Official Match Thread S19 Rd 15 - Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bandits at Van Cortlandt Park

[The Filth Wizard]

Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bandits

I'm not even compelled to write anything about this. The Bandits are a shambles and they are away to essentially the best team in the league a week after being mutilated by the second best team in the league. They will be doing it without their captain Shermy who had so few options last week he ended up naming boncer34 in his team which will lead to his sitting out the remainder of the season.

No merry little jigs for Bonce in this game, the Wonders to win by numbers not yet discovered.



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[iBeng]

Woo, speed bump to the Warriors!

 

[beez]

Need to get our mojo back for the finals. We've got the Bandits next week, so it's a great opportunity to play ourselves into form.

I don't like what you're insinuating!

 

[iBeng]

Frankston Rover would NEVER claim us to be easy-beats!

 

[beez]

Woo, speed bump to the Warriors!

I reckon we go extra mean this week and raise ourselves up another 2mm. They might need to borrow ol' Huey's suspenders.

 

[iBeng]

I reckon we go extra mean this week and raise ourselves up another 2mm. They might need to borrow ol' Huey's suspenders.

Reckon we should pull out all the stops? Now? This early? Round 15? Surely we need to save some steam for the REST of the season.

...Oh wait, this is a okeydoke7 butchered season.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

GO BANDITS!!!!!

(Sorry Warriors, but with top spot on offer, you are the enemy.)

 

[Frankston Rover]

I don't like what you're insinuating!

Let's be honest, playing us is at least a chance for you guys to experience some good qooty.

We don't gain much pleasure from reaming small, pitiful clubs.

It's nothing personal, it's just business.

GO BANDITS!!!!!

(Sorry Warriors, but with top spot on offer, you are the enemy.)

Bugger off, old man. Or I'll steal the wheels off your motorised scooter.

 

[iBeng]

Well, looks like an upset is on the cards. And Franky, you'll hit 20k posts in our match! How fun!

 

[Frankston Rover]

What do I win?

 

[iBeng]

A concerning letter from your family asking you to please, please come to their intervention.

 

[beez]

Let's be honest, playing us is at least a chance for you guys to experience some good qooty.

We don't gain much pleasure from reaming small, pitiful clubs.

It's nothing personal, it's just business.

We'll let you win by 10 goals if you give us $100 ClarkeMonies. Nothing personal fitzroybulldog, it's just business.

 

[beez]

A concerning letter from your family asking you to please, please come to their intervention.

Just show them your 15k likes Frankston Rover and they won't have a leg to stand on.

 

[iBeng]

Just show them your 15k likes Frankston Rover and they won't have a leg to stand on.

Only 15k?

 

[sausageroll]

I've given up on trying to win. It's not working for us.

Lats play for a draw.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Frankston Rover, congratulations you old coot!

Let's win this for Franky!

 

[Frankston Rover]

Only 15k?

All my best work was pre-likes.

Besides, likes are overrated, right beez?

 

[iBeng]

Oh wow, your 150th is in a dead rudder? That suddenly makes this game even MORE hilarious. sausageroll is right, lets tie this at 100 a piece.

 

[beez]

Hey, it's my 150th too! Where's my banner BoshtrichBurger?

 

[iBeng]

Holy s**t beez you're right!

Ill er...have to whip something up.

 

[beez]

I've given up on trying to win. It's not working for us.

Lats play for a draw.

 

[beez]

Holy s**t beez you're right!

Ill er...have to whip something up.

I didn't want to mention it because we ALWAYS lose milestone matches But I can't let that flog get all the attention!

 

[Frankston Rover]

Frankston Rover, congratulations you old coot!

Let's win this for Franky!

I'm really looking forward to watching Stronzo kick ten and win the Alfy.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Hey, it's my 150th too! Where's my banner BoshtrichBurger?

If only you stayed with our bid back when we were in our infancy, we could've been teammates and I would've whipped up something for you.

Alas, no use reflecting on missed opportunities I guess.

 

[iBeng]

If only you stayed with our bid back when we were in our infancy, we could've been teammates and I would've whipped up something for you.

Alas, no use reflecting on missed opportunities I guess.

Yeah, but then he'd have to PLAY with you. Wheres the fun in that?