Genius list manager Andrew Mackie does it yet again: The UNTROLLABLE Tarryn Thomas to Geelong

[Jazny]

Just when you think Geelong can't possibly get any better at list management and unearthing absolute gems in the draft from nowhere, GOAT list manager and handsome Andrew Mackie

Andrew Mackie

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40

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82kg

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starts making moves to bring Tarryn Thomas

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Tarryn Thomas

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24

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190cm

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83kg

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Mid

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11.0

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5.3

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5.7

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2.1

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3.3

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0.9

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7.8

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4.0

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3.8

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1.3

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3.2

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0.2

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12.8

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6.2

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6.6

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2.8

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3.8

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0.4

3star

to Geelong. Described by many Norf fans as the most talented Roo since Wayne Carey, Tarryn has been on the phone to Mackie and is set to join the undefeated Geelong in 2025.

How many first and future first round picks will it cost them? Must be at least 3 you say? lol no, the fake list management team at Norf fired their most talented player because they were scared of people tweeting at them if they didn't. Geelong will take him for nothing. Zip. Zilch.


How do they keep doing this. Geelong to win a record 18th and 19th Grand Final with all these free picks before Tasmania enters the competition in 2028! While Norf, GWS, Fold Coast and West Coast continue to embarrass themselves with all their high picks and cheat concessions.

Rival club linked to disgraced former Kangaroo

'Surprised if that phone call hasn't been made'

wwos.nine.com.au

 

[Jazny]

Oh dear, the Norf board are beginning to melt down all over this news. They are wishing harm upon Tarryn, a fellow human, just because Geelong have superior list management and their list management decisions are based on social media clout chasing

 

[Dinsdale]

Just when you think Geelong can't possibly get any better at list management and unearthing absolute gems in the draft from nowhere, GOAT list manager and handsome Andrew Mackie starts making moves to bring Tarryn Thomas to Geelong. Described by many Norf fans as the most talented Roo since Wayne Carey, Tarryn has been on the phone to Mackie and is set to join the undefeated Geelong in 2025.

How many first and future first round picks will it cost them? Must be at least 3 you say? lol no, the fake list management team at Norf fired their most talented player because they were scared of people tweeting at them if they didn't. Geelong will take him for nothing. Zip. Zilch.


How do they keep doing this. Geelong to win a record 18th and 19th Grand Final with all these free picks before Tasmania enters the competition in 2028! While Norf, GWS, Fold Coast and West Coast continue to embarrass themselves with all their high picks and cheat concessions.

Rival club linked to disgraced former Kangaroo

'Surprised if that phone call hasn't been made'

wwos.nine.com.au

wrong account STper18

 

[Jazny]

wrong account STper18

I wonder why this Hawfie posted in a thread about Geelong and Tarryn Thomas... let me check Hawthorn's recent list management decisions to see if jealousy could be a possible motiva... oh dear

 

[STPer18]

May as well get his measurements for an All-Australian jacket now. That and a premiership medal are part of the welcome package we offer to REDEEMED individuals looking to better themselves.

 

[zackah]

Geelong join Jazny as supporters of harassment and abuse of women. Disgusting.

Very unchristian like

 

[AvantGardener]

Probably win a couple BnFs then in 2026 WCE will trade Priority Pick, pick 1 and Pick 19 to get Tarryn in to replace Harley Reid.

 

[AvantGardener]

Geelong join Jazny as supporters of harassment and abuse of women. Disgusting.

Very unchristian like

Dont act like you mob doesnt have female fans that havent been through 7000 days of abuse.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Thomas for nothing.... Thomas for nothing

 

[Jazny]

Let's look at Geelong's UNDEFEATED midfield:

Bruhn: Pick 18
Jack (20 & 2) Bowes: lol they got him and Pick 7 for a future third... oh dear oh dear Mackie has struck again!
Blicavs: Cat B rookie... LOL
Parfitt: Pick 26

Now let's add Tarryn Thomas

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Tarryn Thomas

Age

24

Ht

190cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.3

5star

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0.9

3star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.2

4star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

0.4

3star

to it: for nothing. Thomas, Parfitt, Blicavs, Bruhn and Bowes will be the most dominant midfield in the AFL. Nobody can stop Geelong and they don't even need to cry and beg for draft picks.

