Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 5: Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[BRAB]

vs

Morganashlee is a player to watch after doing something I can’t be arsed copy pasting from the song contest thread.

Envision failing a campaign for admin AGAIN and then losing the captaincy to the corpse of Wooshette. That’s the reality for Frankston Rover.

Imagine owning Solar Panels.

Imagine recruiting well, putting together a great list, reviving a once dead club and having to share the captaincy with the league’s biggest sycophant who has done nothing to help the club. Condolences Golly.

Enjoy the rest of the match preview.

The wet blankets of the league collide in a clash sure to entertain absolutely nobody

Wait Nahnah.

Potentially the match thread of the week, with the sum total of posting quality between these two teams being second to none, I am sure to enjoy this thread as a neutral third party.

Nahnah.


Enjoy this brief interlude for a Shakira classic.

Ladies up in here tonight

No fighting

We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)

No fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man wants to speak Spanish

Como se llama (si)

Bonita (si)

Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa

Oh baby when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise (si) and keep on (si)

Reading the signs of my body (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

And I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving

And it's driving me crazy

And I didn't have the slightest idea

Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor

Nobody cannot ignore

The way you move your body, girl (just move)

And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it

So you can keep on shaking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man wants to speak Spanish

Como se llama (si)

Bonita (si)

Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa

Oh baby when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise (si) and keep on (si)

Reading the signs of my body (no fighting)

And I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie (no fighting)

And I am starting to feel you boy

Come on lets go, real slow

Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

I know I am on tonight

My hips don't lie and I am starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see baby, this is perfection (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh boy, I can see your body moving

Half animal, half man

I don't, don't really know what I'm doing

But you seem to have a plan

My will and self restraint

Have come to fail now, fail now

See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know

That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche

Baila en la calle de día

Baila en la calle de noche

Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man wants to speak Spanish

Como se llama (si)

Bonita (si)

Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa

Oh baby when you talk like that

You know you got me hypnotized

So be wise and keep on

Reading the signs of my body

Señorita,

Feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!

En Barranquilla se baila así

Yeah, she's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee

Like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country

I go back like when Pac carried crates

For Humpty Humpty we need a whole club dizzy

Why the CIA wanna watch us? Colombians and Haitians

I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction

No more do we snatch ropes

Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats (no fighting)

I'm on tonight

My hips don't lie and I am starting to feel you boy

Come on lets go, real slow

Baby like this is perfecto (no fighting)

Oh, you know I am on tonight

My hips don't lie and I am starting to feel it's right

The attraction

The tension

Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting

No fighting


Form doesn’t matter 4 weeks into the comp, literally anything can happen. This match could literally define the rest of the season and I literally can’t get any more excited. Literally the best possible game I could imagine. How can it get any better than this?

Ones to watch: Too many literally cannot decide literally.

Pleasehaveteamsheetsinsoon

 

[Percel]

Hi BRAB, will you marry me?

#perfecto

 

[ChappyUK]

Hi BRAB, will you marry me?

#perfecto

What a co-incidence. I was about to tell BRAB to EAD.

 

[BRAB]

What a co-incidence. I was about to tell BRAB to EAD.

Tickets please.

 

[Percel]

What a co-incidence. I was about to tell BRAB to EAD.

can we chow down and marry?

Im simple

 

[ChappyUK]

Tickets please.

I did wonder what your job was.

 

[BRAB]

I did wonder what your job was.

Please don't chat back mate. Public transport ain't cheap.

 

[ChappyUK]

Please don't chat back mate. Public transport ain't cheap.

It is when it's free.

 

[Wosh]

I did wonder what your job was.

Morning Chaps, can you please poke my eyes out with a burning stick?

 

[ChappyUK]

Morning Chaps, can you please poke my eyes out with a burning stick?

I wouldnt do that to you. BRAB on the other hand.

 

[BRAB]

I wouldnt do that to you. BRAB on the other hand.

You'd have to catch me big boy. I've just driven upstate.

 

[ChappyUK]

You'd have to catch me big boy. I've just driven upstate.

Always pegged you as a coward.

 

[BRAB]

Always pegged you as a coward.

Always pegged you as a guy that could follow me independently in a motor vehicle. The more you know.

 

[ChappyUK]

Always pegged you as a guy that could follow me independently in a motor vehicle. The more you know.

