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Awesome flick, one of my childhood favourites. The best is the bit where Major Payne totally smashes Bam Bam Bigelow in the neck. That was rad.
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Awesome flick, one of my childhood favourites. The best is the bit where Major Payne totally smashes Bam Bam Bigelow in the neck. That was rad.
Fe fi fo fum, what beanstalk you fall from?
Cadet Alex Stone: It's slippery!
Major Payne: Slippery he say. You think Charlie cares anything about slippery? The only thing he know is to slip your throat. What if this were a life or death situation?
Cadet Alex Stone: But it's not a life or death situation.
Major Payne: [Pulls out grenade and pulls the pin] It is now.
Cadet Alex Stone: Oh come on, it's just a dummy grenade.
[Major Payne tosses the grenade into some trees. It explodes and Alex Stone dives into the mud]
Major Payne: Who's the dummy now?
Major Payne: Slippery he say. You think Charlie cares anything about slippery? The only thing he know is to slip your throat. What if this were a life or death situation?
Cadet Alex Stone: But it's not a life or death situation.
Major Payne: [Pulls out grenade and pulls the pin] It is now.
Cadet Alex Stone: Oh come on, it's just a dummy grenade.
[Major Payne tosses the grenade into some trees. It explodes and Alex Stone dives into the mud]
Major Payne: Who's the dummy now?
Unless you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it.
Killin is my buisness lay-deeez......
Repeat after me...
Damon Wayans is not funny.
DAMON WAYANS IS NOT FUNNY!
Damon Wayans is not funny.
DAMON WAYANS IS NOT FUNNY!
In that movie he is.
Pop your T**ty out his mouth and let the boy grow up!
Don't push the maybe, baby.
You hold that in t urd, or I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground!
Pop your T**ty out his mouth and let the boy grow up!
Don't push the maybe, baby.
You hold that in t urd, or I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground!
what are you looking at pigboy?
Freo Big Fella said:
And...business...is..good!
Haha so bloody great. That whole opening speech he gives to the kids always has me in stitches.
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I still ******** myself when I see him do the Robot Dance.
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Top film. 
spookism
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It's been two weeks since I killed me a man. I was hungry. Hungry for blood. Matter of fact I was just plain hungry.
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i love the shermanator in it!
