Vintage Bay Famous villains who are actually nicer guys than James Hird.

[B0SK]

Who: Blofeld
Famous for: Being the quintessential Bond villain
Occupation: Leader of SPECTRE, terrorist organization that resembles an Essendon coterie group
Advantage over James Hird: Never injects employees with banned drugs (prefers to shoot them)

Who: Darth Vader
Famous for: Suffering from emphysema and being popular in his youth
Occupation: Sith Lord and loyal henchman
Advantage over James Hird: Has the nerve to take on his wrinkly bald boss

Who: Ivan Drago
Famous for: Impersonating Ryan Schoenmakers and abusing steroids
Occupation: Propaganda tool
Advantage over James Hird: When he uses drugs they're beneficial

Who: The Joker
Famous for: Mentally unstable lunatic who just wants to see the world burn
Occupation: Psychopath, entertainer and habitual liar
Advantage over James Hird: Slightly better haircut

Who: Mr Han
Famous for: Bladed claw hand and thousands of cultist followers
Occupation: International drug smuggler
Advantage over James Hird: Tests his narcotics on prisoners instead of employees

Who: Norman Bates
Famous for: Being well groomed and living in a world of his own
Occupation: Sweet-talking people to get what he wants
Advantage over James Hird: Always faces his victims and never preys on albinos

Who: Lex Luthor
Famous for: Criminal schemes and mentally-challenged underlings
Occupation: Ruler of the entire planet (in his mind)
Advantage over James Hird: Never mistakes himself for Superman

 

[ChappyUK]

Welcome to the off season.

 

[juice t]

Darth Vader just wanted to get to know his kid a little better
Even if he had to cut his hand off

 

[Dan]

Who: Tywin Lannister
Famous for: Wealth, intelligence and intimidation
Occupation: Lord of House Lannister and Hand of the King
Advantage over James Hird: Pays his debts and doesn't need drugs to get what he wants

 

[bombersfan4000]

 

[go you pups]

Welcome home BOSK

 

[B0SK]

Who: Sauron
Famous for: Commanding 9 "faceless men" (whoops forgot I'm doing Hird not Gillard)
Occupation: Omnipresent source of lies and deceit
Advantage over James Hird: Seduces followers with promises of power he can actually fulfill

 

[oogac]

Who: The Craw, not Craw
Famous for: Arch villian of Maxwell Smart
Occupation: Head of Chinese Branch of Kaos, runs Chinese laundry
Advantage over James Hird: Cant pronounce trololo

 

[PowerForGood]

Who: Tania Hird (pronounced T-ah-nia)
Famous for: Being more self-obsessed than James
Occupation: Corporate Lawyer (or glorified conveyancer, I'm never really sure)
Advantage over James Hird: Takes notes

 

[El Dubya]

Who: Magneto
Famous for: Having an on again off again bromance with a bald man in a wheelchair.
Occupation: Terrorist fighting for mutant rights.
Advantage over James Hird: Fights for the benefit of others, not himself.

 

[Mayes2Gray]

Bain seems like a top bloke also

 

[dav3]

Who: Joffrey Baratheon
Famous for: Being the product of incest, and a false king
Occupation: His Grace, Joffrey of the Houses Baratheon and Lannister, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
Advantages over James Hird: Greater physical stature, even his dumbest followers knew he was a fraudulent campaigner

 

[B0SK]

Who: Gargamel
Famous for: Being a bungling, misanthropic coward
Occupation: Capturing enough Smurfs to make a potion that turns matter into gold
Advantage over James Hird: Career goal had a higher chance of success than Hird's

 

[B0SK]

Who: Voldemort
Famous for: Turning his followers to the dark side
Occupation: Destroying anyone who speaks out against him
Advantage over James Hird: Achieved "he who must not be named" status before Hird

 

[rhythmandblues]

Name: Tony Abbott
Famous for: Winking at sex workers
Occupation: Prime Minister of Australia
Advantages over James Hird: More likeable

 

[BigBirdz]

WHO- Human centipede guy
Famous For- sewing arses to faces
Occupation- surgeon
Advantage over hird- Doesn't experiment on his employees

 

[royals1922]

Thread has prospects.....

 

[T2B_]

Who: The Motherf$%^er/Red Mist
Famous for: Being a geeky tryhard, sheltered kid who managed to kill his own mother and donned her S&M gear as his villain outfit
Occupation: Spoilt rich kid/supervillain
Advantage over James Hird: Isn't evil enough to kill a dog, therefore I can assume he wouldn't experiment with drugs on his employees/henchmen

 

[vjknight]

Who: killer rabbit
Famous for: having huge sharp.........able to leap..........
Occupation: decapitating knights
Advantage over James Hird: cute and fluffy exterior to avoid suspicion.

 

[B0SK]

Who: Andrew Demetriou
Famous for: Being a ruthless autocrat who refuses to admit mistakes
Occupation: Promoting himself while sidestepping blame
Advantage over James Hird: Avoids taking responsibility by not being sucked into saying he will in the first place

 

[Beer n Skittles]

Who: Leigh Matthews
Famous for: Diving, sniping, 20&3ing
Occupation: Footy expert
Advantage over James Hird: In contrast to Hird, his experimental injection program as a coach was both fairly ethical & extremely successful

 

[B0SK]

Who: Lance Armstrong
Famous for: Shattering the hopes and dreams of a generation
Occupation: Exploiting loopholes and protesting his innocence
Advantage over James Hird: Actually won something before he got busted

 

[T2B_]

Thread lacks Hitler

 

[Mofra]

Who: That creepy dude from No Country for Old Men
Famous for: Killing, coin flipping
Occupation: Hit man and catchphrase generator
Advantage over James Hird: Would never consider pissing off to Paris when the going gets tough, takes responsibility for his actions

 

[iBeng]

Who: Oscar Pistorius, The Blade Runner, "Paddles"
Famous for: Running with prongs for legs, shooting his girlfriend as she sat on the dunny
Occupation: Professional...Runner? Olympian? Gun owner?
Advantage over James Hird: Its believed he actually shouted out a warning before shooting, unlike Hird who just shot his players up