Official Match Thread S32 Round 8 - Coney Island Warriors vs West Coast Wonders at Van Cortlandt Park

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Here's the situation. It's Season 40, expansion never got off the ground, and our glorious overlord PMBangers has overseen 4 consecutive seasons of decline in interest in the league. Kids in Sweet are more interested in learning and social interaction than playing qooty, and the older folk have grown disillusioned after 9 consecutive flags from the Demons. After a massive debate largely fueled by U2tigers' confusion, Bangers has made the monumental decision to cut the league in half, by merging each of the 12 teams with another, to give us a streamlined, 6 team Sweet FA.

Fate has had it that the Coney Island Warriors and the West Coast Wonders will be merged. The newest club in the league with one of the foundation clubs, a blend of the old and the new, of shitposting excellence and stoic determination. After consulting all the key stakeholders, the Warriors and Wonders were merged to create the Southside Shitgibbons.

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Fast Facts
Captain: TheInjuryFactory
Leadership Group: Tonga Bob, Mozzie19, jezzajay
Guernsey: Poo brown with a big yellow banana
Home Ground: The Jungle (formerly the Colosseum)

Concept
The Southside Shitgibbons continues the rich cardinal direction history of the West Coast Wonders and become the first team since the Southern Dragons to take up the southern mantle in the league. The Warriors, based in the Docklands area to the south of the city, were the obvious choice for the merge along with the fact their eternal skipper, TheInjuryFactory, came up with the Shitgibbons concept originally.

The Shitgibbons will be one of the proudest and most vocal teams in the new look Sweet FA, with a rich history of shitposting and sh*t posting alike from the Warriors and Wonders respectively. With an identity everyone can get around, expect them to be a driving force in the future of the league.

Key Players
Tonga Bob looms as a key contributor to this side with his excellent wing play, ably assisted by the likes of harry000, who is still yet to post in 8 seasons. The corpse of Frankston Rover also runs around in the poo brown and beige whilst from the Wonders, ClarkeM continues to bring his scintillating best to 2-3 ClarkeMedia threads a season. After unsuccessfully lobbying for the Serpents to join once again, haydo will be a key mover off the bench for the Shitgibbons while jezzajay - touted as the next admin - takes up his position as ruck rover after winning the S39 Mobbs Medal.
 

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Here's the situation. It's Season 40, expansion never got off the ground, and our glorious overlord PMBangers has overseen 4 consecutive seasons of decline in interest in the league. Kids in Sweet are more interested in learning and social interaction than playing qooty, and the older folk have grown disillusioned after 9 consecutive flags from the Demons. After a massive debate largely fueled by U2tigers' confusion, Bangers has made the monumental decision to cut the league in half, by merging each of the 12 teams with another, to give us a streamlined, 6 team Sweet FA.

Fate has had it that the Coney Island Warriors and the West Coast Wonders will be merged. The newest club in the league with one of the foundation clubs, a blend of the old and the new, of shitposting excellence and stoic determination. After consulting all the key stakeholders, the Warriors and Wonders were merged to create the Southside Shitgibbons.


Fast Facts
Captain: TheInjuryFactory
Leadership Group: Tonga Bob, Mozzie19, jezzajay
Guernsey: Poo brown with a big yellow banana
Home Ground: The Jungle (formerly the Colosseum)

Concept
The Southside Shitgibbons continues the rich cardinal direction history of the West Coast Wonders and become the first team since the Southern Dragons to take up the southern mantle in the league. The Warriors, based in the Docklands area to the south of the city, were the obvious choice for the merge along with the fact their eternal skipper, TheInjuryFactory, came up with the Shitgibbons concept originally.

The Shitgibbons will be one of the proudest and most vocal teams in the new look Sweet FA, with a rich history of shitposting and sh*t posting alike from the Warriors and Wonders respectively. With an identity everyone can get around, expect them to be a driving force in the future of the league.

Key Players
Tonga Bob looms as a key contributor to this side with his excellent wing play, ably assisted by the likes of harry000, who is still yet to post in 8 seasons. The corpse of Frankston Rover also runs around in the poo brown and beige whilst from the Wonders, ClarkeM continues to bring his scintillating best to 2-3 ClarkeMedia threads a season. After unsuccessfully lobbying for the Serpents to join once again, haydo will be a key mover off the bench for the Shitgibbons while jezzajay - touted as the next admin - takes up his position as ruck rover after winning the S39 Mobbs Medal.
So what you're saying is sometime between now and season 40 I leave Coney Island. :think:
 
Here's the situation. It's Season 40, expansion never got off the ground, and our glorious overlord PMBangers has overseen 4 consecutive seasons of decline in interest in the league. Kids in Sweet are more interested in learning and social interaction than playing qooty, and the older folk have grown disillusioned after 9 consecutive flags from the Demons. After a massive debate largely fueled by U2tigers' confusion, Bangers has made the monumental decision to cut the league in half, by merging each of the 12 teams with another, to give us a streamlined, 6 team Sweet FA.

Fate has had it that the Coney Island Warriors and the West Coast Wonders will be merged. The newest club in the league with one of the foundation clubs, a blend of the old and the new, of shitposting excellence and stoic determination. After consulting all the key stakeholders, the Warriors and Wonders were merged to create the Southside Shitgibbons.


Fast Facts
Captain: TheInjuryFactory
Leadership Group: Tonga Bob, Mozzie19, jezzajay
Guernsey: Poo brown with a big yellow banana
Home Ground: The Jungle (formerly the Colosseum)

Concept
The Southside Shitgibbons continues the rich cardinal direction history of the West Coast Wonders and become the first team since the Southern Dragons to take up the southern mantle in the league. The Warriors, based in the Docklands area to the south of the city, were the obvious choice for the merge along with the fact their eternal skipper, TheInjuryFactory, came up with the Shitgibbons concept originally.

The Shitgibbons will be one of the proudest and most vocal teams in the new look Sweet FA, with a rich history of shitposting and sh*t posting alike from the Warriors and Wonders respectively. With an identity everyone can get around, expect them to be a driving force in the future of the league.

Key Players
Tonga Bob looms as a key contributor to this side with his excellent wing play, ably assisted by the likes of harry000, who is still yet to post in 8 seasons. The corpse of Frankston Rover also runs around in the poo brown and beige whilst from the Wonders, ClarkeM continues to bring his scintillating best to 2-3 ClarkeMedia threads a season. After unsuccessfully lobbying for the Serpents to join once again, haydo will be a key mover off the bench for the Shitgibbons while jezzajay - touted as the next admin - takes up his position as ruck rover after winning the S39 Mobbs Medal.
CARNA 'GIBBONS!!!

Gives new meaning to the term 'shitposting' aye?

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Sab22 how have you never left the Wonders after 7 seasons of me asking you to play on the same team as me
 
I’m starting to think you don’t like me or something
 

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