Cameron Rayner wants out

[Dan]

It pains me to share you this news but I have it on good authority that young Cam wants to go home and be with his family.

Brisbane you have serious problem. None of these kids are Jonathan Brown and they don't wanna stay at your club.

Please don't take this as me trying to stir the pot but Queensland is a humid, cane toad infested shithole. Quite frankly there are kids in North Korea that have it better than the draftees that get recruited to the Brisbane Lions.

This isn't a joke....some of you may remember the Aish & Schache threads.

Cam's gone.

 

[RedVest4]

Alright I’ll be the first to say it...

“He’d rather be at Brisbane over Norf”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bye

 

[Lethality]

Clearly flunked his running tests so he could slip to a Victorian side.

 

[Dave Stevens]

So. Much. Ironing.


Although Norfies are probably more attuned to the challenges of attracting top talent. I was going to say retaining top talent, but they don’t have any.












Oh, almost forgot.










Lolnorf

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Raynor's mum even wanted Carlton to tank this year so he'd go there.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

He's packing his McCluggage as we speak

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

He's packing his McCluggage as we speak

You don't think he'll McStay either?

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

You don't think he'll McStay either?

Not for much Longer

 

[darklake]

Was only a matter of time.

 

[Dave Stevens]

You do the Mathieson, the Bell is ringing.

 

[Allikat]

 

[Corrupt_]

Rayner placed on suicide watch.

 

[hippyhippy]

Im sorry but.. Are north going to be offering 1.6 mill to raynor next season? I think he's in the bag already.

 

[A Cut Above]

AFL should force Brisbane draftees to sign pre-nuptials, or invent a cash back system where the club gets a 50% draft point refund when they leave. If that doesn't work make 'em wear prison ankle bracelets filled with explosives that blow their feet off if they venture 100km from home base.

Failing that the PM could create a "Day of Dishonor" public holiday where the public's encouraged to make a yearly pilgrimage to a massive 100ft shrine in the shape of the the old Brisbane Bears logo, etched with the name of every player who's ever left the club. Provide complimentary rotten eggs and reward plush toys in the shape of Roger Merrett to anyone who bullseye's a new engravee.

 

[Dave Stevens]

Have another read, you’ll get there.

 

[El Dubya]

Clearly flunked his running tests so he could slip to a Victorian side.

Nah, he's genuinely that slow. He'll fit in well at Carlton because he and his mum will chuck the toys out of the pram as soon as things get difficult.

 

[Mitchell54]

If that doesn't work make 'em wear prison ankle bracelets filled with explosives that blow their feet off if they venture 100km from home base.

Gold Coast are within 100kms...

 

[El Dubya]

Gold Coast are within 100kms...

The AFL desperately need to prop them up too.

 

[boondy]

what a weak Camrayner

 

[A Scratch Below]

OP needs to come up with some new material

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

But Hodgey and Culcha?

 

[craffles_m7]

congratulations Rayner on coming out m7
one month with Brisbane and goodboke hodges bravery is rubbing off

 

[A Scratch Below]

But Hodgey and Culcha?

Piss off you COLA flog

Your club is a joke

 

[PackM7LunchEl]

As a fully qualified meteorologist with large breasts I can confirm the bolded statement is true

so far I'm liking all your posts

 

[Dan]

Why don't you elias homos have your group therapy sessions somewhere else.