Official Match Thread SFA S17 R9 - Alberton Swamprats vs Gold City Royals @ Alberton Oval

[Danger in Texas]

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SFA RIVALRY ROUND - ALBERTON SWAMPRATS vs GOLD CITY ROYALS​

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Write-up to come tomorrow.​

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Teams are due in by 11:55 AEDST Friday 24th January. When posting, please include words 'Official Team Sheet' in post. Qooty responsibly.​

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

The 4th side in the SFA who are about to leave the round with a losing record against the Royals.

This win may become meaningless if we manage to send them back to the bottom of the pile.

 

[okeydoke7]

BRING. IT. ON.

Us Royals are on a little bit of a roll. We have started turning our season around and our march up the ladder is only just beginning.

Time to make the Swamprats our next victim.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Alberton oval?! I might be rested out with a bad case of ankle injury this week. Or jury duty. Or anything I can think of to prevent me from going to the swamp. I left with trench foot last time.

 

[MP_]

The 4th side in the SFA who are about to leave the round with a losing record against the Royals.

We rarely lose halftime battleshots twice in a row

Alberton oval?! I might be rested out with a bad case of ankle injury this week. Or jury duty. Or anything I can think of to prevent me from going to the swamp. I left with trench foot last time.

I hope you get jury duty as I'm on trial next week and need all the help I can get.

PS - Trench Foot is no longer a problem as we provide dry socks for you to change into at each quarter. However there has been a few instances of black plague, we've told chef to stop coughing whilst cooking but the bastard is dedicated to his work.

Can't wait to get the Golden Rat back and enjoy the facilities of the Golden Swamp.

 

[Igloo]

I stepped on something green and squishy at the airport... Do I need some kind of immunisation?

 

[MP_]

I stepped on something green and squishy at the airport... Do I need some kind of immunisation?

that was just Patrick Dangerfield's smugness

 

[Igloo]

that was just Patrick Dangerfield's smugness

I thought smug only came in cloud form. He must be a vile beast to produce such a thing.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

We rarely lose halftime battleshots twice in a row





I hope you get jury duty as I'm on trial next week and need all the help I can get.

PS - Trench Foot is no longer a problem as we provide dry socks for you to change into at each quarter. However there has been a few instances of black plague, we've told chef to stop coughing whilst cooking but the bastard is dedicated to his work.

Can't wait to get the Golden Rat back and enjoy the facilities of the Golden Swamp.

Oh ok, cool. I'll come down and show you guys how I've reinvented myself as a slower worst player to the past. You'll revoke your sock policy pretty quickly.

And those socks better not be crusty.

 

[Noobz0r]

The 4th side in the SFA who are about to leave the round with a losing record against the Royals.

This win may become meaningless if we manage to send them back to the bottom of the pile.

Didn't you quit?

Regardless, we stopped going to our court mandated AA meetings a fortnight ago, which has coincided with us actually winning games for once. I expect this continue, and it won't be meaningless.

 

[MP_]

Oh ok, cool. I'll come down and show you guys how I've reinvented myself as a slower worst player to the past. You'll revoke your sock policy pretty quickly.

And those socks better not be crusty.

They are **** socks so whatever is in them is hit and miss, sort of like your team.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Didn't you quit?

Regardless, we stopped going to our court mandated AA meetings a fortnight ago, which has coincided with us actually winning games for once. I expect this continue, and it won't be meaningless.

How can I quit when Schulzenfest offered up a challenge. Besides that, I generally only go off on a tangent and get myself suspended when you defeat us. It's only happened once, and it'll never happen again.

In fact the only time I've fronted up at Alberton Oval, I was that disinterested with you insipid bunch I decided to sit in a back pocket and feast on all the food that was being thrown in my direction, thus was the state of affairs down that end of the ground...oh and I celebrated the subsequent victory with gusto.

 

[MP_]

How can I quit when Schulzenfest offered up a challenge. Besides that, I generally only go off on a tangent and get myself suspended when you defeat us. It's only happened once, and it'll never happen again.

In fact the only time I've fronted up at Alberton Oval, I was that disinterested with you insipid bunch I decided to sit in a back pocket and feast on all the food that was being thrown in my direction, thus was the state of affairs down that end of the ground...oh and I celebrated the subsequent victory with gusto.

My kids remembered that game because they usually eat that food after the match but they said some fat guy with similar looks to the Great Dane swan had a meltdown in the pocket. They didn't think you deserved a match payment so they threw some food at you

 

[Noobz0r]

How can I quit when Schulzenfest offered up a challenge. Besides that, I generally only go off on a tangent and get myself suspended when you defeat us. It's only happened once, and it'll never happen again.

So basically, you're so concerned about Schulzenfest getting under your skin last season (in his first season no less), that you've held off quitting the Royals for another week? He really is in your head!

