Official Match Thread S19 R10 Mount Buller Demons vs Gold City Royals at Snow Dome

[iBeng]

Its cold, its no longer summer and the Royals are visiting the snow capital of the Demons Dome. Why is it called a Dome anyway? Last time I was there it wasnt a Dome at all. More of a surrounding of seating. A sort of...Stadium? Anyway, the Royals and the Demons both want to win this one but alas, only one can. Unless they draw. Which would be pretty miffing.

Heres a GIF and a Pie Chart soon!

Royals by 5, Juggalo Balla to kick 2 because of the Rain.

Quoted from El Marlowe, Royals something something:

It was the best Centre Half-Back, it was the worst Centre Half-Back, it was the age of co-captains, it was the age of solo captains, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of the Royals, it was the season of the Demons, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Finals, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far unlike the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. The Royals are in the eight. - Marlowe the 13th

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[Papa Juggs]

The Dees are having a big hangover this season.

We intend to take full advantage. Big percentage booster and a 10 bag for me personally. Will be a total thumping

 

[Marlowe]

It was the best Centre Half-Back, it was the worst Centre Half-Back, it was the age of co-captains, it was the age of solo captains, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of the Royals, it was the season of the Demons, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Finals, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far unlike the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. The Royals are in the eight.

 

[iBeng]

Marlowe can I copy+paste that into the review?

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe can I copy+paste that into the review?

Sure.

 

[Footypie32]

When did the Royals sign StFly?

 

[Papa Juggs]

When did the Royals sign StFly?

Marlowe added his biological and technological distinctiveness to his own.

 

[Marlowe]

The happiest moment of my Sweet FA career was when StFly liked one of my posts. It involved cooney as well. Talk about my legendary threesome fantasy coming true in the most oblique way possible.

 

[Smartys Power]

The Dees are having a big hangover this season.

We intend to take full advantage. Big percentage booster and a 10 bag for me personally. Will be a total thumping

Why does this myth of us having a premiership hangover keep popping up? For the last time, we are still drinking.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Why does this myth of us having a premiership hangover keep popping up? For the last time, we are still drinking.

You've drank every club in the league dry. To think I was going to have an after match victory drink at Mount Buller... Royals don't bring their own... What is BYO.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Hello.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Hello.

This is me not using up all my material straight up in case we cop another month long match thread.

 

[Smartys Power]

You've drank every club in the league dry. To think I was going to have an after match victory drink at Mount Buller... Royals don't bring their own... What is BYO.

We always keep 1 beer for the opposition. So you still have the opportunity to somewhat drown your sorrows away.

 

[timtamWB]

We always keep 1 beer for the opposition. So you still have the opportunity to somewhat drown your sorrows away.

I don't drink beer. Can I swap it for a parma?

 

[sverik25]

This is me not using up all my material straight up in case we cop another month long match thread.

I think I've been saving one idea for the past month.

 

[Smartys Power]

I don't drink beer. Can I swap it for a parma?

Sorry only parmies.

 

[sverik25]

Not the parma vs parmi debate again...

 

[timtamWB]

Sorry only parmies.

I will hunt you down. I will chop your arms off, and chop your legs off. I will sew your arms to where your legs should be, and your legs to where your arms should be. And then I will cut out your tongue and slap your face with it. Then I'll lightly cut you 1000 times so that you bleed out from 1000 tiny cuts.

 

[Eth]

Hello.

Hello, Sam.

Looking forward to beating the Royals this week?

 

[Smartys Power]

I will hunt you down. I will chop your arms off, and chop your legs off. I will sew your arms to where your legs should be, and your legs to where your arms should be. And then I will cut out your tongue and slap your face with it. Then I'll lightly cut you 1000 times so that you bleed out from 1000 tiny cuts.

Parmy.

 

[timtamWB]

Parmy.

 

[Smartys Power]

You don't have the guts.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Hello, Sam.

Looking forward to beating the Royals this week?

I'll claim victory either way.

 

[Footypie32]

I will hunt you down. I will chop your arms off, and chop your legs off. I will sew your arms to where your legs should be, and your legs to where your arms should be. And then I will cut out your tongue and slap your face with it. Then I'll lightly cut you 1000 times so that you bleed out from 1000 tiny cuts.

How did you know Smartys' last name was McGregg?

 

[timtamWB]

How did you know Smartys' last name was McGregg?

Was it meant to be a secret?