Official Match Thread S32 Round 1: Coney Island Warriors vs Mount Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park

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Buy or Sell with GREENESHOOTS, where each teams off season will be reviewed and the teams given a buy or sell rating based on their performance.

Coney Island Warriors:

The Warriors did not mess around after their preliminary final exit last season, with Dav's Beez ambitions flowing through his veins, he emulated teammate NaturalDisaster by failing to finish any of his ambitious media threads. Although it hurt to lose their only Test Tickle, they were able to add significantly to their list, with renowned bottom 50 poster Mofra sure to be a hit and another Freo mod joins the team. The Warriors certainly had one of the best-off seasons in the league and boast an even deeper playing roster for the upcoming season.

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Mount Buller Demons:

After winning last season’s Grand Final, much to the relief of the SFA, the Demons have begun Season 32 by adding former captain and former 2-time TittyBong Cup champion cats2rise to their playing list, as well as several exciting rookies who will seek to rejuvenate their list and prevent a premiership hangover. Headless has earnt a promotion to the vice captaincy and has begun the season 32 off season brilliantly and is an early favourite for the Beez. The Demons have a strong team and one of the deepest lists again in Season 32.

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Thanks to tony for the giffage

Captains please put your teams in before the Deadline on Thursday

 

[Callums_Guns]

Thanks GREENESHOOTS for opening the season and good luck to you and your team

Malo e lelei Popi, ʻamanaki pe ʻoku ke maʻu mo e kau tau ha faʻahitaʻu fakaʻofoʻofa pea maʻu ha uike lelei mo kimautolu





Well the party had to come to an end eventually I guess, so before we depart for cooney island grab your kit, get a stick up your nose and report for duty

Oddhawk Proper Gander sausageroll jmoo wan sante _Cayz_ moginie
DemonJim Yakker Tarkyn_24 manangatang Quivorir cooney fancyscum Van_Dyke
lanky_wes Headless DERO Toump Ass pantskyle Heardy_101 Azarole ImissFrosty
Bluelegs Pickitt cats2rise​

 

[Quivorir]

Premiership player Quivorir reporting for duty.

 

[Headless]

And so our back-to-back premiership defence begins.

 

[Dav]

Pretty ******* early for a Round 1 match thread.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

 

[Van_Dyke]

time for yet another flag.

 

[The Half Back]

Oooooh yessss, it feels like only yesterday that we faced off in a Preliminary final.

Have you guys finished partying yet??

 

[Headless]

Oooooh yessss, it feels like only yesterday that we faced off in a Preliminary final.

Have you guys finished partying yet??

It's always a party at Mount Buller mate.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Time for some prelim revenge.

 

[Headless]

ImissFrosty, Bluelegs, Pickitt - Round 1 is here! We're up against the Coney Island Warriors. The game will be posted on Sunday, but this thread is for the best part of the week - all the pre-match banter!

We beat the Warriors in the preliminary final last season, so we have a bit of a leg-up already.

 

[Callums_Guns]

ImissFrosty, Bluelegs, Pickitt - Round 1 is here! We're up against the Coney Island Warriors. The game will be posted on Sunday, but this thread is for the best part of the week - all the pre-match banter!

We beat the Warriors in the preliminary final last season, so we have a bit of a leg-up already.

This season "On the couch with Guns" will return and I will interview the rookies to start the season

This weeks rookie sitting on the couch will be Bluelegs

 

[Callums_Guns]

Time for some prelim revenge.

Might want to schedule the revenge result for our next match so you have enough time to re-sim the result that your after

 

[toxic]

Time send the Mt Buller Muppets back into lockdown

 

[ImissFrosty]

ImissFrosty, Bluelegs, Pickitt - Round 1 is here! We're up against the Coney Island Warriors. The game will be posted on Sunday, but this thread is for the best part of the week - all the pre-match banter!

We beat the Warriors in the preliminary final last season, so we have a bit of a leg-up already.

so we should win easy then. should be a good little hitout for us rookies, get a few touches against weaker opposition before we take on some better teams.

 

[Proper Gander]

What? This is happening now?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Might want to schedule the revenge result for our next match so you have enough time to re-sim the result that your after

If I was going to rig the result, it would have been done then, not now

 

[Headless]

If I was going to rig the result, it would have been done then, not now

What position will you be playing this season, Natural?

I NEED to know. For science.

 

[Callums_Guns]

If I was going to rig the result, it would have been done then, not now

Maybe you were doing something nice for pantskyle but really you didn't want to make it to obvious Warriors in the GF 1st season that you are in charge, so in saying that congratulations on your ALL-SFA and S32 Premiership

 

[Dav]

Am I unpatriotic for putting $50 on Ledecky to win this because I know her odds are inflated by Aussies backing Titmus?

 

[Headless]

so we should win easy then. should be a good little hitout for us rookies, get a few touches against weaker opposition before we take on some better teams.

EXACTLY. I wonder if we should even manage a few players to freshen up and all that.

 

[Dav]

I deserve this.

 

[Headless]

Am I unpatriotic for putting $50 on Ledecky to win this because I know her odds are inflated by Aussies backing Titmus?

Is Ledecky a new recruit for the Warriors mate?

 

[Callums_Guns]

EXACTLY. I wonder if we should even manage a few players to freshen up and all that.

cooney we will just put managed even though you can't kick goals

 

[Proper Gander]

What position will you be playing this season, Natural?

I NEED to know. For science.

I need his organs for science. We need to know more about what makes a NaturalDisaster