Attention!! Fellow non-Essendon supporters. Ride with the Pies!

[Yidaki]

I ask of you for one simple thing this coming Saturday afternoon:

Will you ride with us and help us defeat the evil Saruhird and his Essenjectors?

Fig. 1 - The united army front marching towards Saruhirds gates.
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Fig 2: Portrait of Saruhird after his trip to France.
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I ask of you all to drop your colours for this once and stand side by side by side with Collingwood on Saturday afternoon. Let us unite as one so that we can remind Essenjection of their cheating ways and that they will never be forgotten. Draw your swords, crossbows, and asterisks! Together, let us ride into the battlefield and defeat them and bring down the Saruhird once and for all!

Boo every ball that is grabbed by them. Boo Saruhird when he steps foot onto the sacred turf. Boo their sashy guernsey. Boo Jabber Jobe. Boo everything Essenjection related.

For this Saturday will be a mighty day. Paint yourselves in black and white for this one day and ride with us! Let it be known to them that together we are united for the right reasons, and ultimately for justice.

Ride with us my fellow non-Essendon supporters! Ride with us on Saturday!!! Side by side by side!

Down with the self-titled Prince himself, Saruhird! Boooo!

#ridewiththepies

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[Lord_Flashheart]

nah, **** that

 

[Kavliaris69]

With Pies all the way this week Yidaki. Just for this week a truce.

 

[Jade's_]

How about i just honor the ANZACs and your two sack of shit irrelevant teams can do as you please. Haven't watched an Essendon game to date and have no desire to watch this snorefest either

 

[Haduken]

How about i just honor the ANZACs and your two sack of shit irrelevant teams can do as you please. Haven't watched an Essendon game to date and have no desire to watch this snorefest either

Will this be the game you can actually hear the booing? Because so far the Hawks and Blues fans promised to storm us with their righteous fury and instead manage some overcast conditions at best.

Oh and they lost as well. Bring on the Pies next

 

[Jesse Custer]

heck me dead, some of you blokes need a life i reckon.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Na, Shawt said lol norf once or twice, so now, l just hope for a draw.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Pies flogs having to resort to begging for the support of the great unwashed.
Isn't it wonderful

 

[Ronnie Baby]

What, and have my wallet stolen?

No thanks.

 

[Jade's_]

Will this be the game you can actually hear the booing? Because so far the Hawks and Blues fans promised to storm us with their righteous fury and instead manage some overcast conditions at best.

Oh and they lost as well. Bring on the Pies next

Wouldn't have a clue...as said i wont be watching

 

[DapperJong]

Wouldn't have a clue...as said i wont be watching

Are you nervous about playing Melbourne?

 

[Collingwoodity]

How about i just honor the ANZACs and your two sack of shit irrelevant teams can do as you please. Haven't watched an Essendon game to date and have no desire to watch this snorefest either

You give Richmond a worse name than Jake King and his "associates".

 

[Jade's_]

Are you nervous about playing Melbourne?

Na Melbourne are gonna Melbourne...If we win by less than 50 points i will be disappointed

 

[Jade's_]

You give Richmond a worse name than Jake King and his "associates".

Who are you?

 

[DapperJong]

Na Melbourne are gonna Melbourne...If we win by less than 50 points i will be disappointed

Are you sure Richmond won't Richmond? I mean they are also pretty shit.

 

[Jade's_]

Are you sure Richmond won't Richmond? I mean they are also pretty shit.

Still manage to account for your mob on the regular

 

[Collingwoodity]

Who are you?

My name is Apostrophe's.

 

[DapperJong]

Still manage to account for your mob on the regular

Wish you played us in 2013 eh?

 

[STP18]

Bombers by 57 points.

 

[royals1922]

Either result I win....

 

[Lord Rod]

Go Bombers..!

 

[Les Norton]

As long as Didak's not in the car

 

[Jade's_]

Wish you played us in 2013 eh?

Given we gave you a 10 goal touch up the week before finals and your appauling record in September i imagine it would have been a vastly different result

 

[Jobe Watson]

Sad thread.

Guess the ASADA supporters need somewhere to go though considering their hero Brent McDennis turned out to be a squibbing dud who fled from Essendon with his leg between his legs.

 

[Shawt]

I don't care if you go for us, go for them or still hate both of us.

You can all get ****ed