Official Match Thread S21 Round 12 - Baghdad Bandits v Las Vegas Bears @ Abdu Prison

[Wacky Tiger]

Baghdad Bandits v Las Vegas Bears

The Bomdits find themselves just outside the 8 on percentage and simply need to keep winning to keep their season alive. On the other hand the Bears are coping surprisingly well with all the leadership battles that seem to be making their way in to the public forums. In my personal opinion id be punishing Quivorir by placing him at Fullback for the remainder of the season for his continued lack of respect of the current leaders at the Bears. With all that going on I reckon the Bomdits can sneak a win here to keep them in the hunt. Bomdits by 7 points

Captains, please submit your teamsheet by 11:59pm AEST Thursday

 

[Quivorir]

 

[Magruder]

current leaders is the key term.

I have reports that there are silent dark forces at work behind the scenes doing the numbers for Quiv.

Expect further destabilisation... not even the NSW Right can save DJ

 

[DemonJim]

Mutiny is it?

Magruder. Walk the plank!

 

[Pugsley]

I like me a cooked bear.

 

[Quivorir]

Welcome to the SFA WFL.

 

[Magruder]

Mutiny is it?

Magruder. Walk the plank!

Now now skip, just hearing reports is all.

Obviously you have the full backing of the board and the leadership team.

 

[DemonJim]

I like me a cooked bear.

Matera92 in his natural habitat.

 

[Pugsley]

Matera92 in his natural habitat.

Looks tasty.

 

[KohPhi]

Welcome to Abdu Prison my furry friends. You don't look too nasty!

 

[beez]

A whole week of Quivorir?

 

[DemonJim]

Welcome to Abdu Prison my furry friends. You don't look too nasty!
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That's Quivorir.
We sent him in early dressed like that so you'd get a false sense of security...

This is the minimum in aggression you can expect from the rest of the players.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Its hard for me to admit this, but if Quivorir ever captained a team, i think id have to leave the bandits and play for them. Id love to play under such a funny, attractive and knowlegable poster.

Dunno who that flog is that is refusing to play at the bears if Quiv becomes captain. He just sounds like a selfish tosser trying to upset the apple cart. Its probably a DemonJim alias.

 

[KohPhi]

That's Quivorir.
We sent him in early dressed like that so you'd get a false sense of security...

This is the minimum in aggression you can expect from the rest of the players.

 

[Quivorir]

A whole week of Quivorir?

You can always leave.

 

[Quivorir]

Its hard for me to admit this, but if Quivorir ever captained a team, i think id have to leave the bandits and play for them. Id love to play under such a funny, attractive and knowlegable poster.

Dunno who that flog is that is refusing to play at the bears if Quiv becomes captain. He just sounds like a selfish tosser trying to upset the apple cart. Its probably a DemonJim alias.

People in the league are selfish DK I just want to be a captain.

 

[KohPhi]

27 possessions, 17 hitouts, 5 bone jaring tackles.. my hands are bruised with how many times I touched the pill against the SpermRats..

Which infidel will oppose me in the ruck and witness first hand me handing him his..

 

[DemonJim]

27 possessions, 17 hitouts, 5 bone jaring tackles.. my hands are bruised with how many times I touched the pill against the SpermRats..
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Which infidel will oppose me in the ruck and witness first hand me handing him his..
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brahj

 

[DemonJim]

People in the league are selfish DK I just want to be a captain.

 

[brahj]

Hey KohPhi... prepare to be monstered by an inactive ruck powerhouse.

This week will be like if a mute Shane Mumford was playing opposite a talkative dwarf... you shall henceforth be known as Tyrion.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Hey KohPhi... prepare to be monstered by an inactive ruck powerhouse.

This week will be like if a mute Shane Mumford was playing opposite a talkative dwarf... you shall henceforth be known as Tyrion.

there's a sausage joke in there somewhere...

 

[KohPhi]

Hey KohPhi... prepare to be monstered by an inactive ruck powerhouse.
This week will be like if a mute Shane Mumford was playing opposite a talkative dwarf... you shall henceforth be known as Tyrion.

Gladly brahj.. I will wear that name with honour!!

Regardless of outcome, care to join me after the game at Baghdad's no.1 brothel "The Gaza Strip"???

 

[Quivorir]

Are you saying that I don't want to be captain or that people in the league aren't selfish?

 

[DemonJim]

Are you saying that I don't want to be captain or that people in the league aren't selfish?

You are one of the most selfish players in the league.

I want this.
I want that.

You should learn to accept your lot in life and stop trying to bribe me into making you captain.

 

[Quivorir]

You are one of the most selfish players in the league.

I want this.
I want that.

You should learn to accept your lot in life and stop trying to bribe me into making you captain.

Other than captaincy what have I seriously asked for?

I gave up my FF spot because I am selfish?