Official Match Thread Season 21 Round 2 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bandits at Van Cortlandt Park

[BigJoeD_]

After a heartbreaking opening round home loss league benchmark the Warriors are again at home for Round 2, taking on fellow opening round disappointments the Baghdad Bandits.

Following an offseason recruiting haul the extent of which not previously witnessed in the league's 21 seasons, the Warriors can consider themselves desperately unlucky not to have lodged a season opening victory last week. After impressive Warrior debuts from league stars in Freofalcon, toxic and boncer34, the Warriors will be looking for an improved performance form some of their veterans this week against the lowly Bandits.

The Bandits were humiliated in their season opener, veterans beez, Shermy and Itsmyshow unable to contain a rampaging Bears outfit. While rookie and early EKA favourite dennis kermit impressed in his debut outing, the Bandits will require an improved effort across the board if they are any chance to slow down a Warrior outfit on the rebound.

In a hotly contested affair, BJD.com is predicting a narrow Warriors victory, to the tune of 49 points.


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[Wosh]

Reserved for our victory dance

Up nice and early..fantastic work Skip!

 

[Frankston Rover]

I look forward to condemning this pissant Bombdits outfit to yet another humiliating defeat.

As a club, they deserve it.

 

[boncer34]

heck yeah.

Hi beez

 

[BigJoeD_]

Can we start the Kermit the frog gifs yet?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Can we start the Kermit the frog gifs yet?

 

[toxic]

The Bandits - really

Jesus what a crap draw to start the year,

From the flooded tossers in the wolves to the poo pile that are the bandits

I blame Filth for this and his circus routine

 

[boncer34]

Did we get our re-sim?

 

[Shermy]

Well well well, look at the 3 stooges from the Wario's getting excited early. Don't all drink out of the same cup to early, its still Tuesday.

And now Toxic has rocked up, yay...

Alright you bunch of spanners, last week was out SoO game, as no-one cares about it. This week we are going to show you how the new and improved Bandits game plan kicks into gear

 

[Frankston Rover]

Well well well, look at the 3 stooges from the Wario's getting excited early. Don't all drink out of the same cup to early, its still Tuesday.

And now Toxic has rocked up, yay...

Alright you bunch of spanners, last week was out SoO game, as no-one cares about it. This week we are going to show you how the new and improved Bandits game plan kicks into gear

Good to see you guys could make it.

We probably won't see many of you tomorrow, what with it being Hump Day and all.

Have the RSPCA contacted you yet?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Did we get our re-sim?

Question from the floor, The Filth Wizard...

 

[toxic]

Well well well, look at the 3 stooges from the Wario's getting excited early. Don't all drink out of the same cup to early, its still Tuesday.

And now Toxic has rocked up, yay...

Alright you bunch of spanners, last week was out SoO game, as no-one cares about it. This week we are going to show you how the new and improved Bandits game plan kicks into gear

How exciting Shermy and all his mates have turned up...........

 

[Red mist]

Ah, another game.

 

[boncer34]

Question from the floor, The Filth Wizard...

Yeah pleb stop liking posts and start being accountable.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Question from the floor, The Filth Wizard...

I'll counter with my own question, how did you get boncer34 to post grammatically sound and with correct punctuation?

 

[boncer34]

I'll counter with my own question, how did you get boncer34 to post grammatically sound and with correct punctuation?

Piss weak. What happened to State of Origin?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Piss weak. What happened to State of Origin?

It's being ribbed for your pleasure.

And it's coming in the next off season.

 

[Halorad]

You stole my bit. That's my bit.

 

[beez]

In a hotly contested affair, BJD.com is predicting a narrow Warriors victory, to the tune of 49 points.

Only 49 pts? That's like a loss in the grand scheme of things. Guess you guys will continue to be losers.

 

[boncer34]

It's being ribbed for your pleasure.

And it's coming in the next off season.

Just like it was meant to have the off-season gone?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Only 49 pts? That's like a loss in the grand scheme of things. Guess you guys will continue to be losers.

I was being magnanimous

 

[saintkildaman]

Well, we can't go any worse. Only way is up Bandits.

 

[beez]

I was being magnanimous

I like it. One game into the season and a loser team is taking pity on us.

 

[BigJoeD_]

I like it. One game into the season and a loser team is taking pity on us.

 

[beez]

You lost last week, right? That makes you a loser team. Losers.