Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 16 - Sin City Swamprats vs. Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

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Aug 17, 2009
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500 years ago, Mobbs was banished to the Earth realm. With the aid of a SIM, he was to unbalance BigFooty and doom the servers to a chaotic existence.

The SIM’s new plan is to lure its enemies to compete in the land of Sweet, where they will meet certain virtual death.

Come and join us as we see which team of fighters best executes its divine right and emerges victorious (to stave off death for another week).

In this stadium, we see a BATTLE FOR THE AGES between…

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The Swamprats flew back in their cages from Turkey feeling refreshed, after gnawing mercilessly on the toes of the Hawks. A win this week may just stitch up a minor premiership – and we all know what that means!

The Warriors, meanwhile, stepped over the quickly rotting corpse of the Season 28 Roys, delivering a brutal 8-goal last quarter. Finals remains the primary goal at this point, but do they have what it takes to cure the plague?

FIGHTERS TO WATCH [and special move]:

GotTheGoodes [Peeping Tomahawk: Down, Up, Down, Up, Low Kick] – our lurking friend managed 26 possessions, 5 marks and 1 goal against the Hawks; is he ready to jump out of a closet and surprise The Warriors?

philreich [Badjoke Toxin: Back, Forward, Down, High Kick] – a rather quiet game from Phil in Round 15, but we all know he’s got a quiver of evil jokes ready to fire.

comewhatmay [Brunchslam: While away, hold Block, and press Up, Up, High Punch] – this acid-tongued Warrior has sass and brunchiness for days – will she punish the Rats?

pantskyle [Pantspin: Get close, press Back, Forward, Down, Forward, Low Punch] – the man, the myth, the legend. This pant-wearing mofo managed 22 touches and a goal in Round 15 and he has a special love for his ongoing awards media piece – OR DOES HE?

Who will reign supreme? Who will meet their fate?


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Whatever happens, remember to FINISH HIM! (and to submit your team sheets before midnight AEDT Thursday).

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Is that the reason he’s so much funnier and more insightful than you? I’d always wondered.

We both know you don't really feel this way.
 

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