You seem to be trying to get at something. Or do you just have some weird car fetish.

 

[StFly]

Querying Brabs priorities when he focus on lyrics and not apparently Shakira as a 20 something.

 

[ChappyUK]

Querying Brabs priorities when he focus on lyrics and not apparently Shakira as a 20 something.

Eventhough he just cut and paste I'm sure he thought more words would make him look less like a heck up.

 

[StFly]

Eventhough he just cut and paste I'm sure he thought more words would make him look less like a **** up.

I dunno how not understanding a European nation makes him look less like an asterix, all he needs is an obelisk to go full bono.

 

[Morganashlee]

Wow BRAB, you really are a walking heck up,

Well done

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Time to see if we can carry on this hot form as we fetch ourselves some quality ice cream.

 

[BLERN]

Morning Chaps, can you please poke my eyes out with a burning stick?

Agreed. Wtf was that

 

[Wosh]

Agreed. Wtf was that

That my dear, is the reason God has abandoned the human race.

 

[BLERN]

That my dear, is the reason God has abandoned the human race.

I feel like that literally fried my brain. Literally!

 

[DapperJong]

vs

Morganashlee is a player to watch after doing something I can’t be arsed copy pasting from the song contest thread.

Envision failing a campaign for admin AGAIN and then losing the captaincy to the corpse of Wooshette. That’s the reality for Frankston Rover.

Imagine owning Solar Panels.

Imagine recruiting well, putting together a great list, reviving a once dead club and having to share the captaincy with the league’s biggest sycophant who has done nothing to help the club. Condolences Golly.

Enjoy the rest of the match preview.

The wet blankets of the league collide in a clash sure to entertain absolutely nobody

Wait Nahnah.

Potentially the match thread of the week, with the sum total of posting quality between these two teams being second to none, I am sure to enjoy this thread as a neutral third party.

Nahnah.


Enjoy this brief interlude for a Shakira classic.

Ladies up in here tonight

No fighting

We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)

No fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man wants to speak Spanish

Como se llama (si)

Bonita (si)

Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa

Oh baby when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise (si) and keep on (si)

Reading the signs of my body (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

And I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving

And it's driving me crazy

And I didn't have the slightest idea

Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor

Nobody cannot ignore

The way you move your body, girl (just move)

And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it

So you can keep on shaking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man wants to speak Spanish

Como se llama (si)

Bonita (si)

Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa

Oh baby when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise (si) and keep on (si)

Reading the signs of my body (no fighting)

And I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie (no fighting)

And I am starting to feel you boy

Come on lets go, real slow

Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

I know I am on tonight

My hips don't lie and I am starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see baby, this is perfection (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh boy, I can see your body moving

Half animal, half man

I don't, don't really know what I'm doing

But you seem to have a plan

My will and self restraint

Have come to fail now, fail now

See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know

That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche

Baila en la calle de día

Baila en la calle de noche

Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man wants to speak Spanish

Como se llama (si)

Bonita (si)

Mi casa (Shakira Shakira), su casa

Oh baby when you talk like that

You know you got me hypnotized

So be wise and keep on

Reading the signs of my body

Señorita,

Feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!

En Barranquilla se baila así

Yeah, she's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee

Like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country

I go back like when Pac carried crates

For Humpty Humpty we need a whole club dizzy

Why the CIA wanna watch us? Colombians and Haitians

I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction

No more do we snatch ropes

Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats (no fighting)

I'm on tonight

My hips don't lie and I am starting to feel you boy

Come on lets go, real slow

Baby like this is perfecto (no fighting)

Oh, you know I am on tonight

My hips don't lie and I am starting to feel it's right

The attraction

The tension

Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting

No fighting


Form doesn’t matter 4 weeks into the comp, literally anything can happen. This match could literally define the rest of the season and I literally can’t get any more excited. Literally the best possible game I could imagine. How can it get any better than this?

Ones to watch: Too many literally cannot decide literally.

Pleasehaveteamsheetsinsoon

SM can't see this because he has you on ignore because you upset him big mean poo head

 

[Wosh]

Looking forward to seeing all the Gumbies rookies that Golumless worked so hard to recruit.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

SM can't see this because he has you on ignore because you upset him big mean poo head

Crikey! You're back for the Warriors! Good to see. And rocking the quad 4s as well (guernsey number) good to see!