Official Match Thread Season 22 - Round Three - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium (MOTR)

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The MOTR this week is an exciting one where we will find out if the Bears can keep their streak going, or if the Swampies will overrun them. Both teams are coming off exciting wins last week, so definitely tune in for this match of the round.

I'll edit in the stats and the like probably tomorrow afternoon. It's been a big weekend and I have work tomorrow.

Captains please have your team sheets in by 11:59 PM Melbourne time on Thursday the 11th of August with everything correct.

Have a photo of a smiling otter.

 

[Noobz0r]

I just had a look at your team thread and I don't know many of you at all.

I mean, I know brahj but he still hasn't returned the lawnmower I lent him so he can eat a bag.

 

[kane249]

I just had a look at your team thread and I don't know many of you at all.

I mean, I know brahj but he still hasn't returned the lawnmower I lent him so he can eat a bag.

Lent him? brahj you've had his lawnmower since before Easter?

 

[Noobz0r]

Lent him? brahj you've had his lawnmower since before Easter?

Maybe you should give up tenuous links to poor jokes next Lent.

 

[Ant Bear]

MOTR, baby! Two top 4 teams HTH

 

[Dingster]

Hey Swampies. Congrats on being victim number 3.

 

[Butler]

It's still Monday.. This thread has come prematurely. I also come prematurely. I like this thread already.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I'm just sitting here waiting for the gif extraordinaire NSWCROW ooh this could be a fun week...

 

[miggs]

It's still Monday.. This thread has come prematurely. I also come prematurely. I like this thread already.

Do you only come prematurely on mondays though?

 

[Ant Bear]

I'm just sitting here waiting for the gif extraordinaire NSWCROW ooh this could be a fun week...

I'm pretty sure he hasn't caught up on last night's result yet...

Gray Day is the man to go to for gifs nowadays

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I'm pretty sure he hasn't caught up on last night's result yet...

Gray Day is the man to go to for gifs nowadays

Amstaff or Marto?

 

[Ant Bear]

Amstaff or Marto?

Formerly the latter

 

[Millky95]

Matera92

Both haven't lost as captain
Both have had 100% team sheets
One of us will lose this claim this week

Have a beer, good sir. It shall be a good week

Now go **** yourself campaigner

 

[Butler]

Do you only come prematurely on mondays though?

Of course not, i don't discriminate. I get in there and get the job done as quickly as possible no matter what day it is.

The Mrs loves it. I know because she regularly texts her friend then sneaks out the house not long after. No doubt to brag about how quickly i came.

 

[miggs]

Of course not, i don't discriminate. I get in there and get the job done as quickly as possible no matter what day it is.

The Mrs loves it. I know because she regularly texts her friend then sneaks out the house not long after. No doubt to brag about how quickly i came.

Could be a cheeky 3some possibility there

 

[Dingster]

It's still Monday.. This thread has come prematurely. I also come prematurely. I like this thread already.

I thought the sexual favors finished last week. It's only Monday FFS get me a bourbon

 

[Butler]

Could be a cheeky 3some possibility there

Yeh i dunno. This friend of hers must be a good talker. Everytime the mrs comes home she is just exhausted. She walks in all sweaty as well. The air con must be broken around her friends place.

 

[Ant Bear]

Matera92

Both haven't lost as captain
Both have had 100% team sheets
One of us will lose this claim this week

Have a beer, good sir. It shall be a good week

Now go **** yourself campaigner

It could be a draw. It's been known to happen...

 

[miggs]

Yeh i dunno. This friend of hers must be a good talker. Everytime the mrs comes home she is just exhausted. She walks in all sweaty as well. The air con must be broken around her friends place.

Definate 3some possibility. Just dont cross swords

 

[Butler]

I thought the sexual favors finished last week. It's only Monday FFS get me a bourbon

Would you like the special i have going on in honor of this premature thread? A free shot of baileys. Not that special right? Well no. The special part is that is served by being shot all over your face.

 

[Dingster]

Would you like the special i have going on in honor of this premature thread? A free shot of baileys. Not that special right? Well no. The special part is that is served by being shot all over your face.

I'll take two.

 

[Ant Bear]

I'll take two.

Why don't we all help Dingster to finally come up with an avatar this week?

 

[Butler]

I'll take two.

2? You drive a hard bargain. I'm going to have to serve them 45 seconds apart because of.. um.. preparation time.

 

[Dingster]

2? You drive a hard bargain. I'm going to have to serve them 45 seconds apart because of.. um.. preparation time.

They must be big glasses.

 

[Butler]

They must be big glasses.

The first shot will have more in it than the second.