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Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 7: Ophidian Old Boys vs Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval

What will stop the Old Boys first?


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The rampaging Old Boys have gone from bottom three and winless to notching up two victories on the trot, and their percentage looked at Tigerturbulance and said “I’ll have what he’s having” and it blew up to over 108. They are still on the precipice though with the Furies and Bombers both able to leapfrog them if results go against them, while their direct opponents the Swamprats are technically only percentage outside their eighth spot as well.

The Swamprats have only had the one win, and we’re not going to talk about it because it’s my match threads and it was way back in Round 2. Since defeating the reigning premiers, the Swampies have dropped the rest and with a bye in there too, are now 1-4 for the year. Thankfully they have a 50 per cent chance of winning each time they go out, so form is quite literally temporary.

Mobbs Medallist * cue RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME video * damicky is setting the pace for his side, while jackster83 and Samcro24 are both posting strongly among five players with 25 or more PPG. They aren’t so crash hot on the field though, with a 49-point loss to the Demons the most recent defeat in a string of losses. Tarasque36 played pretty well, while they also had a couple of statless performances.

The Old Boys broke the “OY” curse - where all three 0-3 sides to start the year had that combination of letters - and are now up and about. Like the Bombers, the Old Boys are one of the most dominant posting teams in the comp, with recognisable players across every line. Pugsley is averaging around 225 PPG which at this point he might as well be a co-owner of the site, while Elton Johns Wig and philreich are always active.

The way the Old Boys are going right now the only thing that can stop them is a team selection points violation. But fortunately they don’t have any of those in recent memory. It seems like they’ll be there around the pointy end, and with the second best cat in this thread in Bonz looking to make amends for a quiet game last week, I’m tipping the Old Boys by like 14 points.
 

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LEVEL THREE — BRONZE: SIN CITY SWAMPRATS

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LEVEL THREE — BRONZE: SIN CITY SWAMPRATS

Welcome to Spotswood Swamprats, the league’s undisputed masters of posting occasionally and vanishing frequently. Your Bronze status reflects your proud tradition of doing the bare minimum.

ENTRY RULES FOR BRONZE TEAMS

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Metal Detector Check
- Remove all metal items, loose change, jewellery, and any trace of meaningful contribution.

Second Beep Protocol - If it goes off again, you’ll be treated to a full strip search conducted by staff trained to look deeply unimpressed.

Cavity Inspection - Non‑negotiable. Bronze teams don’t get choices except damicky because volunteering for them every time excludes you from getting them.


I'll give damicky his customary welcome


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I hope a few rats turn up, I made a packet last season betting on Pugsley in the rat pit

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LEVEL THREE — BRONZE: SIN CITY SWAMPRATS

Welcome to Spotswood Swamprats, the league’s undisputed masters of posting occasionally and vanishing frequently. Your Bronze status reflects your proud tradition of doing the bare minimum.

ENTRY RULES FOR BRONZE TEAMS

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Metal Detector Check
- Remove all metal items, loose change, jewellery, and any trace of meaningful contribution.

Second Beep Protocol - If it goes off again, you’ll be treated to a full strip search conducted by staff trained to look deeply unimpressed.

Cavity Inspection - Non‑negotiable. Bronze teams don’t get choices except damicky because volunteering for them every time excludes you from getting them.

Why the f@(& are we Bronze?

I demand an Upgrade
 
She looks angry. Angry females scare me especially when holding handbags or a glass of drink.
When the missus addresses me by my full name, I know I'm in trouble.
 
Why the f@(& are we Bronze?

I demand an Upgrade
Why are the Swampies Bronze?

Mainly because you are an annoying campaigner with all of the self awareness of a pile of lawn clippings.

Demand all you like sweetcheeks, it will fall on deaf ears.
 
When the missus addresses me by my full name, I know I'm in trouble.


My older son has always been called by his nickname, the initials of his first and middle name.

I greeted him last Sunday night by saying his full name.

The poor lad looked startled and says Dad why did you greet me like that am I in trouble? 🤣🤣
 
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Why are the Swampies Bronze?

Mainly because you are an annoying campaigner with all of the self awareness of a pile of lawn clippings.

Demand all you like sweetcheeks, it will fall on deaf ears.

I wish you would disappear again, Flog
 

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