In fact the only time I've fronted up at Alberton Oval, I was that disinterested with you insipid bunch I decided to sit in a back pocket and feast on all the food that was being thrown in my direction, thus was the state of affairs down that end of the ground...oh and I celebrated the subsequent victory with gusto.

If you really knew what It Just Is put in the meals served by the food vendors at Alberton , you probably wouldn't have eaten it. Our forward pocket and full forward kicked 5 goals each last week, so I wouldn't bank on it being so quiet this time around.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

So basically, you're so concerned about Schulzenfest getting under your skin last season (in his first season no less), that you've held off quitting the Royals for another week? He really is in your head!

That was a result of the late simming, now don't let delusion interfere with my story.

If you really knew what It Just Is put in the meals served by the food vendors at Alberton , you probably wouldn't have eaten it. Our forward pocket and full forward kicked 5 goals each last week, so I wouldn't bank on it being so quiet this time around.

I only get moved from the midfield when the game's in the bag. By midway through the third quarter I'll go and take an early shower this time instead.

 

[spookism]

The 4th side in the SFA who are about to leave the round with a losing record against the Royals.

This win may become meaningless if we manage to send them back to the bottom of the pile.

We've both busted out two wins to start 2014, however I would suggest the lure of winning the Goldden Rat will get us over the line (we may need to sell it for weed money)

Alberton oval?! I might be rested out with a bad case of ankle injury this week. Or jury duty. Or anything I can think of to prevent me from going to the swamp. I left with trench foot last time.

You also left with my heart, but that all changed when you uprooted and went to the Royals. We have the better ex Co-Captain anyway.



Also, I think we should all change our Avatars to Dick Dasterdly, that way no one will no who the **** is talking to who. It will be awesome.




Also, I don't think it's been mentioned - but remember last year MD and you that meltdown? That was cool, I remember that. I think it may be okeydoke7 turn this week as the pressure of becoming Co-Captain may get to him.....

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

My kids remembered that game because they usually eat that food after the match but they said some fat guy with similar looks to the Great Dane swan had a meltdown in the pocket. They didn't think you deserved a match payment so they threw some food at you

They were obviously referring to somebody else, I'm build like a greyhound. All ribs and ****.

 

[Noobz0r]

That was a result of the late simming, now don't let delusion interfere with my story.

Revisionist history is a cornerstone of banter in this league! Besides, the late simming was the straw that broke the camels back, Schulzenfest was the one who laid the foundations and created your negative mindset. Why else would you continue your Royal career for one more week if it wasn't to try to prove that Schulzy hasn't got your jimmies rustled?

I only get moved from the midfield when the game's in the bag. By midway through the third quarter I'll go and take an early shower this time instead.

You obviously haven't experienced SA water before if you're that desperate to shower.

 

[MP_]

They were obviously referring to somebody else, I'm build like a greyhound. All ribs and ****.

Well there was a reference to a Great Dane , guess they need to learn their dog breeds better. I always thought you were a blend of a bulldog and schitzu myself

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Revisionist history is a cornerstone of banter in this league! Besides, the late simming was the straw that broke the camels back, Schulzenfest was the one who laid the foundations and created your negative mindset. Why else would you continue your Royal career for one more week if it wasn't to try to prove that Schulzy hasn't got your jimmies rustled?

Actually it was quite the opposite. I'd be inclined to believe you if that wasn't Schulzenfest's highest posting tally for a particular round in season 16.

Well there was a reference to a Great Dane , guess they need to learn their dog breeds better. I always thought you were a blend of a bulldog and schitzu myself

A greyhound isn't "fat" though is it, so your kids obviously have their wires crossed. I also hit the target with my disposal on more than a few occasions.

I thought a schitzu was a zoo with no animals.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

And the spamfest begins.

Nice build up to the 'rival' round with the compelling write up.

Flogger.

 

[MP_]

And the spamfest begins.

Nice build up to the 'rival' round with the compelling write up.

Flogger.

Have another beer and cheer up duggs

 

[Noobz0r]

Actually it was quite the opposite. I'd be inclined to believe you if that wasn't Schulzenfest's highest posting tally for a particular round in season 16.

Just because it was his highest posting tally for the season doesn't change the fact that your jimmies were rustled. You should take solace in the fact that it took a lot of work from Schulzenfest. Deflector shields engaged!

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Just because it was his highest posting tally for the season doesn't change the fact that your jimmies were rustled. You should take solace in the fact that it took a lot of work from Schulzenfest. Deflector shields engaged!

So I wasn't the reason he decided to contribute to your club for one match?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Have another beer and cheer up duggs

Na **** you man. I've had enough of the 'preview to come' bullshit. A good preview sets the tone for the week and now I'm going to be angry all week. I'll probably call Wise Guy Sam a giant flogbucket and I'll get all shirty when someone tags me for no apparent reason and then we will lose. So no, I won't have another beer, I'm going to bed to dream about match threads with ****ing previews up when I enter the thread.

**** **** ****








P.s Didn't mean to say **** you skip, it was to make me look tough.