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Here's a couple of my favorite Homer quotes.

"You gave both Dogs away ! You know how i feel about giving !"

or

The Legend of the Dog faced woman (thinking)
OUt loud
"Ha ha ha. legend of the dog faced woman oh that's good
 
There is just so MANY!!!!!!
Every single episode Homer comes up with something amazingly funny.

in last nights episode where marge does the play, and Marge and the kids start talking in accents, Homer goes "Im living in a cuckoo clock!" - just how he said it and the situation was hilarious.

other favourites:
"Hey weiner boy, where do you think your goin"
"hehehe, he looks you like you poindexter"

"Marge...theres a spider near my car keys" (said in a whinging, scared sorta voice, while moving up and down shaking hands)
 
Some particulary stupid comments are...

Homer Hello im Mr Burns. Im here to pick up a delivery.
Post Office Guy OK, what's your first name?
Homer I...don't...know...

When giving Fidel Castro the trillion dollar cheque Mr Burns, I think we can trust the president of Cuba.

When seeing Barts bird eggs hatch This is the most exciting thing since Halleys comet collided with the moon!

:D :D :D
 
Here's a few that come to mind...

Homer, Bart and Lisa wathcing TV....
"We inturrupt this progaram to bring you a special announcemnet"
Homer: Somebody found my keys!!!

Homer: You've won this round Dean, but the war isn't over!
"phone rings"
Dean: Hello?
Homer: Hello Dean, your a stupid head!
Dean: Homer is that you?
Homer: AHHH!!!
 

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There are waaaaaaaay too many to name

"Oh my God! That man is my identical twin!! (looses interest)......... Hey! That dog has a puffy tail! He he heee!!! Here puff! Here puff!!!"

this isn't really Homer, but the other night they had that episode where The Simpsons come to Australia, and there was a line something like the following...

*Simpsons in an Aussie pub*

Marge: I'll just have a cup of coffee
Bar tender: Beer it is
M: No, I said I'll have a coffee...
BT: Beer.....
M: Co-fee
BT: Be-er
M: C,O
BT: B, E
LOL

Homer: I pay the Homer tax!
Lisa: No dad, that's the home owner tax.

Homer: Hmm I see they have the internet on computers now
 
Sorry thought of another one!!!

*Flanders family is singing hymns next door*
Homer: Oh God, they're singing again. Stupid flanders, I wish I was deaf.

I love that dog faced woman quote, its a classic.

*imitating the flanders*
Homer: Hey Barbily boobily, care for a steakarooni?
Bart: Sounds scrumdidilyumptious dear old dadily doodily.
 
Sorry keep thinking of good ones!!

Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal

Homer: For once, somebody may call me "Sir" without adding, "...you're making a scene."

Reporter: Don't you think it's dangerous to send civilians into space?
Homer: I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! (Starts sobbing uncontrollably)

Homer: To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders.
Homer's brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o! And I wear the same stupid sweater every day and...
Homer: The Springfield river!

Homer: Oh! And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember that time I took a home wine making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!
 
Again, far too many for just one ...

Marge: Homer, we need to talk.
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV - you can see the bind I'm in.

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Bigger Brothers Rep: So, Mr Simpson, why do you want to be a Bigger Brother?
Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge.
Homer: Uh ... revenge?
Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm getting out of here.

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Homer, this is never easy to say - we're going to have to saw off your arms.
They'll grow back, won't they?

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Homer: I wouldn't say Mr Burns is incontinent ...
Bart: Hahaha, incontinent - too rich!
Lisa: Do either of you know what incontinent means?
Homer: Lisa, stop ruining our fun.

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Mr Simpson, how are you going to pass your exam?
I figured I'd hide under a big pile of coats in the corner, and hope that everything turns out for the best.
Or, you could cram like you've never crammed before!
Eh! Either way is good.

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(After watching Barney's short film about alcoholism)
Homer: Wow! I'll never drink another beer.
Vendor: Beer here!
Homer: I'll take ten.

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"What about 'Man Getting Hit In The Groin By A Football'! The football! The groin! It works on so many levels!

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"Marge, there's a hole in my life. I've tried to fill it with family, religion, community work, but those were all dead ends. I think this chair is the answer."

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... and, my all-time favourite ...

Homer: Well son, when I was a boy I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my Dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.
 
Homer: That Timmy is a real hero.
Lisa: How do you figure that? All he did was fall down a well!
Homer: Well it's more than you did!


Homer: Well brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this and I'll get back to killing you with alcohol.
Homer's Brain: It's a deal!


Homer: Sure I'm flattered, maybe a little curious, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenannigans!


Homer: So the trick to avoiding jury duty is to say you're prejudice against all races..


Homer: TV!! Teacher... mother... secret lover.


Marge: You'll have to forgive Homer, he's very complicated..
*Homer looks out the window and smashes a plate on his head*
Homer: WRONG!
 

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homer is a legend

as u can see i love the simpsons, i even have my quote as my signature, but there are so many to name.

I'llhave to remember a few, i might watch a vid or two i have and get back on this one.

If i can get over what happened at the world trade centre.
 

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