Official Match Thread S19 Qualifying Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[brahj]

Whoa, you guys, how crazy is this? Free buffets, little bottles of shampoo, a child's laughter, finals games... all the things that come with finals Qooty time.

The Warriors have heckin' chopped it so hard this season that Frankie is pulling a pants. The Furies... they go okay too. There were a lot of hashtags about Wacky that I didn't really pay attention to. I assume he's part of an soon to be extinct species? One of the one's that get hunted for sport. I believe they are known as Manatee's today. Back in TIA's day they were known simply as "Fire Juice".

#shavewacky​

Predictions
- Best Player: tigland
- Winner: The Ultimate Warrior
- Weirdest post: fumbler
- Most likes against: Wacky
- Most likes for: Whoever Wacky is following.
- Best post: Reginald Perrin


OFFICIAL TEAMS TO BE SUBMITTED BY 11:59pm FRIDAY NIGHT AEDT. PLEASE TAG BONCER34 AND ENSURE YOU HAVE “OFFICIAL TEAM” SOMEWHERE IN THE POST THAT CAN BE SEARCHED BY THE SIMMER.

 

[El Dubya]

Well, well, well if it isn't our old friends the Furies. It will be a shame to see you leave the finals, unfortunately though, no one can stop this Warriors juggernaut.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Well, well, well if it isn't our old friends the Furies. It will be a shame to see you leave the finals, unfortunately though, no one can stop this Warriors juggernaut.

Apart from your captain jumping ship!
And if the Warriors are the Juggernaut of the SFA, the Furies are the Hulk!

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Awe i like the furbies and now we need to but them down like mange infected dogs. this will be so bittersweet

I don't know how to feel!

 

[BigJoeD_]

Welcome back furries, rest assured we won't be as hospitable this time around.

Warriors by whatever means necessary

 

[El Dubya]

Apart from your captain jumping ship!
And if the Warriors are the Juggernaut of the SFA, the Furies are the Hulk!

I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

 

[iBeng]

Go you Warios!

 

[Frankston Rover]

It's our turn Furies. You know it, we know it.

At least you can say you were there...

 

[This Is Anfield]

It's our turn Furies. You know it, we know it.

At least you can say you were there...

Lol

 

[Frankston Rover]

Lol

Sound rebuttal. I can sense your fear from here.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

It's our turn Furies. You know it, we know it.

At least you can say you were there...

Nope we got unfinished business. You're just a stepping stone along the way. Prepare to be squished

 

[This Is Anfield]

Sound rebuttal. I can sense your fear from here.

Gave your post the maximum length reply that it deserved.
Furies fear nothing.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Gave your post the maximum length reply that it deserved.
Furies fear nothing.

You're dumber than I thought...

 

[Wacky Tiger]

You're dumber than I thought...

Wait till fumbler get here for his motivational speech

 

[tigland]

Never lost a final to the Warriors. Looking forward to the week off.

 

[zackah]

A qualifying final at home. Sweet.

Alert the nearby hospitals for overbooking problems in 9 months time

 

[fumbler]

Whoa, you guys, how crazy is this? Free buffets, little bottles of shampoo, a child's laughter, finals games... all the things that come with finals Qooty time.

The Warriors have ****in' chopped it so hard this season that Frankie is pulling a pants. The Furies... they go okay too. There were a lot of hashtags about Wacky that I didn't really pay attention to. I assume he's part of an soon to be extinct species? One of the one's that get hunted for sport. I believe they are known as Manatee's today. Back in TIA's day they were known simply as "Fire Juice".

#shavewacky​

Predictions
- Best Player: tigland
- Winner: The Ultimate Warrior
- Weirdest post: fumbler
- Most likes against: Wacky
- Most likes for: Whoever Wacky is following.
- Best post: Reginald Perrin


OFFICIAL TEAMS TO BE SUBMITTED BY 11:59pm FRIDAY NIGHT AEDT. PLEASE TAG BONCER34 AND ENSURE YOU HAVE “OFFICIAL TEAM” SOMEWHERE IN THE POST THAT CAN BE SEARCHED BY THE SIMMER.

You win.

 

[Les Norton]

Furbies. This weeks match will be the first half of you becoming SFA straight setters. Not that I wish you guys a straight set exit, it's just that we're going to smash you with such extreme prejudice that you'll have no chance of recovering for your Semi next week.

 

[This Is Anfield]

You're dumber than I thought...

Haha, and I imagine that I wasn't starting from a high base.
Have fond memories of the last time we met in a final, same result this time as well, confident.

 

[Les Norton]

Nope we got unfinished business. You're just a stepping stone along the way. Prepare to be squished

Stepping stone my arse. Try Great Pyramid. and you've got about as much chance of climbing it as Lara Bingle has of becoming intelligent.

 

[fumbler]

Stepping stone my arse. Try Great Pyramid. and you've got about as much chance of climbing it as Lara Bingle has of becoming intelligent.

So you want an intelligent woman?

That Son of God is full of s**t.

Also she has great breasts.

 

[Les Norton]

So you want an intelligent woman?

That Son of God is full of s**t.

Also she has great breasts.

She's too dumb to gave great ****.

 

[El Dubya]

So you want an intelligent woman?

That Son of God is full of s**t.

Also she has great breasts.

You don't need to tag him, he's already reading.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Prepare to lose Furie numpties.

 

[fumbler]

She's too dumb to gave great ****.

She doesn't need to give them, we can just take them according to our new overlords with the Black Flags.

You don't need to tag him, he's already reading.

Nice to know someone cares too much.

Prepare to lose Furie numpties.

Why bother?