Official Match Thread S18 Round 17 - Coney Island Warriors vs Alberton Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park

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Coney Island Warriors vs Alberton Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park

Last time they played: The Rats stunk up the joint (not surprise there) as they got handed a 46 point loss to the Worriers.

What happens if the Warriors win: Could possibly finish as high as third if the Demons lose big and Warriors win big with the Furies and Dragons losing aswell.

What happens if the Warriors lose: Will finish sixth unless the Roys win then they will finish seventh.

What happens if the Swamprats win: They finish tenth.

What happens if the Swamprats lose: They finish tenth.

My Prediction: Swamprats to win and for Coney Island to flood with Frankston Rover’s tears.

What’s trending this week?

#pub

#doleweek

#comeoutandplayweneedfriends

#frankstonslittleworriers
 
Finally got our preview, PVF. Only a few months late...

No tears from us, we expect to win and win big.

Guys like NetworkNerd, Norm Landrover and deathevocation are looking to cement their spots ahead of finals.

The cream of BigJoeD, Stronzo, El Dubya, Mr_Smooth and alex_is_on_fire will be chomping at the bit.

It's our time to shine.
 

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Finally got our preview, PVF. Only a few months late...

No tears from us, we expect to win and win big.

Guys like NetworkNerd, Norm Landrover and deathevocation are looking to cement their spots ahead of finals.

The cream of BigJoeD, Stronzo, El Dubya, Mr_Smooth and alex_is_on_fire will be chomping at the bit.

It's our time to shine.

Finals are over rated.

Give us time to improve on such skills as skipping dole cues, boat races, fence jumping (also known as 'avoiding a night in the slammer'), herb farming and making homemade distilleries.
 
Coney Island Warriors vs Alberton Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park

Last time they played: The Rats stunk up the joint (not surprise there) as they got handed a 46 point loss to the Worriers.

What happens if the Warriors win: Could possibly finish as high as third if the Demons lose big and Warriors win big with the Furies and Dragons losing aswell.

What happens if the Warriors lose: Will finish sixth unless the Roys win then they will finish seventh.

What happens if the Swamprats win: They finish tenth.

What happens if the Swamprats lose: They finish tenth.

My Prediction: Swamprats to win and for Coney Island to flood with Frankston Rover’s tears.

What’s trending this week?

#pub

#doleweek

#comeoutandplayweneedfriends

#frankstonslittleworriers

Yeah, but what's the spread? #frankstonslittlewarriors
 
Looking forward to this one - if ever there was an opponent suitable to pull the Warriors from the 'mire', it would be the Swamprats
 

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Rich (BB code):
Overall Average for Warriors v Swamprats
Warriors               Averages               Swamprats
13.3                   Goals                  15.8
9.4                    Behinds                8.4
246.0                  Disposals              245.3
127.7                  Kicks                  128.1
118.3                  Handballs              117.2
52.1                   Marks                  47.3
26.3                   Tackles                28.3
12.8                   Hit Outs               14.1
13.4                   Frees For              15.1
15.6                   Frees Against          17.3
949.8                  DT                     953.6
1135.8                 Exie                   1140.1

Warriors average as home team v Swamprats average as away team
Warriors               Averages               Swamprats
13.4                   Goals                  14.7
10.0                   Behinds                8.3
258.5                  Disposals              244.0
133.6                  Kicks                  126.8
124.9                  Handballs              117.2
54.3                   Marks                  47.8
26.1                   Tackles                29.3
12.5                   Hit Outs               13.7
14.0                   Frees For              15.2
17.1                   Frees Against          18.5
983.3                  DT                     945.3
1175.8                 Exie                   1133.3

Warriors average home against v Swamprats average away against
Warriors               Averages               Swamprats
14.0                   Goals                  17.7
9.6                    Behinds                9.0
253.8                  Disposals              254.2
130.8                  Kicks                  131.2
123.0                  Handballs              123.0
50.0                   Marks                  49.2
29.0                   Tackles                28.3
12.8                   Hit Outs               11.3
17.1                   Frees For              18.5
14.0                   Frees Against          15.2
985.8                  DT                     999.7
1173.9                 Exie                   1195.3

Warriors combined home against & away against, and vice versa
Warriors               Averages               Swamprats
15.5                   Goals                  14.3
9.5                    Behinds                9.0
256.3                  Disposals              248.9
132.4                  Kicks                  128.8
123.9                  Handballs              120.1
51.7                   Marks                  48.9
27.2                   Tackles                29.2
11.9                   Hit Outs               13.2
16.3                   Frees For              16.1
16.1                   Frees Against          16.3
991.5                  DT                     965.5
1185.5                 Exie                   1153.6

Predicted Winner: Warriors
 
I can't wait to be able to sit in the crowd drunkenly heckling those who are playing finals.

:cry:

You're becoming a Carlton supporter?
 
Why not? I haven't seen you sober all season. Still goating?

goats are my favourite but I have decided to spice things up this week

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