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A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu
> (former Indian Cricketer who is now an active commentator for all
> Indian matches)
>
> 1. That ball went so high it could have got an air
> hostess down with it.
> 2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,
> but it's that of an incoming train which will run them
> over.
> 3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when
> you are bald.
> 4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for
> a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout
> in the third test against the West Indiesat Barbados."Ganguly has
> thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
> 5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi
> meter.
> 6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more
> than what they hide.
> 7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way
> they will turn!
> 8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a
> lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
> 9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me
> tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in
> the whole world which does not have wings!
> 10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
> 11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the
> Indians are in the sea.
> 12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a
> haystack.
> 13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
> 14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a
> topless bar!
> 15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the
> cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls
> and everything else falls!
> 16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss
> without a Squeeze.
> 17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
> 18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal
> keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester
> United.
> 19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first
> two bites too.
> 20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect
> to score a six.
> 21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third
> umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the
> second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a
> man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two
> hands."
> 22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
> 23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a
> puncture or two.
> 24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or
> losing your pants.
> 25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
> 26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming
> youth.
> 27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a
> hard-boiled egg.
> 28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking
> competition.
> 29. The third umpires should be changed as often as
> nappies and for the same reason
A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu
> (former Indian Cricketer who is now an active commentator for all
> Indian matches)
>
> 1. That ball went so high it could have got an air
> hostess down with it.
> 2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,
> but it's that of an incoming train which will run them
> over.
> 3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when
> you are bald.
> 4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for
> a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout
> in the third test against the West Indiesat Barbados."Ganguly has
> thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
> 5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi
> meter.
> 6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more
> than what they hide.
> 7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way
> they will turn!
> 8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a
> lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
> 9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me
> tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in
> the whole world which does not have wings!
> 10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
> 11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the
> Indians are in the sea.
> 12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a
> haystack.
> 13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
> 14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a
> topless bar!
> 15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the
> cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls
> and everything else falls!
> 16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss
> without a Squeeze.
> 17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
> 18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal
> keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester
> United.
> 19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first
> two bites too.
> 20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect
> to score a six.
> 21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third
> umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the
> second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a
> man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two
> hands."
> 22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
> 23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a
> puncture or two.
> 24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or
> losing your pants.
> 25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
> 26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming
> youth.
> 27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a
> hard-boiled egg.
> 28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking
> competition.
> 29. The third umpires should be changed as often as
> nappies and for the same reason
