Bogan / Horrible names....

[jmadrox]

I was a swimming teacher in my younger days, and i saw some HORRIBLE names. Seriously, some parents just punish their children at birth, but last night, I saw one that takes the cake... we should set her up with Kreightonnne.....

Krystelle... i believe it would be pronounced "Crystal" .... why oh why people, why do you do this.

Krystelle Crichton. make it happen. I reckon she would even go for the curly mullet.

So what other dumb arsed names have you all come across?
One from my swimming days which stands out is Caitee (Katey)

(And please dont take offence anyone, this is just shits and giggles)

 

[estibador]

"I am a single mum to my amazing son FALLYN STAR"

Poor kid doesn't stand chance.

 

[StingRoll]

"I am a single mum to my amazing son FALLYN STAR"

Poor kid doesn't stand chance.

Hilarious. This has made my day!

I like the bogan names where people have named their kids after something expensive in the hope that it will bring them some class.
Mercedes, Chardonnay, Porshe... the list goes on.

Didn't Frank Zappa name one of his kids Moon Unit?

 

[jedi mind tricks]

"I am a single mum to my amazing son FALLYN STAR"

Poor kid doesn't stand chance.

You sure no how to pick 'em Esti don't you. She's one hot young moma.

 

[estibador]

You sure no how to pick 'em Esti don't you. She's one hot young moma.

She's hella random, CRAZIEST girl you'll ever meet.

That's usually code for 'I'm a bitch'.

 

[Nickos66]

I have a pet hate for regular names spelt phonetically, i've worked with a few people named Jorja (pronounced Georgia) and Krystle (Crystal). To me, these names scream 'skank stripper'.. so I judge, sue me.

I remember reading something about a couple in the US a few years ago who named their child '4 Real' because (to paraphrase the parents) "I couldn't believe we were now a family, and that shit be 4 real"

I think Jason Lee of "My name is Earl" fame also named his kid "Pilot Inspektor".

... The ****, Jason?

 

[Borry]

It's all about seeking attention. Have no respect for it nonetheless.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Worst one I have heard is a former student at Hamilton High School:

Le-ah...

No, it's not "Leah" - perfectly normal name... But it's pronounced "le-dash-ah".

I shit you not.

 

[sabre_ac]

These ridiculous names that are invented to give the kid a "unique identity" may not be fashionable for much longer.

I think as social media becomes an even bigger monster and what you do online follows you around forever, people will start naming their kids very regular names again.A way protecting them in the herd when they're "Googled".

 

[PantaloonRazorblade]

I know a couple of atrocious people who named their atrocious kid Phoenix.

 

[jmadrox]

Well, seems we have nothing on some of these guys:
Name like: Hurricane. J’Adore. Couture. Excel. Burger. Google. Tron. Hippo.
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2013/07/website-outs-australias-worst-baby-bogan-names/

Impressive.......

 

[dugrene]

One of the girls who work at the barber i go to recently had a boy.
Kooper.

Nice girl. I Used every bit of willpower I had to stay neutral in word, deed and voice inflection.
(Over the years one of my favourite past times is cracking up after identifying bogan names.)

I congratulated her, and told my brother in law called his son Cooper. Which (cooper) is the bro's (and mrs dugrene) mother's maiden name.

FFS with a K !

Anyway my Bro in law called his other son... Hunter.

FWIW both names are ok.

K = bogan.

 

[Lach72]

Whyvonny...that's said exactly as it's written.

It's actually spelt Yvonne...

 

[MadMac]

A little girl in my kid's class at school is named MacKenzie. I thought at first that it was her surname but it's actually a first name. Never heard of that before. I thought names with a Mac prefix are strictly surnames [of Scottish heritage, aye].

 

[Freo Big Fella]

For anyone who's spent time in the Goldfields, the Kalgoorlie Miner's babies page is always hilarious reading.

Qyneka and Heathernly made their unfortunate debuts last week.

 

[Borry]

I worked under a boss in Sydney who had two kids, one called Emerson and one called Hamilton. Apparently having a first name as a surname gives them a reason for using these silly names. Nethertheless I kept the peace when I found out.

 

[jmadrox]

One of the girls who work at the barber i go to recently had a boy.
Kooper.

Nice girl. I Used every bit of willpower I had to stay neutral in word, deed and voice inflection.
(Over the years one of my favourite past times is cracking up after identifying bogan names.)

I congratulated her, and told my brother in law called his son Cooper. Which (cooper) is the bro's (and mrs dugrene) mother's maiden name.

FFS with a K !

Anyway my Bro in law called his other son... Hunter.

FWIW both names are ok.

K = bogan.

umm.... was her name Bianca by any chance?

 

[dugrene]

umm.... was her name Bianca by any chance?

It just could be ? Rings a bell.
Haven't seen her for a few months.
Just had a cut couple of days ago. So wont be back for few weeks.
Gulp....Friend of yours ?

 

[jmadrox]

It just could be ? Rings a bell.
Haven't seen her for a few months.
Just had a cut couple of days ago. So wont be back for few weeks.
Gulp....Friend of yours ?

Cousin. I think. Italian looking?

 

[dugrene]

Cousin. I think. Italian looking?

Yeah pretty sure it's her. like I said nice girl.
Pitty about the K.
Don't tell her pls. I don't want hurt her feelings.
She is a very good hair cutter.

 

[basashi]

Now that is a thread that shuddered to an embarrassing stop!

Classic

 

[Righteo]

"I am a single mum to my amazing son FALLYN STAR"

Poor kid doesn't stand chance.

Ok so I'm pretty late on this but surely this isn't a real person? Fatism? Please tell me this is a hoax.

 

[Nickos66]

That story.. Just gave me cancer.

 

[Schauermann]

Jimi Blue is pretty bad...

 

[Freosiren]

Overheard a customer calling her kid "Nitro" . God help us.

Also knew people who called their son "Blade". Don't these people think what these kids have to deal with when they go to school?