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Maybe he will have to go back to his former trade as an electrician. Get some more jobs laying cables in places like other players' lockers.

Brownlow is is a Minister for Men's Behaviour Change shit feast.

Quad Forum sounds like something from a joke. "Help, help, I have forgotten the command to make my Quad Forum stop...." "Quad Forum my arse..."

He goes to boxing gyms.

This is the new pc term for what used to be called Chinese whispers. ...and so the world turns. [Edit]: late to the party... By the time it got to me, I heard they were showing Marra around a shop.

Exactly.

Your fav players, not only leaving but leaving to become brand ambassadors for products like Anal Expander.

HACK.

Mate, it is going to get worse. I heard Sexyland is setting up HQ in Gee.

For awhile I thought that Stringer was an electrician. Because someone told me he had laid a cable in a team mate's locker.

Maybe you are right....pity.

I think he could be a burst forward who plays about 50% game time and comes on for half of every quarter to throw his weight about, run hard and kick some of those great Package goals. You could interchange him with Vanders to get tactical contrasts.

But Stringer just kicked 42 goals at 1.8 a game over 23 games. Just get the Package sent back. We should be confident that he can be successfully mentored by any one of our leadership group. It would be the feel good story of the trade period.

Why bother with that when you could have the Package instead?

Only because of the wisdom of hindsight. Hannan. VDM, Mcsteal, Schache, Gowers and someone called Mr Etcetera. Imagine a Cody, Package and Westy forward line next year. Gets you salivating, doesn't it? The Package: Return to sender.

What gets returned to sender?

I know we made the Elimination Final, but our list is a) starting to look like it is aging out badly in a few positions and b) full of list cloggers.

Lot of crunts on here don't like Barge-arse Barrett, but he is obviously beyond doubt absolutely correct on this one. You have to give him kudos where it is due. We really tucked Jack around playing so many mediocrities ahead of him all year and we paid the price in the end. Good luck to him...

Caminiti is an exquisitely awful kick for goal. When he has a set shot, it is set as in going to the toilet for a set.

The draft incentives to tank are ludicrous. Talk about a race to the bottom.

'Serdun certainly needs to insert a "no doughnuts" clause into the new contract. Their lawyer clearly overlooked that last time.

Will 'serdun give the Package a new contract? He is not playing like he expects it.

Given those weather conditions, I would go with Daniel and Macrae over Arty. Arty to be the sub.

Nah, it is in the midfield. Cut off the supply. That is how the Crows beat us. Midfield dominance.

Macrae looked really good today when he was subbed on. Should start next week. Not sure who goes out or swaps to the sub. Hurts to suggest this but West?

Geelong. Too old, too slow. Some of their stalwarts have trouble bending down to pick up the ball.

No Package, no Essendon.

The way the football always manages to repeatedly avoid Vandermeer's grasp led me to believe he had an inimitable style. But that was before I saw Raygun....

2 words: GARDNER RUCK

Is it OK if he just doesn't play another one?