Think Tank Maynard sees the lack of youf on the list. Tells Collingwood to GAGF

[frggr]

#DKMBackfire for admin purposes, but I don't think we'll need it.

For such an immense story, surprised there isn't a thread for this already.

Brayden can see that Collingwood's current list has the bright footy future of a player on the receiving end of a Brayden Maynard

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Brayden Maynard

Age

28

Ht

189cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

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Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

5.9

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.6

5star

MG

327.8

4star

D

20.7

5star

K

14.0

5star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.0

4star

MG

417.4

5star

D

13.8

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.6

5star

MG

205.8

4star

"spoil".

Daniel "Sniper" Houston is being paid big bucks to sit on the sideline and Lachie "Pick 9" Schulz is hoovering up more cap space than Jordan DeGoey with a bag of the good stuff.

With their salary cap bursting at the seams like Eddie McGuire's waistband, almost no #excitingyouf on the horizon and no draft picks this hear, Maynard looks like he might land at Arden Street.

In making the move to Norf Maynard gets:

• A million bucks a year to change stripes from black to light blue
• Trips to Tassie to see Jazny
• To play with team mates under 25
• Approval from the king of dirty football to continue being a sniper
• To stop being associated with Collingwood
• The love and adoration of Sooz
• Have FITW finally stop writing x-rated fan fiction about him
• Play at the world's greatest regional stadium, GMHBA for the first time
• The opportunity to "spoil" Nick Daicos in a contested marking con

Incredible value for Brayden! Incredible list management from Abbotsford.

When asked if he will play on with Collingwood next season, Maynard gave a cryptic response.

"Time will tell. We'll have to wait and see," he told Nine's Today.

"Like I've said before, it'll be weird for me to be in any other jumper - but time will tell."

In February, the 28-year-old looked set to recommit to the Pies instead of entering free agency but has more recently changed his tune to suggest he is keeping options open.

Well done, Brayden!

 

[V_23]

Will fit in well down at Arden Street, alongside past Shinboner Snipers like Glenn Archer

 

[Chronz]

Here's some of the exciting youf.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Prefer this Maynard

 

[frggr]

Here's some of the exciting youf.

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Only 3 exciting youf?

That's why Brayden is leaving.

 

[frggr]

Prefer this Maynard

Talented musician but shit bloke by all accounts

 

[frggr]

Maybe if we're lucky FITW will share some of their best Brayden Maynard

4

Brayden Maynard

Age

28

Ht

189cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

5.9

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.6

5star

MG

327.8

4star

D

20.7

5star

K

14.0

5star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.0

4star

MG

417.4

5star

D

13.8

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.6

5star

MG

205.8

4star

fan fiction with us

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Talented musician but shit bloke by all accounts

So no different from Bruzzy except the talented musician bit

 

[NetworkNerd]

Only 3 exciting youf?

That's why Brayden is leaving.

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They won though.. and are in the top 4 so maybe they have a good mix at the moment

 

[frggr]

They won though.. and are in the top 4 so maybe they have a good mix at the moment

Brayden doesn't care about the weekend. He cares about the future.

We'll see how they go after a long season

 

[JoinDate]

I'm told by oppo supporters that he's bad at footy anyway, so shouldn't Collingwood supporters be happy he's helping us rebuild our list by leaving?

Bay garbage aside though, normal contract negotiation dialogue when trying to maximise his next contract... who cares?

 

[frggr]

I'm told by oppo supporters that he's bad at footy anyway, so shouldn't Collingwood supporters be happy he's helping us rebuild our list by leaving?

Bay garbage aside though, normal contract negotiation dialogue when trying to maximise his next contract... who cares?

Brayden cares.....about the future. Hence his move to North.

Brayden may be bad at footy, but who's going to replace him at Collingwood?

It's not normal contract negotiations anyway - by all accounts he has changed his mind since the most recent contract offer and he wants to go to a club on the way up.

Perhaps Collingwood will pull another trading masterstroke and instead of getting Mitch McGovern out of West Coast they'll get the Carlton one. It's Mayne/Mundy all over again

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

He has already won a flag at the scum. Can't blame him for taking the bag that sets him up for life after footy tbh

 

[WA ROO]

Brayden cares.....about the future. Hence his move to North.

It's not normal contract negotiations anyway - by all accounts he has changed his mind since the most recent contract offer and he wants to go to a club on the way up

Why would he choose norf

This only about coining up before retirement

 

[NetworkNerd]

Why would he choose norf

This only about coining up before retirement

It would have to be length of the contract. An extra 100K doesn't go far but if its a guaranteed 2 extra years that makes a world of difference

But you'd be wanting to go to the Gold Coast rather than norf.

 

[JoinDate]

It's not normal contract negotiations anyway - by all accounts he has changed his mind since the most recent contract offer and he wants to go to a club on the way up.

You're obviously being intentionally obtuse, so there's really no point in engaging.

He'll remain a Pie, and everyone knows it.

 

[frggr]

You're obviously being intentionally obtuse, so there's really no point in engaging.

He'll remain a Pie, and everyone knows it.

Except him, it seems.

If he was going to remain a pie be wouldn't have said what he said and he'd have signed.

Billy Frampton is taking all the Brayden cash, so he's off to North to make bread

 

[frggr]

Why would he choose norf

This only about coining up before retirement

Think so. A million a year for 5 years takes him to 32.

 

[JoinDate]

If he was going to remain a pie be wouldn't have said what he said and he'd have signed.

Like I said, intentionally obtuse. I know you're not this dumb.

 

[Kabanna]

#DKMBackfire for admin purposes, but I don't think we'll need it.

For such an immense story, surprised there isn't a thread for this already.

Brayden can see that Collingwood's current list has the bright footy future of a player on the receiving end of a Brayden Maynard "spoil".

Daniel "Sniper" Houston is being paid big bucks to sit on the sideline and Lachie "Pick 9" Schulz is hoovering up more cap space than Jordan DeGoey with a bag of the good stuff.

With their salary cap bursting at the seams like Eddie McGuire's waistband, almost no #excitingyouf on the horizon and no draft picks this hear, Maynard looks like he might land at Arden Street.

In making the move to Norf Maynard gets:

• A million bucks a year to change stripes from black to light blue
• Trips to Tassie to see Jazny
• To play with team mates under 25
• Approval from the king of dirty football to continue being a sniper
• To stop being associated with Collingwood
• The love and adoration of Sooz
• Have FITW finally stop writing x-rated fan fiction about him
• Play at the world's greatest regional stadium, GMHBA for the first time
• The opportunity to "spoil" Nick Daicos in a contested marking con

Incredible value for Brayden! Incredible list management from Abbotsford.



Well done, Brayden!

He might actually start getting the suspensions he deserves if this happens. Just because he won’t be playing for Collingwood anymore.

 

[frggr]

Like I said, intentionally obtuse. I know you're not this dumb.

I know it's hard to accept, but he's goneski

 

[JoinDate]

Okay mate.

 

[the avoca drover]

I know it's hard to accept, but he's goneski

I won’t believe it until Elmer_Hauser says it’s so, Elmers good oil.

 

[Pistol Night]

campaigner wont be going anywhere. Go back to another Geelong docking

 

[frggr]

campaigner wont be going anywhere. Go back to another Geelong docking

If you say so