppets gathered in numbers celebrating jukeboxes, records, and ladles filled with sweet cream slippers. Dejected walruses swam beaches toward frolicking nudists sunning their buttocks as perverts readied cameras, lights, lasers beamed Scotty up zooming into Gondwanaland with Pixie and Mixie and Trixie and Ronald, all crammed with vibrating rubber dildos bought with tokens won from Uranus starfish. Once regurgitated, Madas disposed ….

.... to be continued ....

 

[Frederico_WA]

The story starts here!

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There

 

[Gralin]

once

 

[Frederico_WA]

lived

 

[Off The Couch]

,

 

[No Quarter]

a

 

[Gralin]

dog

 

[Frederico_WA]

ugly

 

[No Quarter]

witch

 

[Frederico_WA]

named

 

[cats_09]

Hazel

 

[Shell]

.

 

[Frederico_WA]

Her

 

[Off The Couch]

Golden

 

[Frederico_WA]

locks

 

[nobbyiscool]

glistened

 

[Frederico_WA]

while

 

[No Quarter]

the

 

[just_kick_it]

world

 

[cats_09]

burned

 

[Frederico_WA]

. Why

 

[just_kick_it]

oh

 

[PT Bar None]

campaigners

 

[Frederico_WA]

do