Media Mr September.

Is The Coach 16 the greatest finals performer in SFA history?


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It has been a long season for all but especially for us Bomber’s. We know we need to go through the motions of the season proper but we also know we live to dominate finals so it is quite a drag getting through 16 preliminary rounds before the real stuff starts.

As soon as the season finished last Sunday my phone rang.....it was Mr September and he had a message for me.

Hey TL, what are you up to?

Oh nothing too much mate and I have no idea how those magazines got there either.

TL, it is finals time and this is when I take charge.

Coach what are you talking about, we both know you are the one who takes charge in our relationship friendship all the time, so what else is new.

Please don't call me Coach TL15.....it's Mr September!

The rest of the conversation was somewhat of a blur but phrases such as ‘I got this’, ‘this is our destiny’, ‘we were born to do this’ and ‘just jump on my back fellas’ were all I recall.

He mentioned that once the launch codes have been activated, there’s no going back. I’m gonna **** shit up, and we’re winning a third consecutive flag. That’s just how it is. God help anyone who tries to stand in our way.

To my esteemed colleagues of the SFA, I believe the launch codes have been officially activated. The Bombers have now won 9 consecutive finals games and we kept a team scoreless in the first half of a game.

I had corked my shoulder during the game so in the rooms after our victory and being the true professional Qootballer that I am it was all about recovery. I had 6 hot Asian women icing my groin as a precaution. Mr September looked my way and nodded reassuringly.........I got this.

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I love how TheCoach16 always say " i got this" to reassure us.
Whether its taking a game by the scruff of the neck with his " i got this" catch phrase .
Or whether he is flicking through a book about sexually transmitted diseases and saying " ive got this".
Or when you need a wingman at a nightclub and even though the girl has an adams apple and large hairy knuckles you will still hear " i got this" coming from the great man.
Its amazing how somebody so short can make you stand taller.
 
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I love how TheCoach16 always say " i got this" to reassure us.
Whether its taking a game by the scruff of the neck with his " i got this" catch phrase .
Or whether he is flicking through a book about sexually transmitted diseases and saying " ive got this".
Or when you need a wingman at a nightclub and even though the girl has an adams apple and large hairy knuckles you will still hear " i got this" coming from the great man.
Its amazing how somebody so short can make you stand taller.

This.
 
Still waiting for TheCoach16 to do something good in 4 months time
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Still waiting for TheCoach16 to do something good in 4 months time
Its May you twat
I got this...

I’m glad you guys know how to read a calendar. That’s great progress. Good for you. But allow me to explain something to you...

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in the fruit salad.

Obviously you lack the wisdom to understand, the term “Mr September” is not about the calendar, but about my undeniable dominance in finals.

You’re welcome.
 
Yeah right. In Season 23, Itsmyshow was the Bombers finals MVP, and in Season 24, it was Tony Lynn 15.

Speaking from experience, Coach just has slightly above average finals series, and rides of his more talented teammates coattails!
 

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Yeah right. In Season 23, Itsmyshow was the Bombers finals MVP, and in Season 24, it was Tony Lynn 15.

Speaking from experience, Coach just has slightly above average finals series, and rides of his more talented teammates coattails!

Mate it is only Monday and already you are clearly overwhelmed by what you will face on Sunday once Mr September unleashes his fury.

Be brave little one.....
 
I got this...

I’m glad you guys know how to read a calendar. That’s great progress. Good for you. But allow me to explain something to you...

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in the fruit salad.

Obviously you lack the wisdom to understand, the term “Mr September” is not about the calendar, but about my undeniable dominance in finals.

You’re welcome.
Qooty finals are never scheduled in September. Therefore your Mr.September title is invalid. Hit me up at the start of September though, I can't wait for what you have for us
 
Mate it is only Monday and already you are clearly overwhelmed by what you will face on Sunday once Mr September unleashes his fury.

Be brave little one.....
Didn't you play a much bigger game than Coach last Grand Final?
 
Yeah right. In Season 23, Itsmyshow was the Bombers finals MVP, and in Season 24, it was Tony Lynn 15.

Speaking from experience, Coach just has slightly above average finals series, and rides of his more talented teammates coattails!
I remember you singing a different tune, not that long ago...

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This was you, right?
 
Didn't you play a much bigger game than Coach last Grand Final?
And I believe ant555 won the Deestroy am I correct? Can't be that great of a finals player to not feature in the top 3 best players on Grand Final day. If anything, I think the big stage got to Coach
 
And I believe ant555 won the Deestroy am I correct? Can't be that great of a finals player to not feature in the top 3 best players on Grand Final day. If anything, I think the big stage got to Coach
I recall, I did enough for you to come knocking on my door...
 
Key word there being "they"... "they" being Tony and KohPhi...
I’d say the key words are...

“another 120+ dream team points”

Or maybe...

“one of the most successful individuals finals performances in SFA history”


Your words. Not mine.
 
I’d say the key words are...

“another 120+ dream team points”

Or maybe...

“one of the most successful individuals finals performances in SFA history”


Your words. Not mine.
...You're not my qooty dad!
 

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