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JB: Nik Cox is ambidextrous on both sides

Edited for accuracy.

This is one of the worst calls I've ever seen from any journo. One of the best aspects of our game is the free flowing non-stop relentlessness of it. Adding the worst part of a different sport (basketball) and adding it into ours would ruin it. Did purple play the game at any level?

I don't really care much for the 'edgy' style of journalism i.e. having an opinion literally for the sake of having one and being provocative. However, Kane is clearly has talent in the analytical side and has a great presence on any show. He'll have a pretty good career. He needs to find the...

“The Baker is cooking!” Christ. It’s good to be back…

I'd argue Huddo is. His call feels more authentic and spur of the moment at this point in a match. Even when it's a close game, Dwayne's entire schtick feels so manufactured

Jack Steele takes a nice mark Dwayne: "Straight in the Steele Trap!" Cringeworthy

I genuinely wouldn't watch the show if it wasn't for TGO. The nerdling makes me want to do horrible things. TGO makes me feel much better about myself.

I can't think of any game more fit for Der-Wayne to commentate than the dead Sunday twilight timeslot between the two least popular Melbourne teams, where the combine scoreline is 1.15 halfway through the second quarter. Deserves the worst

Really trying to get something going with this "Obnoxious Weed" nickname for Sam Weiderman. Something obnoxious about it, that's for sure

It's been done to death in this thread. But nothing shits me more than Dwayne's "half held" bullshit Says it EVERY ****ING YEAR like he's come up with one of the greatest catchphrases ever. Something about it and the way he's been doing it for a decade makes me want to do terrible things.

On the Couch hasn't been good for years. Surface level analysis coupled with focus on the same bullshit teams every week e.g. Essendon and Carlton.

'Sir Isaac! Every one of his actions has a GREAT reaction.' I mean how on earth can you draw a link between Izak Rankine and Newton's laws? Only Derwayne

Had it, lost it. 20 times a game. Seriously, find another phrase to describe a bloke fumbling a ball. **** me.

This has to be the most Der-wayne has ever spoken in a half of footy. I genuinely can't name a single other commentator who is on the broadcast, they've spoken so little.

Twice in one game has commented on the ATAR scores of players. The fact he knows their scores is borderline strange.

Hardwick: Dustin is just taking some time for himself, and I’d like to leave it at that thanks. TGO: One more question, one more question!!! Do you know if he’s coming back?!?!?

Don't mind TJ. Good enough value and I love his reactions to having the piss taken out of him. The show is blokey, but they take the piss out of each other's egos and each bring something to the table to an extent. Much better than listening to MMM.

Gee I really hope Max Gawn doesn't follow the same path. The man that referred to himself as 'quirky'.

Gee I couldn't think of anything worse. Watching Robbo flail his arms about and splutter is almost endearing in a way. Watching Ralphy spout utter crap would be unsufferable.

Not sure how you can say a team like the Bulldogs could "choke" if they lose a Grand Final. Most Dogs supporters would have been content with a prelim final (before we went to shit in rounds 21-23). Ridiculous for Cornes to keep hashing the point that he "doesn't mind when he's wrong" yet will...

His recent 'Tackle's is a shocker. More mentions of Max Gawn in his "Likes" than the Bulldogs, despite an equally impressive win. Complimented by criticising Bevo for a welcome condemnation of mainstream media reporting. Insecure prick.

He's gone down the Bob route tbh. Didn't mind hearing him speak in the past, but now if he comes on I'll actively look for the remote.

Anyone else cringe when he calls Dangerfield ‘Pat’