Official Match Thread Season 30 R14: Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Ljp86's Lair

[Santoz]

Who does? You know how aerial refuelling works right? Either probe and drogue or boom?

For the record, you don’t fill it up to the top, because excessive weight = higher required throttle settings = excessive fuel burn. You conduct preflight planning and in flight adjustment to maintain the most economical fuel burn profile, particularly on trans-Atlantic or trans-Pacific ferries.

Super Unleaded please A Swallow.

Do the windows too while you're at it

 

[A Swallow]

Super Unleaded please A Swallow.

Do the windows too while you're at it

No worries. I guess your video games left out the refuelling part huh?

 

[VainGlorious]

LOL.

Tony Lynn 15 doing the old pied piper routine. Outstanding!

Have you ever seen him? I would have thought he is always on the other side of the glory hole wall when you are there.

Like the time cadsky played Sesame Street with me?



He played a very convincing Ernie.

Who does? You know how aerial refuelling works right? Either probe and drogue or boom?

For the record, you don’t fill it up to the top, because excessive weight = higher required throttle settings = excessive fuel burn. You conduct preflight planning and in flight adjustment to maintain the most economical fuel burn profile, particularly on trans-Atlantic or trans-Pacific ferries.

Please stop. They don’t care how good you are at googling facts about paper airplanes or whatever.

Just chill, you are letting them get under your skin.

 

[VainGlorious]

I pay extra to look them in the eye

The brown eye?

 

[HawkAussie]

LOL.

Tony Lynn 15 doing the old pied piper routine. Outstanding!

View attachment 997249View attachment 997250View attachment 997251View attachment 997252



Like the time cadsky played Sesame Street with me?

View attachment 997253

He played a very convincing Ernie.

Please stop. They don’t care how good you are at googling facts about paper airplanes or whatever.

Just chill, you are letting them get under your skin.

You obviously prefer to upload by file instead of you know by website.

 

[Chipmunk]

I'm based in Melbourne but just work until 12:30 most nights so I can't sleep until 4am normally, get home and try to throw a leg over, get told to fu** off so I jump on big footy, so that's me

Hahaha...well you know I’ll be around at that time, and Hawks v Dragons is Rd15!

 

[T2B_]

I don't know anything about A Swallow 's RL details etc but I am 95% sure he's a taller fighter pilot than Tom Cruise.

 

[A Swallow]

Please stop. They don’t care how good you are at googling facts about paper airplanes or whatever.

Just chill, you are letting them get under your skin.

Not under my skin at all, happy to chat to some fanboys.
None of that information is available on internet, that was the whole point of posting it.

 

[VandoHawk]

The brown eye?

View attachment 997257

I must admit the old pretzel manoeuvre takes some practice. But it is uncomfortably in my top 5 positions.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Not under my skin at all, happy to chat to some fanboys.
None of that information is available on internet, that was the whole point of posting it.

I've very much enjoyed the last few pages. You sharing more about your job is super interesting and Santoz's one-liners in reply have been genuinely funny. This is the kind of thing I was hoping the SFA would bring to my life.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I've very much enjoyed the last few pages. You sharing more about your job is super interesting and Santoz's one-liners in reply have been genuinely funny. This is the kind of thing I was hoping the SFA would bring to my life.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hahaha...well you know I’ll be around at that time, and Hawks v Dragons is Rd15!

Agent93 has been counting down the days in his calendar.

 

[Chipmunk]

Agent93 has been counting down the days in his calendar.

Gotta get 2 wins before you for it to matter...Rats this week to start!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Gotta get 2 wins before you for it to matter...Rats this week to start!

Two wins? We play you next week!

 

[VainGlorious]

You obviously prefer to upload by file instead of you know by website.

Not under my skin at all, happy to chat to some fanboys.
None of that information is available on internet, that was the whole point of posting it.

 

[Chipmunk]

Two wins? We play you next week!

You’re right. One win and you get the chance to knock us out again

 

[serial_thrilla]

You’re right. One win and you get the chance to knock us out again

Oh I'm hyped.

Golumless, eth-dog, SM, Loonerty, TY24 - are you lads excited too?

 

[A Swallow]

View attachment 997266

View attachment 997276

Please, don’t overwhelm me with readily available links and references. You’ll crash Bigfooty.

 

[VainGlorious]

Oh I'm hyped.

Golumless, eth-dog, SM, Loonerty, TY24 - are you lads excited too?
View attachment 997277

PMBangers right now.

Please, don’t overwhelm me with readily available links and references. You’ll crash Bigfooty.

You can borrow those gifs if you want mate?

Feel free to show them off to the blokes at the car wash

 

[PMBangers]

PMBangers right now.

View attachment 997281

You can borrow those gifs if you want mate?

Feel free to show them off to the blokes at the car wash

wtf serial_thrilla, Loonerty is pretty much out the door and he makes it over me =(

 

[serial_thrilla]

wtf serial_thrilla, Loonerty is pretty much out the door and he makes it over me =(

You, Chipmunk and por_please_ya are certified Gatecrashers, so we've seen plenty of you already this season.

 

[A Swallow]

PMBangers right now.

View attachment 997281

You can borrow those gifs if you want mate?

Feel free to show them off to the blokes at the car wash

Thank you, I’ll be sure to send your regards. Though I’m sure they know who you are, you’re that bloke who wears white ASICS with denim three-quarters and a tucked in polo. Always gets out of the car unnecessarily for a chat and says things like “hot enough for ya?”, or “time to hit the frog and toad.”

 

[VainGlorious]

Thank you, I’ll be sure to send your regards. Though I’m sure they know who you are, you’re that bloke who wears white ASICS with denim three-quarters and a tucked in polo. Always gets out of the car unnecessarily for a chat and says things like “hot enough for ya?”, or “time to hit the frog and toad.”

Adidas slides and Kappa snaps mate, get it right.

Anyway, shouldn’t you be flexing a bit more about your LEGO 747 Boeing jet that you built?

 

[PMBangers]

You, Chipmunk and por_please_ya are certified Gatecrashers, so we've seen plenty of you already this season.

Just because I haven't had the honour of facing the Dragons yet! Try to get the front row seats when I can

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

no worries.

For information:
- Back seat first, by about 0.15s to avoid seat to seat collision. They also offset left and right reference aircraft direction for travel for the same reason.
- August to December ‘17.
- Liberated late November ‘17, jets came home Jan ‘18. The end of Rotation 13 for our strike effort.
- Usually 2-3 plugs to top up on a KC-30, if we are flying as a 4-ship. We can carry about 22k lbs of JP-5/8 (with 2 external fuel tanks) and maintain above a 10k AMSL emergency divert fuel figure. That means if you have a rapid de-compress you can maintain an altitude with breathable external air and still make it to a valid aerodrome.

Anything else?