Bailey Smith and the Imminent Baldness

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Aug 25, 2005
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What is everyone's thoughts about how Bailey Smith will tackle his baldness?


It's always a tough call for most men that are cursed with Baldness. Do you shave it off? Or comb it over and and hope no one will notice?

But even if they do comb it over and live in denial - deep down they know that it's only a matter of time.... they're just delaying the inevitable.

But for a dude like Smith that made his trademark flowing locks such a key part of his 'brand', the decision becomes a significant one!!


So listeners....what will he do?? And when when will he call it?

This is when young footballers need good friends who can tell them how it is. Give them the cold hard truth.

"Bailey, mate, it's creeping back badly. You don't have long left mate, and there's frankly nothing worse than the bald man living in denial and persevering with the mullet. Come on man, it's time..shave it bro."

Does Smith have this type of friend in his corner? Time will tell.
 
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He could get a hair transplant in the off season

Balding is optional if you have enough money look at Matthew McConaughay going stage 5 baldness by his late 20s now he's like 50 with thick juicy hair
 

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Wow, who would have thought, that finally, we've run out of things to talk about on Bigfooty, and we've resorted to this...
 
Bailey Smith and the Imminent Baldness.

Sounds like a great name for a rock band.
 
What is everyone's thoughts about how Bailey Smith will tackle his baldness?


It's always a tough call for most men that are cursed with Baldness. Do you shave it off? Or comb it over and and hope no one will notice?

But even if they do comb it over and live in denial - deep down they know that it's only a matter of time.... they're just delaying the inevitable.

But for a dude like Smith that made his trademark flowing locks such a key part of his 'brand', the decision becomes a significant one!!


So listeners....what will he do?? And when when will he call it?

This is when young footballers need good friends who can tell them how it is. Give them the cold hard truth.

"Bailey, mate, it's creeping back badly. You don't have long left mate, and there's frankly nothing worse than the bald man living in denial and persevering with the mullet. Come on man, it's time..shave it bro."

Does Smith have this type of friend in his corner? Time will tell.
Powder is his friend.
It tells him anything is possible.
It whispers to him "youre a sex machine BS, youre simply magnificent. Have a dip".
 
Bailey Smith and the Imminent Baldness.

Sounds like a great name for a rock band.
I remember the band Buster Hymen and the Penetrators

Is Smiff receding? Better tune into the Dogs and their umpire mates some time to check it out LOL Gary Ablett Snr style
 
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Hope he uses fake tan lotion.
Looking like steele sidebottom with a white half egg is terrible
 

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Just take the pill. Although, I suspect the possible side effects may impact his daily routine a little more than mine. The man is a handsome lad, with beautiful hair. We shouldn't be so quick to just shave it off without consulting all possible scientific remedies.

The game will lose something if we have a 27 year old Baily Smith running around with no hair. Come on people, dream a little and think big.
 
Wow, who would have thought, that finally, we've run out of things to talk about on Bigfooty, and we've resorted to this...
Which AFL players would make the best boy band? I'll never forget the day Andy Maher and Bob Murphy had that as a talk back topic on SEN.
 

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