Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarkson II - signs 5 year contract w/ North Melbourne 19 August 2022 - news breaks p360

[TurnoverMerchant]

I’m still bracing myself. I feel like there’s still some twists and turns to come!

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Relax this tells you everything you need to know. Clarko has told Essendon to * off. Was posted just now after the Essendon board meeting broke up. Clarko is ours just be patient.

HE'S BACK!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Relax this tells you everything you need to know. Clarko has told Essendon to * off.

 

[The Lone Latic]

I dunno yet

This thread needs to happen once Clarko is announced

 

[Caracas]

Clarko was coaching North
Clarko was coaching Ess
Clarko is back coaching North

Remember GWS everyone? They are still there…


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[Horizons_00]

Relax this tells you everything you need to know. Clarko has told Essendon to * off. Was posted just now after the Essendon board meeting broke up. Clarko is ours just be patient.

 

[The Dingrel]

Quinten Tarantino is writing the screen play as we speak.

His brother from GWS Tim Tarantino will play Clarko..

Sounds like a sequel to Inlogrious Basterds, titled Inglorious Basturds, plenty of scalping going on too.

 

[The Lone Latic]

I know him and he ain't Kingy

Yeah, but that gets in the way of a good furphy and legendary status should it land

 

[Shinboner1]

Relax this tells you everything you need to know. Clarko has told Essendon to * off. Was posted just now after the Essendon board meeting broke up. Clarko is ours just be patient.

He returns

 

[KickItAnywhere34]

Clarko told them no.

Everyone relax and enjoy the good few hours those absolute peanuts thought they were back in the game.
Cheers to 6500 and whatever days of the maggots not winning a final.
Hoorahhh

100% correct. Watch the shitshow unfold while we make 2 glorious announcements this week.

 

[Samsquanch]

That happened over six months ago, shortly after he also took on the sharks. Only he didn't tell anybody.

 

[joegreen]

Watching todays news unfold was almost as good as the 2014 Elimination Final. Now all we need is a big last quarter effort, kick the sealer (inside out, right foot banana!!), make the announcement and I want to see Sonja doing the Frank The Tank celebration in the presser!

That would make up for the year we've had!

 

[The acurate one]

Remember GWS everyone? They are still there…


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Good point FFS here we go again , battle stations everyone...

 

[Horizons_00]

Some of the memes and GIFs in this thread is absolute gold!

North supporters are either a creative bunch or have way too much time on their hands

 

[The Lone Latic]

I’m actually embarrassed with myself for how poorly I handled that

I however, have no shame at how poorly I handled it haha

 

[Val Keating]

Will you *ers stop posting, I am still 20 pages behind and my memes are out of date before I hit send, will never catch up. :stern look

Deal. BUT you have to agree with posting under 100 word posts.

 

[SMaturin]

 

[Caracas]

I admire your deductive powers, but I'm pretty sure "KIA34 is David King" and "KIA34 is not David King" can't both be true. (Without some wierd philosophy bullsh$t twist anyway.)

We’re into Schrödinger's cat territory again. It was only a matter of time.


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[Tas]

It's time.

Too many distractions, back to the main course.

It hasn't been mentioned here but the king of meat is pork.

Roast pork with all the trimmings is top of the tree.

One I did last week.

God says you are a filthy heathen. :stern look

 

[GS WARRIORS]

Just caught up finally. Please stop posting for a few hours (unless we have real info) so we can all have a break.

Crap, I'm probably pages behind now I stopped reading to post.

 

[marklovesbeer]

Some old alcho, with no teeth sitting near me on the train is saying to another old fella that St Kilda just sacked their coach with one game to go.
He’s either got his wires severely crossed or he’s more ITK than all of us.

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Watching todays news unfold was almost as good as the 2014 Elimination Final. Now all we need is a big last quarter effort, kick the sealer (inside out, right foot banana!!), make the announcement and I want to see Sonja doing the Frank The Tank celebration in the presser!

That would make up for the year we've had!

YES! BREAK OUT THE FRANK THE TANK!

 

[SMaturin]

Ben Rutten

Ben Rutten

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41

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190cm

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98kg

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confirmed as still the coach. Statement imminent.
Xavier Ellis

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has spoken.

 

[Clarke is King]

Relax this tells you everything you need to know. Clarko has told Essendon to * off. Was posted just now after the Essendon board meeting broke up. Clarko is ours just be patient.

Convenient of you to show up after it's been dispelled. Where the hell have you been?

 

[giantroo]