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Famous Commentary One Liners

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Ted Whitten - Hit the boundary son.

I predicted this - Mike Williamson

Youre gone son - Peter Landy (Rene Kink spitting incident)

Jesaulenko you Beauty - Mike Williamson
 
"I'll have a heart attack if this keeps up"
"You've allready had three"
Butch Gale & Ted Whitten late in the 4th quarter 1966 GF
 
No body says it better then the late great Jack Dyer

-Bosustow is a good ordinary footballer
-His arms are like giant testicles
-I'm not saying anything in case I say something
 

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"Long, two bounces, still going......it might have been touched on the line. No"

and

"Take me on, take me on, take me on he says"

Robbo - 1993 GF.
 
Count Zero said:
Dennis from Showdown I:
"The sacrificial lambs are savaging the butcher". :)

More from Dennis

"centimetre perfect"
"like a cork in the ocean"
"bustin makes me feel good"

1995 Semi against the Bombers, Daffy goaled, Robo (Channel 7) went nuts

"if they get one here, have a listen to this, have a listen to this"

Those were the days!!!!!
 
PerthCrow said:
Ian 'Daisy' Day

'' You little balltearer''

Ian Day said this (or "what a balltearer") moments after the 1987 SA v Vic State of Origin game won by SA by 4 points. One of the great 1980's SofO games.He was calling the game for Adelaide Ch 7. Melbourne viewers got the ABC commentary, Tim Lane, Drew Morphett and Kevin Barlett.

This game is always refered to as "The Balltearer Game" by a lot of South Aussies.
 
From the Collingwood v WC game 2004, at Telstra Dome, a lot of players were pushing and shoving one another, Dennis as quick as a flash says,
" Arms everywhere, no sign of Hans Blix". Pure genius. :D
 

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"Gaspar the unfriendly post'

"THE MONKEY'S OFF YOUR BACK BILLY"-After Billy kicked the goal after the siren innthe QF against Footscray in 1994.
 
"Commentator - "Oh there's a player down behind play, let's go down to our on the spot boundary rider Neil Kerley - That was right in front of you Kerls can you tell the viewers what happened"

Kerley - "I'm not saying anything"
 
"They should frame the cup or give the cup to Kevin Sheedy for all these wonderful moves he's made."
Lou Richards 1984 GF.
What? Frame the cup?

Dennis.
State Game WA v Vic
It's (Peter) Wilson on (Brian) Wilson down here on the boundary line, it's like a Beach Boys reunion concert.

Ball hits the "Cometti on 7" sign on the boundary of the WACA.
"Hmmm, Ouch"

Rex:
..kicks forward
NOOOOOooooooooo
No.
No.
Yaaaaaablett.
They didn't go that high when they went to the moon.
(Gary Ablett over Gary Pert 'mark')
 

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I got my Dad the "Centimetre Perfect, classic commentary" book for Chrissy.... Laugh and a half...

"It's a very big crowd tonight with all the major genders represented"
"Not often you see that, players quoting Shakespeare. I'm sure he said Puck"
"When Anthony Rocca backs into a pack, he beeps"
"That was a Rock Hudson kick. It looked straight, but wasn't"
"Adam Yze- Great player... but a terrible Scrabble Hand"
 
Murray said:
"Commentator - "Oh there's a player down behind play, let's go down to our on the spot boundary rider Neil Kerley - That was right in front of you Kerls can you tell the viewers what happened"

Kerley - "I'm not saying anything"
:p :p
 
What about Rex Hunt, The Ablett Grab - 'eeeabbbbllllllletttttt!!!'
-Not really one liner i know but still very memorable-
 

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