Official Match Thread Season 30 R14: Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Ljp86's Lair

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She honestly doesn’t find it all that exciting, she didn’t even know what I did for work before we started dating.

Yeah I understand. My husband didn't know I was a 30 year old, Hispanic single mother of 3 who worked cleaning hotel rooms before we started dating either.
 

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Lol. The personnel numbers at our units are not readily available on google.
Riverfire flyover was cancelled due to not wanting to incite large group gatherings.

Mate please, you could have rattled off last nights lotto numbers and none of us would have known.
 
To be fair mate, there is more chance of AceAndy being a male gigolo than there is of you being a ******* fighter pilot!


Tryin' to keep up, mate.

So there's a good chance then?

I can categorically deny that AceAndy engages in such deplorable behaviour. His employment at the Dragons massage parlour is merely a happy accident.
 
Yeah I understand. My husband didn't know I was a 30 year old, Hispanic single mother of 3 who worked cleaning hotel rooms before we started dating either.

Fair enough. Let me know when you want a couple of selfies or something PM’d through to satisfy your infallible doubt.
 
I can categorically deny that AceAndy engages in such deplorable behaviour. His employment at the Dragons massage parlour is merely a happy accident.

Have you ever seen him? I would have thought he is always on the other side of the glory hole wall when you are there.
 
Mate please, you could have rattled off last nights lotto numbers and none of us would have known.

Okay, what would you like to know?

The ejection sequence of the jet? The dates I was deployed with 1SQN in the Middle East? The dates Iraq was declared liberated and we ferried the jets home? How often we aerial refuelled on our way from Amberley to Guam to Hawaii to Vegas for Red Flag Jan 2020?
 
Okay, what would you like to know?

The ejection sequence of the jet? The dates I was deployed with 1SQN in the Middle East? The dates Iraq was declared liberated and we ferried the jets home? How often we aerial refuelled on our way from Amberley to Guam to Hawaii to Vegas for Red Flag Jan 2020?

You are making this up now.
 
Okay, what would you like to know?

The ejection sequence of the jet? The dates I was deployed with 1SQN in the Middle East? The dates Iraq was declared liberated and we ferried the jets home? How often we aerial refuelled on our way from Amberley to Guam to Hawaii to Vegas for Red Flag Jan 2020?
Lol. That’s a USAF F16, presumably an aggressor squadron, based on the red shirts. Flew with some of those lads in Darwin for Pitch Black in 2018. 👍

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You are making this up now.

😂 no worries.

For information:
- Back seat first, by about 0.15s to avoid seat to seat collision. They also offset left and right reference aircraft direction for travel for the same reason.
- August to December ‘17.
- Liberated late November ‘17, jets came home Jan ‘18. The end of Rotation 13 for our strike effort.
- Usually 2-3 plugs to top up on a KC-30, if we are flying as a 4-ship. We can carry about 22k lbs of JP-5/8 (with 2 external fuel tanks) and maintain above a 10k AMSL emergency divert fuel figure. That means if you have a rapid de-compress you can maintain an altitude with breathable external air and still make it to a valid aerodrome.

Anything else?
 
Okay, what would you like to know?

The ejection sequence of the jet? The dates I was deployed with 1SQN in the Middle East? The dates Iraq was declared liberated and we ferried the jets home? How often we aerial refuelled on our way from Amberley to Guam to Hawaii to Vegas for Red Flag Jan 2020?
Lol. That’s a USAF F16, presumably an aggressor squadron, based on the red shirts. Flew with some of those lads in Darwin for Pitch Black in 2018. 👍

I've played fighter pilot video games too mate, although unlike you, I don't like to freely admit it.

Bit embarrassing :$
 
I've played fighter pilot video games too mate, although unlike you, I don't like to freely admit it.

Bit embarrassing :$

Oh, tell me more about the squadron shirt recognition and long distance fuel planning for F-18F’s you conducted in your video games 😂

Though, your fanboy inability to believe me is totally explained by the fact you fantasised about it as a kid. Makes a lot more sense now.
 
I filled her up to the top.

Just like you do for the real fighter pilots ;)

Who does? You know how aerial refuelling works right? Either probe and drogue or boom?

For the record, you don’t fill it up to the top, because excessive weight = higher required throttle settings = excessive fuel burn. You conduct preflight planning and in flight adjustment to maintain the most economical fuel burn profile, particularly on trans-Atlantic or trans-Pacific ferries.
 

Official Match Thread Season 30 R14: Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Ljp86's Lair


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