Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 27 Colonnade - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ TANDY S27 MATEFLON WINNER ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[Tigerturbulance]

Drink Ladies? xenxen MWPP and por_please_ya

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JackNah_8 has arrived, pour her one

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Drink Ladies? xenxen MWPP and por_please_ya

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I'll have a cheeky little test tipple to start cheers Testy.

Double rohypnol, lime and soda thanks. Fresh lime.

 

[byebyexenxen]

fu** that. I'm next! I don't have to stay sober to give a speech tonight!

You want TT to you know what you next????

 

[Barrybran]

You want TT to you know what you next????

She's drunk already

 

[Test Tickle]

JackNah_8 has arrived, pour her one

and i think AceAndy is here also, so thats two more ladies.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

15 ****ing minutes til the show bloody starts and we've already lost our bond and been given a move on notice by the local authorities.

 

[Dingster]

Dingster where are you

Join me at my table. We have the perfect acoustics to heckle Doctor Gero and blame it on TedDougChris

 

[Barrybran]

15 ******* minutes til the show bloody starts and we've already lost our bond and been given a move on notice by the local authorities.

****ing Swampies bandwagoners

 

[AceAndy]

and i think AceAndy is here also, so thats two more ladies.

Why you little ...

 

[Art Vandelay_]

My gift is my cannoli and this bear’s for you

Looks like the bear has a gift for you.
Oh my

 

[Test Tickle]

Things are starting to heat up on the round

 

[Dav]

Can we just give Test Tickle his Mateflon already?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

you need to be careful AceAndy

 

[TJASTA]

 

[Damp Squarie]

Me and my personal engraver have arrived.

Is that xenxen on your arm?
You both look hot

 

[Tandy]

My prediction is Testie. Has had a remarkable year. Best of luck to everyone. May the winner forever be able to cook eggs without them sticking to the pan.

 

[Test Tickle]

My prediction is Testie. Has had a remarkable year. Best of luck to everyone. May the winner forever be able to cook eggs without them sticking to the pan.

yep i reckon Tandy or Gero best of luck everyone, this do is packed out, never seen so many at a B&F
Las Vegas is the place to be.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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great you could make it TJASTA; here is your drink.
Just as you like it; room temperature straight from the Tittybong .

 

[Damp Squarie]

My prediction is Testie. Has had a remarkable year. Best of luck to everyone. May the winner forever be able to cook eggs without them sticking to the pan.

I’m sure Test Tickle got scratched on the way to the kitchen this morning.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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Good evening and welcome to the Las Vegas Bears Best and Fairest* - The Mateflon for Season 27. What a rich season of antics and capers it has been! Underpinned by our strong companionship, want to succeed and raucous humour, we fought our way through thick and thin in the great absurdity that is the SweetFA. I am hugely proud of what we accomplished together this season, having gotten to within a kick of summounting it all, but that would have been hell boring so we didn't.

Season 27 has been the most enjoyable of my career. It's quite likely I said the same last time, but this just speaks to what a straight up delightful and amusing crew we have knockin' about in Vegas. I can honestly say that getting in to the club bright and early each morning, obscuring any potential forensic evidence from the night before, and getting stuck in to my livelihood as a qootballer and teammate is one of the great joys I know. And so we gather tonight to celebrate such an arrangement and all that goes into it. Meaningful nods to the superstars and the roleplayers; the veterans and the newcomers- Mateflon night is about showcasing the triumphs of the season gone, and also about getting heckers turnt on the club budget.

But what sort of party would it be without taking some time for requisite administrative preliminaries?! We first say farewell to some of our beloveds, in particular Premiership full back Miguel Sanchez, who covered the most ground with the least movement that I've even witnessed. In turn, we welcome some fresh and some returning faces to the club. I am thrilled to announce that MKMatty and caloschwaby are back in business, while Uncle_Leo is destined to thrive amongst the debauchery and scandal of Vegas. On the rookie front, we have some deluxe young stars who have already brought some vibrant energy to the place in Rioli8217, kelpie_X and Hawks1994. Hope you three enjoy your first formal engagement with the Las Vegas Bears, please do not accept anything from kane249 or Its Manbearpig without signing a waiver.

Additionally I would like to take the chance to thank the members of our Leadership Group for Season 28: Doctor Gero, Matera92, Test Tickle, Cadaver and Barrybran. You've all been supreme in keeping things moving and getting shit done quite a bit of the time while also making things ever so enjoyable. Actual champions the lot of you! On the back of this I'd like to announce that Dav will be taking over at the wheel of the team bus & plane as our snazzy new captain. This will be of little surprise to anyone around the league, as the fellow has shown himself to be a captain-in-waiting since day one or possibly even earlier than that. I'm real enthusiastic to have such a diligent curious operator at the helm and look forward to congratulating myself at every succes and taking as many cheap shots as possible when things go askew. Meanwhile it only makes sense that the mighty Tandy strolls into our Leadership Group, what a dreamboat!

So not much remains but to commence the count. With such accomplishment as we've together enjoyed this season it promises to be a close and scintillating ceremony which I definitely won't **** up. Thanks to everyone who is joining us, please yell aloud, heckle and interrupt at all times, although I'd like to advise you all that our voting process is entirely secure, transparent, and totally not gamed in any fashion. Here we go!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

My prediction is Testie. Has had a remarkable year. Best of luck to everyone. May the winner forever be able to cook eggs without them sticking to the pan.

If Test Tickle wins we are going full TT B&F Buff

 

[Barrybran]

Leadership Group for Season 28

Barrybran

 

[Barrybran]

Hey DERO, get in here. Look who I found!

 

[JackNah_8]

Join me at my table. We have the perfect acoustics to heckle Doctor Gero and blame it on TedDougChris

TDC isnt here (thankfully)

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Up against the Wonders it was a cold and wet day on their own bog heap, but the Bears set up the win with an outstanding 1st quarter of qooty kicking 8.5 to 2.0. From there on the Bears played quality qooty holding the Wonders at bay all day, going on to win by 21pts. Gero lead the way and was outstanding with 9 tackles and a goal. Thomas2 and Dav both with 3 goals each. Its Manbearpig with an amazing 16 possies and 5 outstanding marks along with Matera92 and Test Tickle working hard out of the middle all day. A fantastic start to the year with every player holding their own in what was a great team effort away from home.

Qooty:
5 - Doctor Gero
4 - Thomas2
3 - Its Manbearpig
2 - Matera92
1 - Test Tickle

Posting:
3 - Cadaver
2 - JoshWoodenSpoon
1 - Test Tickle








Our first home game for the season was against the Bombers on another cold and rainy day, this one went goal for goal all day with the Bombers prevailing by 2pts. Bears tried hard all day, but still a bit leg weary from last week, didn't disappoint the crowd with a thrilling finish. Miguel Sanchez gave Matty411 a rucking lesson and was outstanding all day which included 17 hitouts, 18 possesions, 6 tackles and 2 goals. Gero was fantastic again playing in front all day, receiving 7 free kicks and laying 7 tackles along with 23 possessions. High possy games for Matera and Baz (who?) kept us in the game and T2 coming alive with 2 hard fought goals.

Qooty:
5 - Miguel Sanchez
4 - Doctor Gero
3 - Matera92
2 - Barrybran
1 - Thomas2

Posting:
3 - Test Tickle
2 - Barrybran
1 - JoshWoodenSpoon