Official Match Thread S19 R10 Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[iBeng]

Ah the preverbial battle of the old and the new. Sure, the new is now into its second season and the old are wise and...old...But the battle will still be the one we expect, with swords and walking frames clashing on the field of battle.

Pie Charts to follow. Heres a GIF.

Roys by 20.

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[Mobbs]

About time! Ok Roys let's go for 9-1!

 

[Mobbs]

8-2! I meant to say 8-2!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

WARRIORS!!!!
FINALLY!!!

El Dubya where are you!!

 

[El Dubya]

I am here today
I may be gone tomorrow
But always with love

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I am here today
I may be gone tomorrow
But always with love

With the haiku seen like a blazing sun after eternal darkness
my soul surged, my heart skipped and my body revitalized
the warriors had returned, to breathe their kind
of fiery life into the thread.
Memories of times past had begun to fade
but memories will be made anew
The time as come again.

 

[BigJoeD_]

I am here today
I may be gone tomorrow
But always with love

With the haiku seen like a blazing sun after eternal darkness
my soul surged, my heart skipped and my body revitalized
the warriors had returned, to breathe their kind
of fiery life into the thread.
Memories of times past had begun to fade
but memories will be made anew
The time as come again.

Get a room you two
Romance is best performed
Minus prying eyes

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Get a room you two
Romance is best performed
Minus prying eyes

This thread is our room.

 

[BigJoeD_]

This thread is our room.

I hope it has good ventilation

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

This thread is our room.

This doesn't make any sense.

You are just being silly.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Another week, another victim.

We are on a roill now - 6 in a row.

 

[El Dubya]

My disappointment rages
As this battle of the ages
Sung in gorgeous verse,
Has sadly for the worse
Been cut down in by days
Thanks to a pitiful toe graze.
An injury sustained
By that useless pea brained
Cheap, floozy whore
boncer34






P.S. I hope the walk went well, supreme effort by boncer.

 

[El Dubya]

I hope it has good ventilation

It's getting steamy!

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Roys
Very ordinary
will lose this week
They have no good player
campaigners

 

[Reginald Perrin]

This thread is our room.

Then why hasn't it got a lock on it? My eyes will take at least three Dettol rinses to recover.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Veterans of yore are gathered
Young, steely eyed Warriors wait patiently, pensive
On home ground, victory beckons

 

[Loonerty]

I don't like losing.
I don't like it at all.

Sorry Warriors but you'll be hit by the angry freight train that is the Roys.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

I don't like losing.
I don't like it at all.

Sorry Warriors but you'll be hit by the angry freight train that is the Roys.

Loonerty is that loonerty does.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Then why hasn't it got a lock on it? My eyes will take at least three Dettol rinses to recover.

My eyes!

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Get a room you two
Romance is best performed
Minus prying eyes

Speak for yourself Joey.......I like to watch!
Carry on fellas

 

[El Dubya]

My eyes!

The goggles! They do nothing!

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Second week in a row the mighty Warriors are likely to feature in the MOTR..........who would have thought this rough and ready bunch of degenerates from Bay 13 would become the competitions Marquee team

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

The goggles! They do nothing!

But you specifically requested them.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Second week in a row the mighty Warriors are likely to feature in the MOTR..........who would have thought this rough and ready bunch of degenerates from Bay 13 would become the competitions Marquee team

We got there last year by this stage of the season. We've recruitd exceptionally well.

We're better than that now, clearly

 

[Stronzo]

grass blades float on wind
a butterfly awakens on a flower petal
death lawnmower slices and regurgitates