Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 3: Las Vegas Bears vs Coney Island Warriors at The Stadium in the Sky

[Golumless]

If there has been one thing this round has been showing me, it is there is no god, and this match up is unfortunately the perfect example of that.

So super phoned in. Bears are in 9th, having lost both games. Warriors are in 6th having won one game.

Bears are 10th in offense, and 9th in defense. Warriors are the best offensive side and also have the 5th best defense.

Players to watch:

Bears:
DrGero

Warriors:
...

Tip:
Bears by 9

Remember teamsheets etc.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I’m the player to watch
Yep we’re ****ed yet again.

 

[Golumless]

I’m the player to watch
Yep we’re ****** yet again.

You were the only bear I remembered.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You were the only bear I remembered.

Wow! Says it all about how much Josh has spoken up in committee

 

[Moo]

We're the most offensive side in the league ....yeah well heck you all.

 

[KohPhi]

Hey Cloud_ after reading Dawn to Dark and Golumless's OP's the past 2 games, I will get my monkey's left nut to write up a Round this season.

 

[DapperJong]

What a s**t OP Golumless

 

[Wosh]

We're the most offensive side in the league ....yeah well **** you all.

We’ve certainly offended the OP in a soft pink spot.

 

[Frankston Rover]

You make Dawn to Dark's effort last week look like Chaucer, Golumless.

Absolute shithouse OP.

Looking forward to this one. Hopefully the Bears players aren't as scared of us as the Royals players were.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Why do I feel like I’m on a plane with Wooshette avatar resembling a stewardess pointing to the exits...

 

[BLERN]

Congratulations bears.

You finally get to meet me. Likely to be your only highlight this week.

 

[candiehappy]

another game without opposition, more challenge in our practice matches

 

[RedVest4]

Hello Bears, I am well, how are you?

I am Vesty... But you already know that.

 

[Golumless]

Your like meant the world to me RedVest4

 

[RedVest4]

Hello Bears, I am well, how are you?

I am Vesty... But you already know that.

Great, we’re playing another inactive team...

 

[Smoooothy]

I've seen gold coast players that were less s**t than that OP

also, morning sports fans

 

[candiehappy]

Great, we’re playing another inactive team...

Michael Hutchence has more of a pulse that the bears

 

[Wosh]

Hey Cloud_ after reading Dawn to Dark and Golumless's OP's the past 2 games, I will get my monkey's left nut to write up a Round this season.

Can your monkeys left nut write us a proper one for this thread? Tell him we’d appreciate it.

 

[Wosh]

Why do I feel like I’m on a plane with Wooshette avatar resembling a stewardess pointing to the exits...

Its an ode to the days of the Bay finger selfie, oogac made it.
I’ll put my **** down to the knees one back on later.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

there is no god

Please.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

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Great, we’re playing another inactive team...

Michael Hutchence has more of a pulse that the bears

You see this is why you’re the unsuccessful expansion team, the laughing stock you could say.
Absolutely no clue about pacing. No wonder you’re s**t in finals, you’ve blown your load in the first month

 

[Tommycash]

Please.

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All hail! ALL HAIL!

 

[RookiePick]

These campaigners have obviously never heard of hibernation.

This is what happens when the yoof no longer sit on the couch smoking bucket bongs and watching national geographic.

#thingswerebetterinmyday

 

[DapperDon]

What a s**t OP Golumless

Battle of the Dappers!!

 

[DapperDon]

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Great, we’re playing another inactive team...

I was aiming to get here earlier but i was busy chasing my tumbleweed.

I have arrived now so chill your vest