 

[Jazny]

Geelong join Jazny as supporters of harassment and abuse of women. Disgusting.

Very unchristian like

Tarryn sent some incredibly mean text messages. Can you remind us of what Jake Stringer did again?

 

[STPer18]

When you walk into the Hallowed Halls of Kardinia Park, all past transgressions are forgotten. You will be judged solely on your time with the Geelong Football Club and within the Geelong community. Being exposed to the hideous filth that is Norf would be enough to turn even the most upstanding of citizen into a wayward son.

Tyson Stengle

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Tyson Stengle

Age

26

Ht

175cm

Wt

71kg

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Fwd

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9.3

2star

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5.8

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3.5

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1.8

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2.4

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1.1

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10.3

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5.3

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5.0

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5.6

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1.8

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2.6

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1.6

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infected by the poor cultcha of both SHITmond and SHITlaide, gets thrown to the curb until the extended hand from The Most Successful Club of the 21st Century reaches out to him. Now he's a premiership, All-Australian player with nary a single transgression to his name since joining Geelong.

This transcends football - albeit we are the very best at it - this is REDEMPTION.

 

[Mofra]

Replacement for Paul Chapman

Paul Chapman

Age

43

Ht

179cm

Wt

87kg

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Fwd

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19.7

5star

K

12.8

5star

HB

6.9

4star

M

4.7

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3.5

5star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

1.0

1star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.2

3star

and Windows Turner?
Wouldn't want him anywhere near the kennel.

 

[Mofra]

Tyson Stengle infected by the poor cultcha of both SHITmond and SHITlaide, gets thrown to the curb until the extended hand from The Most Successful Club of the 21st Century reaches out to him.

A little different comparing a bloke with a baggie who was a late maturing type, to a woman-abuser.

 

[FISTO]

Next up Jono Patton

 

[Big_Birdy]

Wouldn't have thought Geelong wanted another dead girl on their hands, but here we are.

 

[zackah]

Next up Jono Patton

Bootsma or GTFO

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Described by many Norf fans as the most talented Roo since Wayne Carey

Obviously made up, there aren't enough Norf fans to make that possible.

Tarryn sent some incredibly mean text messages. Can you remind us of what Jake Stringer did again?

Fat shaming now are we Jazny ? That's also quite unChristian of you.

 

[Tiger2709]

I see they are saying its the perfect fit, is that related to high levels of domestic violence in Geelong?

 

[V_23]

You know, you don’t have to support someone alleged to have committed domestic violence just because they were born on the same island as you…

 

[Jazny]

You know, you don’t have to support someone alleged to have committed domestic violence just because they were born on the same island as you…

He said some awful things, we don't know the extent. It's obviously very bad what he did. But there are plenty of players who have done worse and never even got suspended. I support him, he is from my hometown, we are a tight knit community!

 

[Jazny]

Tarryn is training the house down! Mackie is laughing very hard at North right now.

 

[catscratchfever]

Geelong join Jazny as supporters of harassment and abuse of women. Disgusting.

Very unchristian like

The Pincushions? Disgusting on every issue.

Very fundamentalist Christian-like

 

[catscratchfever]

A little different comparing a bloke with a baggie who was a late maturing type, to a woman-abuser.

Says a Bullflogs supporter whose club harboured a fiddler back in the day.

Geelong is prepared to undo the damage done by Thomas' harrowing experience at Norf.

The Bullflogs preferred to cover up what happened at their club until it was forced into the open.

Double standards or what!??

 

[catscratchfever]

I see they are saying its the perfect fit, is that related to high levels of domestic violence in Geelong?

Maybe Thomas should consult with your chopsticks-wielding yesterday's hero? Or Marlion Pickett the burglar?

Or the other Tugger who is in jail doing a brick for shooting not one but TWO blokes over a drug deal gone wrong?